"The thing about you kids is that you're all kind of insensitive. I'm glad I grew up when I did 'cause your parents we…"

"Dear Starbucks, in your attempt to manufacture culture out of fast food coffee you've been surprisingly successful fo…"

"All the men out here dress like children and the kids dress like superheroes."

"It's the harder, more painful decision to stay free but that's what adulthood is."

"You like me so much more than you think you do."

"Hurt people hurt people."

"Ben Stiller - Roger Greenberg"

"Greta Gerwig - Florence Marr"

"Rhys Ifans - Ivan Schrank"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Beth"