Sequel films

"You don't think the guy who makes the toilets for the Space Shuttle gets to see the plans for the rest of it?"

"Who the hell are "them", anyway? The government? The mafia? Aliens?"

"Kate, I'm a healthy married male white engineer who enjoys reading horror novels and eating chocolate ice cream. As well as climbing around psycho jungle gyms."

"This place changes your perception about what's possible."

"God, you know, I wish I was just…smarter."

"He's a high-tech genius whose morals make Muammar Kadafi look like Mother Teresa!"

"Holy shit, variable time speed rooms!"

"Maybe we're in Hell!"

"I'm not crazy, and I'm not hard of hearing, either! [turns to the wall] I told you no one would believe me!"

"Some things should never be created! They exist for theoretical purposes only!"

"I'm just blind, not retarded."

"I figure he knows something, something that he didn't want anyone to know. That's usually why people are tortured."

"Jesus. The gravity shifted. Wow!"

"Don't be so stupid, Kate. You know time works differently in this place."

"Welcome to a new dimension in fear."

"You won't believe what's waiting in the 4th dimension."

"There is more to fear than you can see."

"The first one had rules."

"Kari Matchett — Kate Filmore"

"Geraint Wyn Davies — Simon Grady"

"Grace Lynn Kung — Sasha"

"Matthew Ferguson — Max Reisler"

"Neil Crone — Jerry Whitehall"

"Barbara Gordon — Mrs. Paley"

"Lindsey Connell — Julia"

"[to Barney, on a recording from his imprisonment] There are shallow rollers, and there are deep rollers. You can't breed two deep rollers... or their young, their offspring, will roll all the way down, hit, and die. Agent Starling is a deep roller, Barney. Let us hope one of her parents was not."

"What is worst about this humiliation, Clarice? Is it how your failure will reflect on your mommy and daddy? Is your worst fear that people will now and forever believe they were indeed just good old trailer-camp, tornado-bait white trash, and that perhaps you are too?"

"[in a letter to Clarice Starling] Dear Clarice, I have followed with enthusiasm the course of your disgrace and public shaming. My own never bothered me, except for the inconvenience of being incarcerated, but you may lack perspective."

"[in a letter to Clarice Starling] By the way I couldn't help noticing on the FBI's rather dull public website that I have been hoisted from the Bureau's archives of the common criminal and elevated to the more prestigious 10 Most Wanted list. Is this coincidence, or are you back on the case? If so, goody goody, cause I need to come out of retirement and return to public life."

"[in a letter to Clarice Starling] Your job is to craft my doom... so I'm not sure how well I should wish you... but I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. Ta-ta. "H.""

"Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for her, and find nourishment in the very sight of her? I think so. But would she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him?"

"My life? What is there to say about mine? I have been in a state of hibernation for some time... a little inactive. But now I'm back home and I'm very happy, and very healthy. You, though. It's you I'm worried about."

"Do you have so much faith in your abilities that you honestly believe you can somehow simultaneously arrest me and them? It could get very messy, Clarice, like the fish market."

"[repeated line] Okey-dokey, here we go."

"My freedom, just that. You'd take that from me. And if you did, would they have you back, do you think? The FBI? Those people you despise almost as much as they despise you? Will they give you a medal, Clarice, do you think? Would you have it professionally framed and hang it on your wall to look at and remind you of your courage and incorruptibility? All you would need for that, Clarice, is a mirror."

"[to Rinaldo Pazzi] On a related subject, I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife."

"[to Rinaldo Pazzi] Please don't be confused—because I may have to fillet Signora Pazzi after all."

"[about Dr. Lecter] He's always with me. Like a bad habit."

"This is from the Guinness Book of World Records, congratulating me on being the female FBI Agent who has shot and killed the most people."

"It's all right. I have immunity from the U.S. Attorney. And I have immunity... from the risen Jesus. And nobody beats the Riz."

"[to Clarice] Isn't it funny? You can look at my face... but you shied when I said the name of God."

"When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-runnin'... but not to help."

"Break The Silence"

"Never Forget Who He Is"

"How long can a man stay silent before he returns to what he does best?"

"Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter"

"Julianne Moore - Clarice Starling"

"Gary Oldman - Mason Verger"

"Ray Liotta - Paul Krendler"

"Giancarlo Giannini - Inspector Pazzi"

"Francesca Neri - Allegra Pazzi"

"Zeljko Ivanek - Dr. Cordell Doemling"

"Frankie Faison - Barney"

"You ain't so bad, you ain't so bad, you ain't nothin'. C'mon, champ, hit me in the face! My mother hits harder than that!"

"Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are!"

"The legend continues...The Italian Stallion is back!!"

"His life is happy, his fights have seemed easy. Now a young upstart is going to make him prove just how far he can still go..."

"A Fighter. A Lover. A Legend. The Greatest Challenge."

"The Excitement... The Power... The Man..."

"The greatest challenge."

"Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa"

"Talia Shire as Adrian Balboa"

"Burt Young as Paulie Pennino"

"Carl Weathers - Apollo Creed"

"Burgess Meredith - Mickey Goldmill"

"Tony Burton - Tony "Duke" Evers"

"Mr. T - Clubber Lang"

"Ian Fried as Rocky Balboa, Jr."

"Hulk Hogan - Thunderlips"

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

"When they come... they come at what you love."

"[at Don Tommasino's funeral] Goodbye, my old friend. You could have lived a little longer; I could be closer to my dream. You were so loved, Don Tommasino. Why was I so feared, and you so loved? What was it? I was no less honorable. I wanted to do good. What betrayed me? Was it my mind? My heart? Why do I condemn myself so? I swear on the lives of my children: Give me a chance to redeem myself, and I will sin no more."

"All the power on earth can't change destiny."

"Real power can't be given. It must be taken."

"Al Pacino - Don Michael Corleone"

"Diane Keaton - Kay Adams-Corleone"

"Talia Shire - Connie Corleone-Rizzi"

"Andy Garcia - Don Vincent 'Vinnie' Mancini-Corleone"

"Eli Wallach - Don Altobello"

"Joe Mantegna - Joey Zasa"

"George Hamilton - B.J. Harrison"

"Bridget Fonda - Grace Hamilton"

"Sofia Coppola - Mary Corleone"

"Raf Vallone - Cardinal Lamberto"

"Franc D'Ambrosio - Anthony Vito Corleone"

"Donal Donnelly - Archbishop Gilday"

"Richard Bright - Al Neri"

"Al Martino - Johnny Fontane"

"Helmut Berger - Frederick Keinszig"

"Don Novello - Dominic Abbandando"

"John Savage - Father Andrew Hagen"

"Franco Citti - Calò"

"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date."

"[watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable."

"Do I look 50 to you?"

"A doctor specializing in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream."

"[to Topher Grace] Geez, Topher, you don't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me."

"(to Danny Ocean) 10:45, we all get arrested."

"(to Linus Caldwell) If you are going to ask me a question give me some time to respond, unless the question is rhetorical in which case the answer is obvious, yes."

"[about Danny] Where is he, Tess? Where is... Mr. Diaz?"

"[to Rusty Ryan] I was asked to show some restraint. Otherwise, you would have gone out to your favorite car with all the 17 you own and as soon as you turn on the ignition--[car explodes] You got two weeks."

"[to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?"

"[to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan] And tell him it's gonna cost him double. [pause] And tell him this thing is beautiful. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. (on being asked if that is all) Yeah. No! Tell him—tell Rusty that having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. [Hangs up. Sexy female assistant emerges with Nagel's treo and brings him a coffee]"

"[ to Turk] Yeah, well I need to use the toilet otherwise I'm gonna shit on your shoes! C'mon Frank..."

"Are you having some telethon we don't know about?!"

"[Meeting a fortune teller, notices Benedict and his goons behind him] THIS? You couldn't see this?!"

"Twelve is the new eleven"

"Three years ago, they stole 160 million dollars. Now the only thing between their old enemy and their new one is an Ocean."

"Who could ever forget that thing they did that time to that guy?"

"George Clooney - Daniel Ocean"

"Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan"

"Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell"

"Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean"

"Catherine Zeta-Jones - Isabel Lahiri"

"Andy Gracia - Terry Benedict"

"Don Cheadle - Basher Tarr"

"Vincent Cassel - François "The Nightfox" Toulour"

"Albert Finney - Gaspar LeMarc (uncredited)"

"Bernie Mac - Frank Catton"

"Casey Affleck - Virgil Malloy"

"Scott Caan - Turk Malloy"

"Shaobo Qin - "The Amazing" Yen"

"Carl Reiner - Saul Bloom"

"Eddie Jemison - Livingston Dell"

"Elliott Gould - Reuben Tishkoff"

"Scott Weinger as Aladdin"

"Robin Williams as Genie"

"John Rhys-Davies as Cassim"

"Linda Larkin as Princess Jasmine"

"Gilbert Gottfried as Iago"

"Jerry Orbach as Sa'luk"

"Frank Welker as Abu, Rajah and Fazal"

"Val Bettin as Sultan"

"CCH Pounder as The Oracle"

"Jim Cummings as Razoul"

"Jeff Bennett as Zagoolien/Additional voices"

"Corey Burton as Hakim/Additional Voices"

"Jess Harnell as Behrang"

"Clyde Kusatsu as Mujahidden"

"Rob Paulsen as Additional voices"

"Listen, punk. To me, you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!"

