"I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance."

"Rachel, these people aren't just rich, okay. They're crazy rich. Look, there's new money all over Asia. We got the Be…"

"Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5."

"You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus."

"[to Rachel] She just thinks you're some like unrefined banana. Yellow on the outside, and white on the inside."

"[to Rachel] Good for you. Walking away from Nick and his family's fat-ass property portfolio. You have no one, no net…"

"I chose to help my husband run a business and to raise a family. For me, it was a privilege. But for you, you may thi…"

"It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not."

"God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children."

"[in Singapore Changi Airport] Wow, I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden, and a movie theater. JFK's ju…"