"[to Laser] I wish you were gay, you'd be much more sensitive."

"I need to say something. It's no big secret your mom and I are in hell right now, and... Bottom line is, marriage is …"

"[to Jules] So, are you straight now?"

"It's hard enough to open your heart in this world. Don't make it harder."

"Annette Bening - Dr. Nicole 'Nic' Allgood"

"Julianne Moore - Jules Allgood"

"Mia Wasikowska - Joni Allgood"

"Josh Hutcherson - Laser Allgood"

"Yaya DaCosta - Tanya"

"It don't seem fair. Look at my mom: six of us in two rooms. It's all right if you're rich, but if you can't feed them…"