"Do you know the emergency phone number for San Francisco General? Well, why don't you call them right now and have them send down an ambulance. Tell them there's two sorry-looking assholes here with multiple contusions and various abrasions and broken bones."

"Give me what you got, twat-lips, before I give your face its first period."

"Note: ranked #6 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema."

"Dirty Harry is at it again."

"Two killers are at large. One of them is Dirty Harry."

"Clint Eastwood - Insp. 'Dirty' Harry Callahan"

"Sondra Locke - Jennifer Spencer"

"Pat Hingle - Chief Lester Jannings"

"Bradford Dillman - Captain Briggs"

"Audrie J. Neenan - Ray Parkins"

"Michael Currie - Lt. Donnelly"

"Albert Popwell - Horace King"

"Kevyn Major Howard - Hawkins"

"Bette Ford - Leah"

"Nancy Parsons - Mrs. Kruger"

"[first lines] My name is Alice. I worked for the Umbrella Corporation, the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. I was head of security at a secret high tech facility called The Hive, a giant underground laboratory developing experimental viral weaponry. But there was an incident, a virus escaped and everybody died. Trouble was... they didn’t stay dead. The T-virus reanimated their bodies. But I survived. Myself and one other, an environmentalist named Matt, when we emerged we were seized by Umbrella scientists. Matt and I were separated. We thought we had survived the horror, but we were wrong."

"[to bitten Olivera] Today is your lucky day."

"[during a zombie breakout at the Police Station] I'm leaving town, I suggest you do the same."

"[meeting Alice for the first time] Who the fuck are you?"

"[L.J is handcuffed on a chair next to another zombiefied woman in the police station, the woman tries to struggle out of her handcuffs to get L.J] Somebody get this ugly bitch off me!"

"[seeing a zombie on road while driving] GTA, Motherfucker! [L.J. drives on, the zombie is sent flying by the car and hit the roof with a thud] Yeah! 10 points."

"[As the S.T.A.R.S squad prepares to take down Nemesis] You motherfuckers are crazy! Look at that big motherfucker, got a rocket launcher!"

"[L.J runs into the S.T.A.R.S. members' hideout and find a dozen guns pointing at him] Shit! Maybe I was safer outside."

"[When a S.T.A.R.S. officer hands him a shotgun] Motherfucker, please. [opens his jacket to reveal his two golden Desert Eagles] My shit is custom."

"[runs in after Alice pointing a gun at Carlos] Don't shoot, don't shoot! He's cool. He made a deal with Dr.Doom same as you."

"[L.J stands alone after Nemesis kill the S.T.A.R.S. members, Nemesis stop shooting and looks at him] Respect!."

"[L.J. learns that Carlos has been bitten] You should've told me you were bit motherfucker, I'm hangin' witchu and shit!"

"[Cain asks L.J. who he thinks is a helicopter pilot why they haven't taken off yet] Because I usually drive a Cadilac! [punches out Cain and smiles]"

"Dr. Isaacs: Project Alice Activated."

"Major Cain: Finish Him!"

"Nemesis: S.T.A.R.S..."

"Carlos Olivera: We're assets, Nicholai. Expendible assets... and we've just been expended."

"Angela Ashford: They said I would never get better, just worse."

"[Nemesis encounters Alice for the first time] Major Cain: [to Umbrella staffs] Gentlemen, this is the moment we've been waiting for. The nemesis program is now fully activated."

"Major Cain: You're not mutation, you're evolution!"

"Nicholai Ginovaef after killing a Zombie Dog: Stay."

"Carlos Olivera after killing an Umbrella Guard behind Alice: You missed one."

"Yuri Loginova: Bite this!! [Throws a grenade killing a group of zombies]"

"I'm good, but I'm not that good."

"My name is Alice and I remember everything."

"Our lives are in their hands."

"The evil continues..."

"The infection is spreading faster than anyone could have anticipated."

"You're all going to die."

"I'm not on the menu."

"[about to throw out the almanac] The Skyway's jammed. It's gonna take us forever to get there. And this stays here. I didn't invent the time machine to win at gambling; I invented the time machine to travel through time."

"My only regret is that I'll never get a chance to visit my favorite historical era, the Old West. But time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: Women."

"[about Biff having gone back to November 12, 1955] Unbelievable that Old Biff could've chosen that particular date. It could mean that that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the temporal junction point of the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it would just be an amazing coincidence."

"Getting back was only the beginning."

"Synchronize your watches. The future's coming back…"

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!"

"This time Marty McFly doesn't know if he's coming or going...and his future is really up in the air."

"Welcome Back Marty McFly. He's smart. He's handsome. He's got a great future behind him."

"Michael J. Fox — Marty McFly/Marty McFly Jr./Marlene McFly"

"Christopher Lloyd — Dr. Emmett Brown"

"Thomas F. Wilson — Biff Tannen/Griff Tannen"

"Lea Thompson — Lorraine Baines-McFly-Tannen"

"Jeffrey Weissman — George McFly"

"James Tolkan — Mr. Strickland"

"Elisabeth Shue — Jennifer Parker-McFly"

"Billy Zane — Match"

"Charles Fleischer — Terry"

"Flea — Needles"

"Once the film came out and was this huge success, the studio very quickly said, "We must have a sequel!" But because the second one was such a long script, and they couldn't find any way to shorten it, they decided to make it as two films. I'm surprised the second one wasn't marketed as "part two of three". A lot of people found it less rewarding because it didn't have the fun and lightness of the first one, but then the third one makes sense of the second – it all connects up. I think the first film resonates so well with audiences because of the element of wish-fulfilment at its heart. We've all said to ourselves, "I wish I could go back in time and change something" or, "If only I could do that over again"."

"[holding baby William] So you're my great-grandfather. The first McFly born in America. And you peed on me."

"They saved the best trip for last... but this time... they had gone too far."

"See you in the summer! You mean Summer 1990."

"Meet Marty. He's the kid who gets back... 100 years earlier."

"When the heck are they? In the summer!"

"Doc is dead... again. But this time... they broke the time barrier and destroyed the time machine."

"The rip-roarin' conclusion to the greatest adventure of all time."

"It's the last round-up... the final showdown... the rootin' tootin' conclusion to the greatest adventure of all time."

"Michael J. Fox — Marty McFly/Seamus McFly"

"Christopher Lloyd — Dr. Emmett Brown"

"Thomas F. Wilson — Buford 'Mad Dog' Tannen/Biff Tannen"

"Mary Steenburgen — Clara Clayton"

"Lea Thompson — Maggie McFly/Lorraine McFly"

"Elisabeth Shue — Jennifer Parker"

"James Tolkan — Chief Marshal James Strickland"

"Dub Taylor — Saloon Old-Timer #1 (Levi)"

"Harry Carey Jr. — Saloon Old-Timer #2 (Zeke)"

"Pat Buttram — Saloon Old-Timer #3 (Jeb)"

"ZZ Top — Festival Band in 1885 Hill Valley"

"That's nothing, it's a...birthmark."

"Hard six coming out."

"It's my long-life food preservative. The FDA finally approved it!"

"Eddie, This is great! They don't have any of these games at the Mirage."

"His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!"

"Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Rus."

"...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowledge, and a mulch..."

"Oh, Keno! This is easy."

"My pen burst. (after hotel employee notices Clark's arm is blue from falling in the plane's toilet)"

"(after an attempt to have sex with Clark in the bathroom goes horribly wrong) I'll never fly again."

"Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family."

"Could be worse...you could be pregnant again."

"You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!"

"I love what you've done with the kitchenette."

"Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower."

"I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet."

"Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again."

"I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car."

"Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?"

"So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!""

"It's expensive having an entourage."

"Security: "No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?" Rusty: "No sir, I do not require them.""

"Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!"

"Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?"

"[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!"

"Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance."

"My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes."

"Hey, kids. Round-up time!"

"Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark."

"Ahh Uban Coffee you know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything, ice cream, mashed potatoes or just eat it straight out of the can for a quick pick me up."

"Don't worry, he's with me."

"It's a bust, Las Vegas fun police, hand over your chips. ha ha ha ha"

"Whoa man it is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here {Casino} - like mother nature intended."

"I gotta warn ya Clark – they don’t play the same games that they do at them regular casinos"

"Lord is my witness, I hate this heat! If it isn't gluing your butt to the truck seat it's making you sweat like a farm animal!"

"In this world, you’re either up on the stage in the spotlight, or down in the pit serving drinks"

"Honey, these boys ain't much to talk to, but, if you want a night away from your cat... they're more than fine."

"Jilly - That's it, kid. Now all we have to do is teach you how to dress."

"Roy - What a great audience."

"Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold"

"- Ellen Griswold"

"- Cousin Eddie"

"- Russell "Rusty" Griswold"

"- Audrey Griswold"

"- Cousin Catherine"

"- Cousin Vicki"

"Juliette Brewer - Cousin Ruby Sue"

"- Marty the Blackjack dealer"

"- "Girl in the Red Ferrari" (non-speaking cameo)"

"- Mirage desk clerk"

"- themselves"

"- young Frank Sinatra impersonator/fake ID salesman"

"- Mr. Ellis"

"- "Gilly from Philly""

"I know all seven animal styles: The crane, the stag, the horse, the tiger, the bat, the rat, the monkey, the Beatle [imitates Ringo Starr]. I will take you."

"[Telling Wayne what people might say if he mentions Jim Morrison on the show] Look, there's Garth, and his friend Wayne...the psychopath."

