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"I will not be upstaged by some slut with mutant lungs."

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"Cher - Tess"

"Cam Gigandet - Jack Miller"

"Stanley Tucci - Sean"

"Peter Gallagher - Vincent "Vince" Scali"

"Dianna Agron - Natalie"

"Alan Cumming - Alexis"