"[from the trailer] I, Jerrica Benton, am living the most unexceptional life. My sister Kimber and I live with our Aun…"

"[from the trailer] Everyone has a secret identity. Which one's the real you?"

"[from the trailer] Oh my God, you're Internet famous. That's, like, the second best thing to being actually famous."

"[from the trailer] There are some voices that are too special to keep hidden. Those are your father's words."

"Every Generation Needs a Voice"

"I watched the Jem trailer. No star earrings? Where are the misfits?"

"Oh, when I seen that damn trailer, I was outraged; I was truly, truly, fucking outraged. That trailer had me outraged…"

"Jem has lost her outrageousness and gained a robotic sidekick in an overlong, low-budget big-screen reboot of the 198…"

"And yet the film seems inexplicably embarrassed by its roots, instead serving up half-baked and self-consciously cont…"

"Chu has turned the intuitive computer Synergy into a cute robot pet and Jem into Justin Bieber. He has his female lea…"