"[At Mikita's, the doughnut shop] And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show." [everyone in donut shop claps]"

"Mike Myers as Wayne Campbell"

"Dana Carvey as Garth Algar"

"Tia Carrere as Cassandra Wong"

"Christopher Walken as Bobby Cahn"

"Kevin Pollak as Jerry Segel"

"Ralph Brown as Del Preston"

"James Hong as Jeff Wong"

"Kim Basinger as Honey Hornée"

"Jim Downey as the dubbed voice of Jeff Wong"

"Chris Farley as Milton"

"Ed O'Neill as Glen"

"Michael A. Nickles as Jim Morrison"

"Larry Sellers as The Naked Indian"

"Frank DiLeo as Frankie "Mr. Big" Sharp"

"Lee Tergesen as Terry, Wayne and Garth's bud"

"Scott Coffey as a heavy metaller"

"Drew Barrymore as Bjergen Kjergen"

"Olivia d'Abo as Betty Jo"

"Charlton Heston as the "good actor" gas station attendant who replaces the "bad actor" Al Hansen"

"Jay Leno as Himself"

"Heather Locklear as Herself"

"Ted McGinley as "Mr. Scream""

"Tim Meadows as Sammy Davis, Jr."

"Robert Smigel and Bob Odenkirk as nerds backstage at the concert"

"Bobby Slayton as the Watermelon Guy"

"Harry Shearer as "Handsome Dan""

"Rip Taylor as Himself"

"Steven Tyler as Himself (lead vocalist of Aerosmith)"

"Joe Perry as Himself (lead guitarist of Aerosmith)"

"Brad Whitford as Himself (rhythm guitarist of Aerosmith)"

"Tom Hamilton as Himself (bassist of Aerosmith)"

"Joey Kramer as Himself (drummer of Aerosmith)"

"Rich Fulcher as Garth's body double when they "travel to London""

"WPIG 95.7 as the Aurora radio station"

"See, all our people are businessmen. Their loyalty's based on that. One thing I learned from Pop was to try to think as people around you think. And on that basis, anything's possible."

"I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies."

"[on the night of the Cuban government's New Year's Eve celebration; just after the countdown, he embraces Fredo and whispers to him ] There's a plane waiting to take us to Miami in an hour. I'd like you to think about it. [breaks away and suddenly grips Fredo to give him the kiss of death] I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. [shakes him] You broke my heart!"

"[to Signor Roberto threatening to evict an old widow, in Italian] Do me this favor. I won't forget it. Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me. They'll tell you I know how to return a favor."

"[to Don Ciccio, in Sicilian] My father's name was Antonio Andolini, and this is for you! [stabs him]"

"[traps Vito in his car, in Sicilian] Young man, I hear you and your friends are stealing goods, but you don't even send a dress to my house. No respect! You know I've got three daughters. This is my neighborhood. You and your friends should show me some respect. You should let me wet my beak a little. I hear you and your friends cleared $600 each. Give me $200 each, for your own protection, and I'll forget the insult. You young punks have to learn to respect a man like me! Otherwise the cops will come to your house and your family will be ruined. Of course, if I’m wrong about how much you stole I’ll take less. And by less, I only mean a hundred bucks less. Now don’t refuse me. Understand, paisan? [After Vito hesitates] Capisci, paisano? (Understand, friend?)"

"If I could only live to see it, to be there with you. What I wouldn't give for 20 more years! Here we are, protected, free to make our profits without Kefauver, the goddamn Justice Department and the F.B.I. 90 miles away, in partnership with a friendly government. Ninety miles! It's nothing! Just one small step, looking for a man who wants to be President of the United States, and having the cash to make it possible. Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel."

"I'd give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting."

"I'm going to take a nap. When I wake up, if the money is on the table, I'll know I have a partner. If it isn't, I'll know I don't."

"[to Michael] There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good. We made the most of it. During Prohibition, we ran molasses into Canada, made a fortune. Your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts, and there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry. I knew Moe. I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go and I said to myself: this is the business we've chosen. I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!"

"Michael, I hated you for so many years. I think that I did things to myself, to hurt myself so that you'd know - that I could hurt you. You were just being strong for us the way Poppa was, and I forgive you. Can't you forgive Fredo? He's so sweet and helpless without you. You need me, Michael. I wanna take care of you now."

"[addressing the Senate committee hearings on the Corleone Family] For years now a growing number many of my constituents have been of Italian descent. I've come to know them well. They have honored me with their support and with their friendship. I can proudly say that some of my very best friends are Italian-Americans. However, Mr. Chairman, at this time unfortunately, I have to leave these proceedings in order to preside over a very important meeting of my own committee. But before I leave, I do want to say this, that these hearings on the Mafia are in no way whatsoever a slur upon the great Italian people because I can state from my own knowledge and experience that Italian-Americans are among the most loyal, most law-abiding, patriotic, hard-working American citizens in this land. And It would be a shame, Mr. Chairman, if we allowed a few rotten apples to give a bad name to the whole barrel. Because from the time of the Great Christopher Columbus to the time of Enrico Fermi right up to the present day, Italian-Americans have been pioneers in building and defending our nation. They are the salt of the earth, and one of the backbones of this country..."

"Al Pacino - Michael Corleone"

"Robert Duvall - Tom Hagen"

"Diane Keaton - Kay Adams-Corleone"

"Robert De Niro - Vito Corleone"

"John Cazale - Fredo Corleone"

"Talia Shire - Connie Corleone"

"Lee Strasberg - Hyman Roth"

"Michael V. Gazzo - Frankie Pentangeli"

"G.D. Spradlin - Sen. Pat Geary"

"Richard Bright - Al Neri"

"Gastone Moschin - Don Fanucci"

"Tom Rosqui - Rocco Lampone"

"Bruno Kirby - Young Clemenza"

"Frank Sivero - Genco Abbandando"

"Dominic Chianese - Johnny Ola"

"Troy Donahue - Merle Johnson"

"James Caan - Santino 'Sonny' Corleone"

"Abe Vigoda - Sal Tessio"

"Giuseppe Sillato - Don Francesco Ciccio"

"Mario Cotone - Don Tommasino"

"Carmine Caridi - Carmine Rosato"

"Danny Aiello - Tony Rosato"

"Oh, yeah! The Stif-meister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!"

"Where are the fuckin' females? Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away."

"[Grabbing his crotch] Shake this!"

"[Thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when he's actually being urinated on from the balcony] That's it, bathe the Stifmeister. Ohhh, Ohhhh that's GREAT! How'd you get it so nice and warm? Oh, I can taste the bubbles! Actually, I can't."

"When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college?"

"Tantric, what the fuck is Tantric?"

"[When walking past a girl in a short skirt before a lecture] Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!"

"Ladies, I am down with the funky shit."

"[answers the phone after awkward situation with Jim and Finch] Stif-meister's palace of love--uh, straight love."

"Where are the fucking females?"

"Oh God, I kissed Jim."

"[after Finch describes watering a ficus as a "pure tantric moment"] Finch, stay the fuck away from that ficus. That is a jizz-free ficus."

"Finch, fist yourself!"

"Eat shit, 'Shit break'."

"Whack away, Jim. Whack away."

"I kind of super-glued myself to, uh, myself."

"That's a lot of flutes."

"This is my first time, uh, si-since my first time."

"My name is Petey, and I have gigantic balls!"

"But we never even had friendly hello sex."

"Jim?! holy potatoes!"

"This one time--um, here."

"My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis. [Stands up to the women], but that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Because you don't have a penis, or maybe you do."

"[to parents of girl they caught in bed with Jim] Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did."

"Hey. Keep it real, homies."

"Kevin: My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be."

"Finch: [talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom] How did you do that magic you did?"

"Trucker: Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it!"

"Danielle: [Jim has Amber's dildo while under the bed] Johnny West is missing."

"This Summer It's All About Sticking Together."

"Get Ready For Another Slice of Pie!"

"Times Change. People Change. But Friends & Family Are Forever."

"Time for your next piece of pie!"

"It's time for a second helping."

"Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein"

"Shannon Elizabeth - Nadia"

"Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty"

"Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher"

"Thomas Ian Nicholas - Kevin Myers"

"Natasha Lyonne - Jessica"

"Tara Reid - Vicky Lathum"

"Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler"

"Mena Suvari - Heather"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas - Paul Finch"

"Chris Owen - Chuck Sherman"

"Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad"

"Molly Cheek - Jim's Mom"

"Denise Faye - Danielle"

"Lisa Arturo - Amber"

"Eli Marienthal - Stifler's Brother"

"Casey Affleck - Tom Myers"

"Joanna Garcia - Christy"

"Adam Brody - High School Guy"

"[first lines] Where is it? Where is it?"

"[repeated line] Ride like the wind, Bullseye!"

"Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay."

"[repeated line] To infinity and beyond!"

"Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same. So, who's with me?"

"[looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?"

"Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!"

"Well, I'm not going back into storage!"

"Hey, stop it! You leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!"

"[first lines] I found it!"

"Prepare to meet... Mr. Angry Eyes!"

"[as Al breaks into the box that Andy's Mom locked Woody into] I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?"

"Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboard!"

"You heard of Kung Fu? Well get ready for pork chop."

"Here we come, Woody! Woody, here we come! Here we come! Woody!"

"Nice flash though."

"Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage."

"This is for Woody, when you find him."

"Don't touch my moustache!"

