"Oh, come on! I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin!"

"Back off, Susan Boyle!"

"Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Ap…"

"No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber, or a ta…"

"And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three, very special friends. Ted and Tami-L…"

"Asian Man: What the hell you problem?! You breaka my wall, I breaka your wall!"

"Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett"

"Seth MacFarlane, Zane Cowans - Ted"

"Mila Kunis - Lori Collins"

"Merry Christmas, Everybody!"