"Sometimes it's good to do what you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it."

"I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet."

"Don't treat me like a three-hour brunch friend!"

"I'm too tall to marry."

"I like things that look like mistakes."

"We are like a lesbian couple that doesn't have sex anymore."

"It's just this apartment is very... aware of itself."

"I think it's a great day. I ate an egg bagel that Lev's slut made me. I internet-acquired three pairs of very rare Ra…"

"Rachel: Fuck, I sound like a gay grandma."

"It's that thing when you're with someone, and you love them and they know it, and they love you and you know it... bu…"