"[on the phone as he starts packing] To overnight, 6 packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you are deliberately takin' advantage of people in a hurry! You know that?!"

"[last words as chocking up] Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck. [sobs]"

"Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?"

"[first words] Come to me, my prey..."

"[repeated line] So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time."

"Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear!"

"[last words] Good throw, son. That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!"

"Girl: Mommy! Mommy, can we get it? Please, Mommy! Please!"

"Mom: Oh, honey, you don't want that toy! It's broken!"

"Employee: Hey, Joe, you're late, We've got a ton of toys to unload."

"Joe: All right. All right. I'm comin'. I'm comin'."

"Amy: Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover."

"Airline Rep: Here's the rest!"

"The Toys Are Back!"

"The Toys Are Back In Town!"

"Tom Hanks as Sheriff Woody Pride"

"Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear/Utility Belt Buzz"

"Joan Cusack as Jessie Pride"

"Kelsey Grammer as Stinky Pete the Prospector"

"Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head"

"Jim Varney as Slinky Dog"

"Wallace Shawn as Rex"

"John Ratzenberger as Hamm"

"Annie Potts as Bo Peep"

"Wayne Knight as Albert "Al" McWhiggin"

"John Morris as Andrew "Andy" Davis"

"Laurie Metcalf as Jennifer Davis"

"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head"

"R. Lee Ermey as Sarge"

"Jodi Benson as Tour Guide Barbie"

"Jonathan Harris as Geri the Cleaner"

"Joe Ranft as Wheezy (speaking voice)"

"Andrew Stanton as Evil Emperor Zurg"

"Jeff Pidgeon as Squeeze Toy Aliens and Mr. Spell"

"(The car is stuck in a traffic circle) Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

"[singing] Oh the hills are alive with the sound of Griswold/this shit's been around for a very long time."

"Yeah country's eons old kids, that's centuries to you and me."

"[about Stonehenge] Take a last look kids, At one of man's most curious creations, built to stand the test of time and the elements, the war, you name it, A thing of glory for a million in future generations to see, and we were here."

"For over two thousand years, Europe has survived many great disasters. Now for the real test. Chevy Chase & his family are coming from America!"

"For centuries, Europe has survived many foreign invasions. Now for the real test. Chevy Chase and his typical American family are on the way."

"Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold"

"Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold"

"Dana Hill as Audrey Griswold"

"Jason Lively as Rusty Griswold"

"Victor Lanoux as The Thief"

"Eric Idle as The Bike Rider"

"[A cell phone rings while he is holding a familiar upside-down] Oh, it's you!"

"[To a baby after catching it thrown by Dracula/Drake at the edge of a skyscraper] Cootchie-Coo."

"So the movies are true."

"[To a familiar] Go. You've got twenty seconds. [The familiar runs] Twenty. [Shoots him]"

"[Looking at Hannibal King's sticker, "Hello my name is FUCK YOU" ] Is that supposed to be tactical?"

"[Crashes out a fourth story window and lands smoothly on the ground] Forgot my sword."

"[First lines, voiceover] In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water. But everybody knows the movies are full of shit. The truth is, it started with Blade, and it ended with him. The rest of us were just along for the ride."

"I picked Danica up in a bar, spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down."

"[After watching Blade casually kill a familiar] You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, just a thought, but you just might want to consider blinking once in a while. [Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal] Sorry. I, uh … I ate a lot of sugar today."

"So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?"

"[Walking down hallway and coming across vampire Pomeranian] Fuck me. [Two vampire rottweilers show up] Fuck me sideways!"

"[Danica lies dying of the Daystar Virus] Hang in there kitten, I'll get help."

"[Last lines, original ending] And Blade? The virus didn't kill him. Because he was a hybrid, his heart never stopped beating. It simply slowed down. And so, he slept, waiting for the moment when he can walk the Earth again."

"[Last lines] And Drake's final gift... Let's just say the FBI got their body... just wasn't the one they were banking on. Blade was still out there somewhere, doing what he did best. He was a weapon. His life was a war. And everybody knows the war never ends."

"FUCKING HANNIBAL KING! I should have ripped his bleeding heart out when I had the chance!"

"There is an old saying: kill one man, you're a murderer. Kill a million, a king. Kill them all, a god."

"[To Blade in his true form] Are you ready to die, "motherfucker"?"

"[Last words] Funny, isn't it? My people were trying to create a new kind of vampire, when one already exists. I don't need to survive. The future of our race rests with you. You fought with honor. I respect that. So, allow me a parting gift. But know this: sooner, or later, the thirst always wins."

"Here's what I'll say about Blade: Trinity. If you watch - and by the way, I'm friends with the writer director, and he agrees with me on this. If you just sit and watch Blade: Trinity, it's a D-minus. It just doesn't work. But if you know what they went through to get that movie made. It is an A-plus. The fact that movie exists puts it above Citizen Kane. The fact that with all the craziness that went down. We were in Vancouver and Wesley Snipes was going crazy and he wouldn't come out of his trailer, and you'd walk by his trailer and this wall of pot stench would just be like "Whoa!" and kinda push you to the side, and then he would only answer to the name 'Blade', you couldn't call him. After awhile, he would communicate with post-its that he would give to the director, and each one he would sign "Blade"."

"The final hunt begins."

"He fought the forces of darkness alone … until now."

"Wesley Snipes – Blade/Eric Brooks/"The Daywalker""

"Kris Kristofferson – Abraham Whistler"

"Dominic Purcell – Drake"

"Jessica Biel – Abigail Whistler"

"Ryan Reynolds – Hannibal King"

"Parker Posey – Danica Talos"

"Mark Berry – Chief Martin Vreede"

"John Michael Higgins – Dr. Edgar Vance"

"Callum Keith Rennie – Asher Talos"

"Paul Michael Levesque (Triple H) – Jarko Grimwood"

"Paul Anthony – Wolfe"

"Françoise Yip – Virago"

"Michael Rawlins – Wilson Hale"

"James Remar – Ray Cumberland"

"Natasha Lyonne – Sommerfield"

"Patton Oswalt – Hedges"

"Christopher Heyerdahl – Caulder"

"No, no, no, shit-head, you hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds? Not to mention that you passed on Nadia, dumbest fucking thing ever. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno."

"It's on like Donkey Kong, biotch."

"My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls. Hey Finch, you want this for here or to go?"

"Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? [Hits Finch in the groin] Bangkok!"

"Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake."

"If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to."

"Gee, thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker."

"Congratulation, Jism!"

"Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth! What happened to my invite? Get lost in the mail, Fuckface?"

"Told ya that guy wanted to fuck me."

"It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out."

"Everyone wants a piece of the Stifmeister."

"Oh wedding this, suck my ass that. I'm special, you're special, we're all just a bunch of special fuckers. Well, you know what? Im-a gonna get laid Finch-fucker and it's going to be like oh so good. And I'm gonna' be like "You like this shit, mama?" and she's gonna be like "Fucking right, doggy, give it to me. Suck on my nipples like you're milking a cow!""

"Fine. Adios!"

"Hey, flower-fuckers, you there?!"

"Save it, dickhead, I'm working."

"This sucks! [Kevin & Finch look at him] Did I say that out loud? [Whispers to Jim] Keep going, man. It's good."

"Fuckface! What part of "This sucks my ass" do you not under-fucking-stand?!"

"Suck my dick. Ron Jeremy"

"Dear Steve, I will be forever in your debt if you teach me to dance like you did in the gay bar"

"Fuck you Finch, you didn't eat shit OK, you didn't prance around here like a ballerina for the whole week. (Cadence appears) Oh wedding this, suck my ass that. I'm special, you're special, we're all just a bunch of special fuckers aren't we? Well, you know what? I'm-a gonna get laid Finch-fucker and it's going to be like "oh so good". It's gonna' be like "Do you like this shit, mama?" and she's gonna be like "Fucking right, doggy, give it to me. Suck on my nipples like you're milking a cow!" Like... [sucking noise] Moo (Not amused Cadence)[sucking noise] Moo. [sucking noise] Moo. (Looks at Cadence) You been here long?"

"Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. This is huge; it's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time."

"Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls."

"Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isn't just a feeling. Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut. Jim, you've given me everything I ever wanted, and it is my solemn vow to give everything I am to you."

"Hey I'm gonna give you a little piece of advice: love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!"

"Voltaire can suck on my balls!"

"Oh, Stifler's Mom!"

"I did fuck your Mom... Twice!"

"Jim's Dad: Son, step away from the animal..."

"This time they're going all the way."

"Forever hold your piece."

"Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein"

"Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler"

"Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas - Paul Finch"

"Thomas Ian Nicholas - Kevin Myers"

"January Jones - Cadence Flaherty"

"Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad"

"There are 550 years of Renaldi's on these walls, and I will be up there next to my father."

"[throwing herself onto her bed] This is so COOL!"

"I have my own mall!"

"[to Andrew, laughing] Why, thank you, sir. I think you might be even clumsier than me!"

"Andrew, could you try to talk without moving your lips? The lip-readers have binoculars."

"[after Andrew gives her an engagement ring] Do I have to put it on myself?"

"To be a princess, you've got to believe that you're a princess. You've gotta walk the way you think a princess should walk, so think tall, smile and wave, and just have fun."

"[to her grandmother] Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't."

