"[as Birdman] How did we end up here? This place is horrible. Smells like balls."

"[as Birdman] It's a beautiful day. Forget about the Times... everyone else has. Come on. Stand up! So you're not a gr…"

"[as Birdman] That's what I'm talking about. Bones rattling! Big, loud, fast! Look at these people, at their eyes... t…"

"I'm nothing. I'm not even here."

"Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige."

"Leslie, play with my balls."

"Michael Keaton - Riggan Thomson / Birdman"

"Zach Galifianakis - Jake, Riggan's lawyer and friend"

"Andrea Riseborough - Laura, an actress and Riggan's girlfriend"

"Amy Ryan - Sylvia, Riggan's ex-wife and Sam's mother"