"[as Birdman] How did we end up here? This place is horrible. Smells like balls."

"[as Birdman] It's a beautiful day. Forget about the Times... everyone else has. Come on. Stand up! So you're not a gr…"

"[as Birdman] That's what I'm talking about. Bones rattling! Big, loud, fast! Look at these people, at their eyes... t…"

"I'm nothing. I'm not even here."

"Leslie, play with my balls."

"Michael Keaton - Riggan Thomson / Birdman"

"Zach Galifianakis - Jake, Riggan's lawyer and friend"

"Edward Norton - Mike Shiner, a popular Broadway actor"

"Andrea Riseborough - Laura, an actress and Riggan's girlfriend"

"Amy Ryan - Sylvia, Riggan's ex-wife and Sam's mother"