"Welcome. A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married was because of a law, and that didn't seem like a good enough reason. So, I won't be getting married today. My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and... I think she rocks at it. So, as the granddaughter of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert, I ask the members of parliament to think about your nieces, your sisters, your daughters and granddaughters, and ask yourselves: would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do? I believe I will be a great queen. I understand Genovia to be a land that combines the beauty of the past with all the best hope of the future. I feel in my heart and soul that I can rule Genovia. I... I love Genovia. Do you think that I would be up here in a wedding dress if I didn't? I stand here ready to take my place as your queen. Without a husband."

"A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

"As your queen I simply cannot condone it... as a Grandma, I say right on!"

"A princess never chases a chicken."

"[Mia shows up in soaking wet clothes] Do I want to know?"

"Well Maurice, it's just you and I. Or are you upset with me too? [Maurice leaves]"

"We never rush, we hasten."

"Dear Joseph... is it too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?"

"[to wedding guests] I know it was short notice, but... you were all dressed."

"My lord Archbishop, I would like to take this man as my husband, if you please."

"[singing to herself while watching Mia and Andrew play badminton] They were smitten, while playing badminton. Where's my kitten?"

"[sees Nicholas] My hello is insignificant. Rosencrantz, Guilderstern, come with me."

"Lenny, Squiggy, ZIP IT!"

"I can announce myself: Lily Moscovitz!"

"I'll cover for you. Go, Rapunzel, go!"

"I'd like to tell her what she can do with her eggs."

"I'm a girl who loves black and is wearing pink."

"Maybe, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if she ran the country."

"It wouldn't be nothing. Genovia would be in good hands, and, she would be happy."

"[to Mia] I think it's time I bowed out gracefully, don't you?"

"I decline. I refuse to be king. Ladies and gentleman, it is Princess Mia, who should rule. She is bright and she is caring, but more importantly she has a vision. One that will take Genovia forward and if the Parliament were astute, they would name her queen. Listen to her, she'll take us into the 21st century. Besides, just think how lovely she'll look on our postage stamp."

"You are cordially invited to the royal event of the season. R.S.V.P. This Summer"

"It can take a lifetime to find true love; she's got 30 days!"

"The throne is all hers... but there's a little hitch."

"She needs the rock to rule."

"Anne Hathaway as Mia Thermopolis"

"Julie Andrews as Queen Clarisse Renaldi"

"Hector Elizondo as Joe"

"John Rhys-Davies as Viscount Mabrey"

"Heather Matarazzo as Lilly Moscovitz"

"Chris Pine as Nicholas Devereaux"

"Callum Blue as Andrew Jacoby"

"Caroline Goodall as Helen Thermopolis"

"Kathleen Marshall as Charlotte Kutaway"

"Tom Poston as Lord Palimore"

"Raven-Symoné as Princess Asana"

"Larry Miller as Paolo"

"Matthew Walker as Captain Kip Kelly"

"Shea Curry as Brigitte"

"Anna A. White as Brigitta"

"Cassie Rowell as Olivia"

"Erik Bragg as Lionel"

"Sean O'Bryan as Patrick O'Connell"

"Scott Marshall as Shades"

"Abigail Breslin as Carolina"

"Stan Lee in a cameo appearance"

"Jonny Blu as himself"

"Spencer Breslin as Prince Jacques"

"Forget what you think you know. Vampires exist. My name is Blade. I was born half human, half vampire. They call me, The Daywalker. I have all their strengths, none of their weaknesses, execpt for the thirst. 20 years ago, I met a man that changed that. Whistler. He taught me how to hold the thirst at bay. Taught me the rules. Gave me the weapons to hunt with: Silver, garlic, sunlight. Two years ago, he was attacked. They took him, and turned him into the thing I hate most. I should have finished him off. Now, I'm hunting him. I will find him. And nothing will stand in my way."

"[To Rush] Take me to him, and I'll consider you a loose end."

"There's an old saying: Keep your friends close, your enemies keep closer."

"You obviously do not know who you are FUCKING WITH!"

"[When he sees the vampire nightclub, which is packed with several hundred partying vampires] You've got to be kidding me."

"[After Scud asks about what Blade thought about his betrayal] Two things: One, I've been onto you since they turned you. And two... [About the "dud" explosive Scud is holding] it's not a dud."

"[To Reinhardt] Can you blush?"

"[To Rush] You didn't think I forgot about you, did you?"

"[After being scolded for turning on the ultraviolet light]] Yeah well some of us can't see in the dark ya fuckin' nipple head, what am I supposed to do?"

"They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it."

"[After Scud punches him] Why, you little shit."

"[after Scud has just been blown up by a bomb] I was just startin' to like him."

"[To Chupa] I love it when you talk dirty, sweetheart."

"Hey, kid! [Throws Blade his sunglasses]"

"(deleted scene) Never underestimate the power of the pussy, boys. One cunt hair off that thing can drag a freight train a mile uphill."

"[In Vampire tongue] Vampires. I hate vampires."

"Blade. Is the enemy of my enemy my friend... or my enemy?"

"You want me, Blade? Here I am. Why kill me? We want the same thing."

"We need the same thing, Blade."

"After all, it looks like I've finished my father's job!"

"[Last words] It's... strange. It hurts... it hurts no more."

"Nyssa! Put your sword away! Your people shot first."

"We represent the ruling body of the vampire nation."

"[Blade explains his plan to wipe out the Reapers] In broad daylight?"

"[while being overrun by Reapers] You want a bite of me? Well, come on! Come on, motherfucker!"

"[while Blade is trying to activate the bomb] By the way, Blade, did I ever mention the bomb lever is stuck?"

"They want us to to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?"

"Well, like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "You want anything done right, you gotta do it yourself.""

"[To Blade] Hey me & the gang where wondering: Can you blush?"

"Thought you had me on a short leash, didn't you jefe?"

"[Discovering a large group of Reapers] Eat shit, YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS!!"

"[Before shooting Priest; in Vampire tongue] A man without fear."

"[To Whistler] We lost a man. Priest. You want me to carve his fucking name into your chest, old man?"

"We lose a partner, and Blade loses one!"

"[Last words] What are you trying to do? Stink me to death, old man?"

"Look at them. Half of these bastards, they're not even purebloods. I tell you what, why don't we fucking kill everyone just to make sure."

"[Last words, while painfully transforming into a Reaper] Kill me now, Chupa!"

"Scud: Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns."

"Damaskinos: Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly?"

"Rush: Fuck! It's not silver, but it still hurts like hell!"

"Vampire: [After realizing he is several floors above the ground] Fuck this shit!"

"Vampire: [to Jared Nomak] This is a good news, bad news scenario, Jared: Good news for us, bad news for you."

"Know The Mark."

"Last time he fought against his sworn enemies... This time he will fight with them."

"One Man Still Has The Edge."

"Faster. Sharper. Deadlier."

"Wesley Snipes - Eric Brooks / Blade/'The Daywalker'"

"Norman Reedus - Scud"

"Kris Kristofferson - Abraham Whistler"

"Leonor Varela - Nyssa Damaskinos"

"Ron Perlman - Reinhardt"

"Thomas Kretschmann - Eli Damaskinos"

"Luke Goss - Jared Nomak"

"Matt Schulze - Chupa"

"Karel Roden - Karel Kounen"

"Well, first we wanted to enhance Blade's romantic life, and get him laid! Also we wanted to make it a different environment. Initially it was going to be Vegas but Prague came up, for various reasons, and that's where we went. Also we wanted to make Blade feel more at ease with what he is."

"In Cronos the Vampire was more about the meditation about time and immortality and here in Blade 2 it's the vampire at a basic level, vampires that are just animals that are greedy for blood, I created a new kind of vampires: the reapers that are designed genetically to be even stronger than the normal vampires. But we tried also to find some moments of empathy with these creatures, and there are moments when the reapers look pathetic, like junkies, and at moments when they have a broken arm or a dislocated head you almost feel sorry for them. So we tried to find beauty in these monsters and that's really horrific because it's almost real."

"The first erotic component is in feeding and sucking and I tried not to deal too much with it because it's always the direction that Vampire films take, so I was interested in taking another direction, to explore another side of vampirism. I wanted to make this film more of a dark fantasy, whether through the colours, the camera movement, the design, and the locations. The first Blade was very stylish and hip and yuppyish but in this one I wanted to show the dark side, the decadent side of their world, almost the despair of the vampire universe. I wanted to have of a wicked sense of humour and a graphic approach like a comic book. I wanted to go crazier and to have a better understanding of Blade's psychology and to understand why he is acting the way he does."

"I am the Alpha Bear! Grrr! Grrr! Bears say "grrr", right?"

"Go, doctor. Go, doctor."

"Dolittle is back."

"The doctor is in again."

"The doctor makes house calls."

"The doctor is back!"

"Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle"

"Kristen Wilson - Lisa Dolittle"

"Jeffrey Jones - Joe Potter"

"Kevin Pollak - Jack Riley"

"Raven-Symoné - Charisse Dolittle"

"Kyla Pratt - Maya Dolittle"

"Lil Zane - Eric (Charisse's Boyfriend)"

"James Avery - Eldon"

"Elayn J. Taylor - Eldon's wife"

"Andy Richter - Eugene Wilson"

"Mark Griffin - Logger / Nature Show Narrator"

"Ken Hudson Campbell - Animal Control Officer"

"Victor Raider-Wexler - Judge B. Duff"

"Steve Irwin - The Crocodile Hunter"

"Anne Stedman - Woman"

"Googy Gress - Bear Announcer"

"Trevor Denman - Horse Race Announcer"

"Lisa Marie Hugueley - Shamu Trainer"

"Lawrence Pressman - Governor of California (uncredited)"

"Steve Zahn - Archie"

"Norm Macdonald - Lucky (uncredited)"

"Lisa Kudrow - Ava"

"Mike Epps - Sonny"

"Jacob Vargas - Pepito"

"Richard C. Sarafian - God Beaver"

"Michael Rapaport - Joey"

"Phil Proctor - Drunk Monkey"

"Isaac Hayes - Possum"

"Andy Dick - Mr. "Lennie" Weasel"

"John Witherspoon - Old Zoo Bear"

"Cedric the Entertainer - Young Zoo Bear"

"Jamie Kennedy, David Cross, Ken Hudson Campbell & Bob Odenkirk - Dogs"

"Maria Arcé & Melique Berger - Fish"

"David DeLuise & Hal Sparks - School of Fish"

"Reni Santoni - Rat #1"

"John Leguizamo - Rat #2 (uncredited)"

"Kevin Pollak - Alligator"

"Georgia Engel - Giraffe"

"Joey Lauren Adams - Squirrel"

"Mandy Moore - Girl Bear Cub"

"Frankie Muniz - Boy Bear Cub"

"Michael McKean & David L. Lander - Birds"

"Tom Kenny - Male Tortoise"

"Renée Taylor - Female Tortoise"

"Jamie Kennedy - Bandit"

"Keone Young & Clyde Kusatsu - Bees"

"Tara Mercurio - Deer"

"John DiMaggio - Seeing-Eye Dog, Wassup Fish, Mouse"

"Jamie Kennedy, David Cross, Ken Hudson Campbell & Bob Odenkirk - Animal Groupies"

"Ken Hudson Campbell, Jamie Kennedy & Bob Odenkirk - Forest Animals"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - White Wolf (uncredited)"

"I want to play a game."

"What would you have done five years ago? Would you have followed the manual then? Would you have broken my jaw with a flashlight?"

"Not long to go now until your son is pissing blood."

"[Whilst Eric Matthews has forced a pistol into his mouth] Game—Game over. I'll take you to the house."

"[Directing Eric to the house] It's the last house on the left."

"Hello, Michael. I want to play a game. So far, in what loosely could be called your life, you have made a living watching others. Society would call you an informant, a rat, a snitch. I call you unworthy of the body you possess. Of the life you've been given. Now we will see if you are willing to look inward, rather than outward, to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living. The device around your neck is a death mask. The mask is on a string timer. If you do not locate the key in time, the mask will close. Think of it like a Venus Flytrap. What you're looking at right now is your own body, not more than two hours ago. Don't worry. You're sound asleep, and can't feel a thing. Taking into account that you are at a great disadvantage here, I am going to give you a hint as to where I have hidden the key. So listen carefully. The hint is this: [TV screen shows an x-ray.] It's right before your eyes. How much blood would you shed to stay alive, Michael? Live or die, make your choice."

"Greetings...and welcome. I trust that you are all wondering where you are. I can assure you that while your location is not important, what these walls offer you is important: salvation, if you earn it. Three hours from now, the door to this house will open. Unfortunately, you only have two hours to live. Right now, you are breathing in a deadly nerve agent. You've been breathing it since you arrived here. Those of you familiar with the Tokyo subway attacks will know its devastating effects on the human body. The only way to overcome it and walk out that door is to find an antidote. Several are hidden around this house. One is inside the safe in front of you. You all possess the combination to the safe. Think hard. The numbers are in the back of your mind. The clue to their order can be found over the rainbow. Once you realize what you all have in common, you will gain a better understanding of why you're here. X marks the spot for that clue, so look carefully. Let the game begin."

"Hello, Obi. I want to play a game. For years you have burned those around you with your lies, cons, and deceits. Now you will have a chance to redeem yourself, for the games you've played with others, by playing one of mine. Inside the device in front of you are two antidotes for the poison coursing through your veins. One is my gift to you for helping me kidnap the others. The second is yours to donate. However, one will come with a price. Remember Obi: Once you are in Hell, only the devil can help you out."

"Hello, Xavier. I want to play a game. The game I want to play is very similar to the game you've been playing as a drug dealer. The game of offering hope to the desperate, for a price. I think we can agree that your situation is desperate. So, I offer you hope. The price you pay is that you must crawl into the same pit of squalor you force your customers into. By entering this room, you have started a timer. When the timer expires, the door in front of you will be locked forever. Only in finding the key before the timer runs out can you unlock it and retrieve the antidote inside. I will give you just one hint where to that key is: It will be like finding a needle in a haystack. Let the game begin."

"Help! Anyone? HELP!!!"

"Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you?! Who the fuck are you?!"

"Someone, help me!"

"Help me!!!"

"(Last words) No,no,no no,no,no,no,no,no,no!"

"[To Daniel] Your mother gets to keep custody, I get to take you into custody."

"[To Daniel] Well then go!"

"[To Jigsaw] Hey. Is this close enough?"

"[To Jigsaw, about his son] You MOTHERFUCKER!! WHERE IS HE?!"

"I don't want to talk to him."

"The clock is ticking, John."

"It's a little hard to follow the manual when you've got my son, John."

"First, you said you wanted to talk. Then you said you wanted to play a game. You're talking, but it means NOTHING!"

"Putting a gun to someone's head and forcing them to pull the trigger is still murder."

"Shut the FUCK up!"

"[Amanda locks him in the bathroom from the first film] I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! No! NO!!! [Screams fade away]"

"We don't even know what's in those syringes. You willin' to stick yourself in the arm to find out?"

"Whatever we do, we've got three minutes to get it done."

"You and me, we can keep going at each other like we're back in the yard, or we can come together and figure out who's doing this to us."

"You remind me of me. No matter what kind of fucked-up situation you're in, you always got to find yourself a enemy. You know what? I got enemies, man. Outside these fucking walls, bro. And they're looking for me. And if they don't find me, they're going after the ones closest to me. My family. You understand?"

"All I'm saying is let's just take our time and come up with a game plan"

"[To Addison] Look who's talking. The only door you know how to open...is between your legs!"

"It's just me and that's the way I like it."

"We Dare You Again..."

"Oh Yes, There Will Be Blood"

"Jigsaw is back to dish out"

"Your eye or your life?"

"Tobin Bell - Jigsaw / John"

"Shawnee Smith - Amanda Young"

"Donnie Wahlberg - Detective Eric Matthews"

"Erik Knudsen - Daniel Matthews"

"Franky G - Xavier Chavez"

"Glenn Plummer - Jonas Singer"

"Emmanuelle Vaugier - Addison Corday"

"Beverley Mitchell - Laura Hunter"

"Tim Burd - Obi Tate"

"Dina Meyer - Detective Allison Kerry"

"Lyriq Brent - Officer Daniel Rigg"

"Noam Jenkins - Michael Marks"

"Tony Nappo - Gus Colyard"

"Bruce Willis as Lieutenant John McClane"

"Samuel L. Jackson as Zeus Carver"

"Jeremy Irons as Simon Peter Gruber"

"Graham Greene as Joe Lambert"

"Colleen Camp as Connie Kowalski"

"Larry Bryggman as Inspector Walter Cobb"

"Anthony Peck as Ricky Walsh"

"Nicky Wyman as Mathias Targo"

"Sam Phillips as Katya"

"Kevin Chamberlin as Charles Weiss"

"Richard E. Council as Otto"

"If our Gods and our hopes are nothing but scientific phenomena, then let us admit it must be said that our love is scientific as well. - Tomorrow's Eve"

"But no matter how far a jackass may travel, it will never return as a horse."

"His downfall came when his reach exceeded his grasp."

"When talking fails, it's time to break shit up."

"A half-assed approach just won't cut it."

"When there is no right or wrong it's time to beat the drums and attack."

"Just as luck appears in three, so does misfortune. Because you don't want to see it, you don't see it coming. Even if you notice it, you don't say anything. Even if you're told, you don't listen. Then boom, the end comes!"

"If the essence of life is information carried in DNA, then society and civilization are just colossal memory systems, and a metropolis like this one, simply a sprawling external memory."

"We weep for the blood of a bird, but not for the blood of a fish. Blessed are those with a voice. If the dolls could speak, no doubt they'd scream, "I didn't want to become human.""

"We are saddened by a bird's cry, but not a fish's blood; Blessed are those with voices. If those dolls had voices, I bet each and everyone would scream "I don't want to be a human." (Alternate translation from one of the dubbed versions)"

"Who can gaze into the mirror without becoming evil? The mirror does not reflect evil, but creates it." Based on the Saitō Ryokuu quote: "There is something evil about several people holding mirrors, it is not that it exposes evil; rather, it helps create evil."

"Let one walk alone, committing no sin, with few wishes, like elephants in the forest. (Based on a Buddhist Poem)"

"Understanding is in principle solely based on wishful thinking."

"[With his head between his hands, looking to the floor after a grenade explodes near him] All I could see... were my wife and daughter's faces."

"[Quoting the writings on the wall] Life and death come and go like marionettes dancing on a table. Once their strings are cut, they easily crumble."

"Section 9 Department Chief Aramaki: I ordered you to conduct an investigation. I never said skip the paperwork and act like vigilantes. I certainly don't recall ordering you to barge into any Yakuza office. This isn't the jungle and you're not Special Forces hit men."

