"Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days."

"That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there."

"I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls."

"Watch what you eat and who you eat."

"Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live."

"Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!"

"You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole."

"Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof"

"[to Ron] I've been looking for you, lone star."