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"[To David, threatening him with his gun] One. Two. Three. That's how many times I saved your life."
"[reading the Hindu writing in Captain Nemo's journal] Man, that guy had some terrible handwriting."
"[pointing at each member of his family] I'm the one fighting, okay? Not you, not you, and not you."
"Why don't you go talk to him? You've had a crush on him since, like, the first Harry Potter movie."
"Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters."
"[to The Kid] You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!"
"Pigs have uniforms, I think we should have uniforms too. Gotta match those fuckers on every level."
"That's Marco the Mexican? [laughs] Shit. Now that I blowed his face off, Marco ain't worth a peso!"
"Whatever you think your life is going to be like, just know, it's not gonna be anything like that."
"Ah, you were in the shit. I respect that. But it's people like you that lost us support back home."
"All these years, I have been seeking to recreate the mutagen, and you... you just handed it to me."
"[to Robert Harley] Your mascara is running. If you want to fix yourself we can discuss this later."
"Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings."
"[As Yang and the Chinese millionaire jump out of the plane] Now that's some real Chinese take out."
"[Shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill people! And I do that very well, Goddammit!"
"David Rudman as Scooter, Janice, Miss Poogy, Bobby Benson, Wayne, Gulag Rat, Thingy-Thing and Baby"
"There was a time in my life when it was just a joy to wake up every morning and run to the mirror."
"I'm sorry, Larry. I think, my friends are hungry. [They proceed to suck the life juice out of him]"