"I hope you're right chief. I'm no world beater, but I had plans."

"I don't care what the calendar says. Opening day. That's the first day of spring."

"I'm not right, am I?"

"Come on, chief, I'm done. I'm gonna die here no matter what, so let it mean something. Let it mean that you two make …"

"[After Curt Hamill] Just making sure."

"[To Judy, after Becca's coughing fit] I'm just saying, if she's sick, we don't want to be in the fucking car with her."

"[To Travis, regards to the crashed plane] You said it sounded like a plane, Trav? Shit, big plane, little plane? What…"

"[To David, threatening him with his gun] One. Two. Three. That's how many times I saved your life."

"A funny thing happened on the way to Cedar Rapids. Bastards spiked my tires."

"[to Judy, after evading the helicopter and driving into the car wash] What road can they not see? Tell me, what magic…"