"Mark King: I wouldn't even be me without you. I might not always get it right, but I'm right where I want to be."

"I swear, every time I look through a set of binoculars, he's got a new mistress."

"You slept with him, didn't you? One night and you went right back to being a Stepford."

"We should kick him in the balls!"

"Lydia: Selfish people live longer."

"He'll never know what hit him."

"The oddest friends are about to get even."

"The ultimate girls night in."

"Leslie Mann — Kate Hampton"

"Cameron Diaz — Carly Whitten"