"Mark King: I wouldn't even be me without you. I might not always get it right, but I'm right where I want to be."

"I swear, every time I look through a set of binoculars, he's got a new mistress."

"If we find anymore mistresses I'm going to have to send her to rehab."

"You slept with him, didn't you? One night and you went right back to being a Stepford."

"We should kick him in the balls!"

"Lydia: Selfish people live longer."

"He'll never know what hit him."

"The oddest friends are about to get even."

"The ultimate girls night in."

"Leslie Mann — Kate Hampton"