"[first title cards]: In a future time when most human thought has been accelerated by artificial intelligence and external memory can be shared on a universal matrix, Batou, an agent of the elite Section 9 Security Force and a being so artificially modified as to be essentially cyborg, is assigned, along with his mostly human partner, Togusa, to investigate a series of gruesome murders."

"Sore wa inotchi innosensu ('Innocence is Life')"

"When machines learn to feel, who decides what is human..."

"Atsuko Tanaka - Motoko Kusanagi"

"Akio Ōtsuka - Batou"

"Kōichi Yamadera - Togusa"

"Tamio Ōki - Daisuke Aramaki"

"Yutaka Nakano - Ishikawa"

"Naoto Takenaka - Kim"

"Yoshiko Sakakibara - Haraway"

"Hiroaki Hirata - Koga"

"Masaki Terasoma - Azuma"

"Mary Elizabeth McGlynn - Motoko Kusanagi"

"Richard Epcar - Batou"

"Crispin Freeman - Togusa"

"William Knight - Daisuke Aramaki"

"Garfield Morgan - Koga, Lin"

"Richard Cansino - Man, Security 1, Wakabayashi, Yakuza 1"

"Richard LeParmentier - Kim"

"Matthew Guinness - Azuma"

"Petar Buntic - Guard, Terrorist"

"Terry Richards - Detective, Security 4, Security 5"

"Sherry Lynn - Gynoid, Rescue Girl"

"Nicholas Smith - Ishikawa"

"Jeremy Young - Forensics Man, Forensics Staff, Section 9 Member, Security 3"

"Goldie - Crab Man, Cyborg Doctor, Underwater Cyborg, Yakuza 2"

"Stephanie Sheh - Dispatcher, Girl"

"Ellyn Stern - Haraway"

"Vic Armstrong - Yakuza 4"

"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun really began! Until they figured out a way to forget about me, to erase me completely! Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten?! Now that's a bitch! I can't come back if nobody remembers me! I can't come back if nobody's afraid! I had to search the bowels of hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home."

"[to himself, after Blake gets away] Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun."

"[to Lori] Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy."

"[Referring to Jason] He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory."

"[After Jason steals his kill] She's mine! MINE! MIIIIIINE!"

"[Surprising Lori] Your eyes say no, no! But my mouth says yes! Yes!"

"Oh, God, y'all, two killers? We're not safe awake or asleep."

"So, you're the one everybody's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater?"

"Evil vs. Evil."

"Even a killer has something to fear."

"Evil will battle Evil."

"One, two, Freddy's coming for you... three, four, Jason's at your door..."

"Place your bets!"

"The "Slicer" - The "Dicer" - And This Time, They're Not Any "Nicer"!"

"When the son of a hundred maniacs battles an unstoppable killing machine, none will survive!"

"Winner kills all!"

"Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger"

"Ken Kirzinger - Jason Voorhees"

"Monica Keena - Lori Campbell"

"Jason Ritter - Will Rollins"

"Kelly Rowland - Kia Waterson"

"Chris Marquette - Charlie Linderman"

"Brendan Fletcher - Mark Davis"

"Lochlyn Munro - Deputy Stubbs"

"Katharine Isabelle - Gibb Smith"

"Kyle Labine - Bill Freeburg"

"Tom Butler - Dr. Campbell"

"Zack Ward - Bobby Davis"

"Gary Chalk - Sheriff Williams"

"Jesse Hutch - Trey"

"David Kopp - Blake"

"Chris Gauthier - Shack"

"Paula Shaw - Pamela Voorhees"

"Killer, huh? I just got so excited. When it's big like that I just love to ride it hard and rough."

"Cameron Diaz — Natalie Cook"

"Drew Barrymore — Dylan Sanders"

"Lucy Liu — Alex Munday"

"Demi Moore — Madison Lee"

"John Forsythe — Charlie"

"Bernie Mac — Jimmy Bosley"

"Crispin Glover — The Thin Man"

"Justin Theroux — Seamus O'Grady"

"Robert Patrick — Ray Carter"

"Matt LeBlanc — Jason"

"Luke Wilson — Pete"

"John Cleese — Mr. Munday"

"Jaclyn Smith - Kelly Garrett"

"This summer the Angels are back."

"Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain."

"Some things were not meant to be found."

"I'm not leaving because I couldn't kill you. I'm leaving because I could."

"[Lara pulls out a key] What? Key to your heart?"

"[Walking up a hill] And don't be looking at my ass."

"Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft"

"Gerard Butler - Terry Sheridan"

"Ciarán Hinds - Jonathan Reiss"

"Chris Barrie - Hillary"

"Noah Taylor - Bryce"

"Djimon Hounsou - Kosa"

"Ah, Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space."

"[last words] Now. Now, you can't get away. From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

"[eulogizing Spock] We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted, that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.... [voice breaks] human."

"I’ve always wanted to make a movie with submarines and destroyers and people torpedoing each other—a sort of case of arrested development—but I thought, ‘Oh, OK, this is about the Navy. I know how to do this. … And Khan, because I’d seen that episode ‘Space Seed,’ and I thought, ‘Oh, that guy must be pretty angry by now.'"

"The cast and crew of Star Trek wish to dedicate this film to the men and women of the spaceship Challenger whose courageous spirit shall live to the 23rd century and beyond..."

"How on Earth can they save the future?"

"Beaming down to Earth December 12, 1986."

"The crew of the starship Enterprise is coming home."

"The key to saving the future can be found only in the past."

"Only the technology of the future, can save what's endangering the past."

"They travelled back where 23rd century man had never gone before. To a mad, crazy, outrageous time: 1987."

"Can anyone remember when we used to be explorers?"

"Come out, come out, wherever you are."

"But some of the darkest chapters in the history of my world involved the forced relocation of a small group of people to satisfy the demands of a large one. I'd hoped that we had learned from our mistakes, but it seems some of us haven't."

"How many people does it take before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? How many people DOES IT TAKE, admiral?"

"I am not pleading for my life. I'm pleading for yours."

"Mr. Worf, destroy that thing."

"Ru'afo, we're getting too old for this."

"Sorry. Time's up."

"And you? It's turned you into a coward. A man who denies his own conscience. A coward without the moral courage to prevent an atrocity. You offend me."

"[Notices a large pimple on Worf] Klingons never do anything small, do you?"

"We're through running from these bastards."

"Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies, sir!"

"Captain, the Son'a crew want to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have something to do with the fact that they have 3 minutes of air left."

"I have an odd craving for the blood of a live kolar beast"

"The Federation will never know what happened here."

"In six hours, every living thing in this system will be dead or dying."

"Federation support. Federation procedures. Federation rules. Look in the mirror, Admiral. The Federation is old. In the past 24 months, they've been challenged by every major power in the quadrant: the Borg, the Cardassians, the Dominion. They all smell the scent of death on the Federation. That's why you've embraced our offer. Because it will give your dear Federation new life. Well, how badly do you want it, admiral? Because there are hard choices to be made now. If the Enterprise gets the news to the Federation about their brave captain's valiant struggle on behalf of the defenseless Ba'ku, your Federation's politicians will waver. Your Federation opinion polls will open a public debate. Your Federation allies will want their say. You-- need I go on?"

"Picard's first officer? You really believe he'll listen? My ships are powerful enough to intercept the Enterprise before it reaches the perimeter. I could send them to... escort it back. But Commander Riker might not want to come."

"If Picard, or any of his crew interfere... eliminate them."

"Admiral Dougherty will not be joining us for dinner. Deploy the collector."

"I'm going to miss these little flesh-stretching sessions of ours, my dear."

"After today, that won't be a problem... for either of us."

"The battle for paradise has begun"

"Eternity awaits beyond the final frontier"

"Eternity is closer than you think"

"Six hundred lives... one directive"

"Meet the new face of evil"

"The future of the galaxy, and the survival of a race, depend on an act of rebellion"

"Join the rebellion"

"Get warped"

"On December 11th, Stand in defiance, Hold your ground, and Join the rebellion."

"[Picard toasts Riker and Troi] Will Riker, you have been my trusted right arm for fifteen years. You have kept my course true and steady. Deanna Troi, you've been my guide and my conscience. You have helped me recognize the better parts of myself. You are my family. And in best maritime tradition, I wish you both clear horizons. My good friends... make it so."

"[while being shot at during a car chase] I think it's time to try some unsafe velocities!"

"[near a replicator] Tea, Earl Grey, hot."

"[seeing the Scimitar for the first time. With awe] She's a predator..."

"If there is one ideal that the Federation holds most dear it is that all men... all races can be united. What better example than a Starfleet captain standing in the Romulan Senate. Nothing would make me more proud than to take your hand in friendship... in time... when that trust has been earned."

"[voiceover] Captain's Personal Log. The crew has responded with the dedication I've come to expect of them... And like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn."

"Mr. Data? Shut up. [to wedding guests] Fifteen years I've been waiting to say that!"

"I will always be puzzled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles at unsafe velocities."

"[last word] Good-bye."

"[to Donatra] If you ever touch me again... I'll kill you."

"[to his personal replicator on the Scimitar bridge] Tea, hot."

"[speaking to Picard via a holographic transmission in Picard's ready room.] I'll show you my true nature. Our nature. And as Earth dies - remember I will always forever be Shinzon of Remus. And my voice shall echo through time long after yours has faded to a dim memory."

"[as the Scimitar starts activating its thalaron radiation superweapon in order to destroy the Enterprise] Some ideals are worth dying for, aren't they Jean-Luc?"

"[last words, impaled on a spear in the weapons room on the Scimitar; to Picard] I'm glad we're together now. Our destiny's complete. [dies]"

"B-4: [observes Picard] Why do you have a shiny head?"

"B-4: [observes Riker] Why does the tall man have a furry face?"

"Reman Viceroy: But in darkness... there is strength."

"Shinzon: The mighty Federation will fall before us, as I promised you. The time we have dreamed of is at hand."

"Worf: I recommend extreme caution."

"Jean-Luc Picard: It was as if a part of me had been stolen."

"Jean-Luc Picard: [alternate last line] It's a place where... where no one has gone before."

"War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate. As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor...."

"[after killing General Grievous with a blaster] So uncivilized. [tosses it aside]"

"Another happy landing."

"[Vader is slaughtering the Separatist leaders] The war is over! Lord Sidious... promised us peace! We only want to— [Vader cuts him down, then deactivates his lightsaber]"

"Your swords, please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."

"I sense great fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger but you don’t use them."

"Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66."

"In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire!! For a safe and secure society!"

"So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

"Obviously, fans would love to see a movie about Darth Vader running around killing people. I'm not telling that story, and I'm not interested in that. That's not what the movie is."

"This first trilogy is really about the father, the struggles of a father, or a man, basically, to find himself, and at the same time fall into a trap of wanting certain powers, making a pact with the devil and basically spending the rest of his life regretting it."

"This one is a little tougher, and I think children, young children especially, should be warned that this is not your average Star Wars. It's a lot darker. There's a lot more scary stuff in it. It's brutal in places, and they should be aware of that. And at least if it does come out to be a PG-13, the parents are warned to be careful of bringing tiny little kids, like five and six years old, because it might be too much. Know your kids. I have three kids—they’re all grown up now—but when they were six, I knew what I could take them to and couldn't. People think Star Wars is extremely innocent, although we do cut a lot of people in half and cut off a lot of arms."

"Anakin, as Skywalker, as a human being, was going to be extremely powerful, but he ended up losing his arms and a leg and became partly a robot. So a lot of his ability to use the Force, a lot of his powers, are curbed at this point, because, as a living form, there's not that much of him left. So his ability to be twice as good as the Emperor disappeared, and now he's maybe 20 percent less than the Emperor. So that isn’t what the Emperor had in mind. He wanted this really super guy, but that got derailed by Obi-Wan. So he finds that, with Luke, he can get a more primo version if he can turn Luke to the Dark Side. You'll see, as this goes on, Luke is faced with the same issues and practically the same scenes that Anakin is faced with. Anakin says yes and Luke says no."

"We knew that Padmé was going to be pregnant through the whole film, and nobody in the outside world could know that. Because she's pregnant, I wanted a soft quality to be apparent in the fabrics that were used."

"Every Story Has A Hero, Every Hero Has A Destiny, Every Saga Has An End."

"The Saga Is Complete"

"Ewan McGregor — Obi-Wan Kenobi"

"Natalie Portman — Senator Padmé Amidala"

"Hayden Christensen — Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader"

"Ian McDiarmid — Supreme Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious"

"Samuel L. Jackson — Mace Windu"

"Christopher Lee — Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus"

"Jimmy Smits — Senator Bail Organa"

"Anthony Daniels — C-3PO"

"Kenny Baker — R2-D2"

"Peter Mayhew — Chewbacca"

"Frank Oz — Master Yoda"

"Matthew Wood — General Grievous"

"Ahmed Best — Jar Jar Binks (archive audio)"

"James Earl Jones — Darth Vader"

"It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker have established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth. The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space...."

"[after cutting open a tauntaun to form a makeshift sleeping bag for Luke] And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"

"[calling to C-3PO as they're about to escape the Echo Hoth base] Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!"

"[to Princess Leia] You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."

"The Adventure Continues…"

"The Star Wars Saga Continues"

"Mark Hamill — Luke Skywalker"

"Harrison Ford — Han Solo"

"Carrie Fisher — Princess Leia Organa"

"Billy Dee Williams — Lando Calrissian"

"Anthony Daniels — C-3PO"

"Peter Mayhew — Chewbacca"

"Kenny Baker — R2-D2"

"Alec Guinness — Obi-Wan Kenobi"

"Ian McDiarmid — Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious (DVD and Blu-ray versions only)"

"David Prowse — Darth Vader (voiced by James Earl Jones)"

"John Hollis – Lobot"

"Bruce Boa – General Rieekan"

"John Ratzenberger – Major Derlin"

"Jack McKenzie – Cal Alder"

"John Morton – Dak Ralter"

"Denis Lawson – Wedge Antilles"

"Christopher Malcolm – Zev Senesca"

"Richard Oldfield – Hobbie Klivian"

"Kenneth Colley – Admiral Piett"

"Michael Sheard – Admiral Ozzel"

"Julian Glover – General Veers"

"Michael Culver – Captain Needa"

"Jeremy Bulloch — Boba Fett (voiced by Jason Wingreen (original) Temuera Morrison (later releases))"

"Frank Oz — Yoda"

"Clive Revill — Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious"

"The geek world, the scholars of Stars Wars, can tell you what scripts exist. I do not know. I’ve heard that. But what I know is when I came in to Empire and when I actually started to work, George said, “You know, Darth is Luke’s father.” And I said, “No shit?” So it was a total surprise to me and I thought wonderful. That to me was when the whole thing got really interesting and I thought, This thing’s going to be so much more complicated than I thought. It’s going to speak to things that I relate to very strongly and everybody who’s had to deal with their issues with their father, and this is really a mythic presentation of those things. And we’ve seen since then endless world catastrophes based on father problems. That’s why I think the saga is always going to be so interesting."

"I think the critics felt that they were going to see an extension of Star Wars. In other words, they wanted another Star Wars. I decided that the potential was much greater than a rerun of Star Wars. When I finally accepted the assignment, I knew that it was going to be a dark film, with more depth to the characters than in the first film. It took a few years for the critics to catch up with the film and to see it as a fairy tale rather than a comic book."

"Fans have written over the last 30 years telling me how eagerly they awaited the second film of the trilogy. I hadn’t realized how many young children would be seeing the film, and how it would affect them. I think the kids responded to the movement, the characters, and the fairy tale quality of the film. The humor helped make the film appealing to more mature audiences as well."

"I knew in the making of Empire that this was to be the second of a trilogy. Therefore I considered it the second act, the second movement—but it wouldn’t have the same climax that an ordinary film would have, where it sets up a premise, moves along, there is a payoff with a grand climax of some kind of action. The action in this film came at the beginning because it is a continuation of the first film."

"As for the idea of the Force, it is a mishmash of current cultic fashions without any base in ideas. It doesn't seem to be connected with ethics or a code of decent behavior, either. Shywalker (sic) is never called to account for having behaved unpleasantly to his guru (Yoda) before knowing who he is -- even to the extent of knocking food out of the hungry guru's hand. How many religions of any kind would tolerate a disciples having refused to share his food with his disguised spiritual leader?"

"Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt. Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy..."

"The Emperor has made a critical error and the time for our attack has come. The data brought to us by the Bothan spies pinpoints the exact location of the Emperor's new battle station. We also know that the weapon systems on this Death Star are not yet operational. With the Imperial fleet spread throughout the galaxy in a vain effort to engage us, it is relatively unprotected. But most important of all, we have learned that the Emperor himself is personally overseeing the final stages of the construction of his Death Star. Many Bothans died to bring us this information."

"You can see here the Death Star orbiting the forest moon of Endor. Although the weapon systems on this Death Star are not yet operational, the Death Star does have a strong defense mechanism. It is protected by an energy shield, which is generated from the nearby forest moon of Endor. The shield must be deactivated if any attack is to be attempted. Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while the fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor. General Calrissian has volunteered to lead the fighter attack."

"Star Wars meant a lot to young people around the world – young people who were around six, seven and eight years old, and older as well. Those people grew up. So when they saw The Empire Strikes Back, they were a little bit more mature. By the time I came along to direct Return Of The Jedi, they were 18. 19 and 20."

"I have a son who’s about your age and part of the Star Wars generation. So he was my most intimate link to the Star Wars saga. So that meant that what I was able to bring to the Star Wars saga, which the other directors couldn’t since they were dealing with a younger generation, was a certain kind of modern maturity, which you couldn’t have had in Star Wars [Episode IV], because you would have lost a lot of people. I was able to entertain the little kids with the Ewoks and all the stuff that made them feel safe, but I was able, at the same time, to give young adults the kind of things they’re looking for, which is a lot of excitement, a lot of showmanship. But they are also looking for true relationships and genuine emotions. I think that’s what has always been in the Star Wars saga, but I was really able to bring that out and make it work. I think that’s what Return Of The Jedi had that the others didn’t have. I’m not criticising the others: they simply weren’t ready for it."

"Return to a galaxy... far, far away."

"The saga continues..."

"The Empire falls..."

"Coming May 25, 1983 to your galaxy. [Second Advance poster]"

"Mark Hamill — Luke Skywalker"

"Harrison Ford — Han Solo"

"Carrie Fisher — Leia Organa"

"— Lando Calrissian"

"Anthony Daniels — C-3PO"

"Peter Mayhew — Chewbacca"

"/ — Anakin Skywalker"

"Ian McDiarmid — Emperor Palpatine"

"David Prowse — Darth Vader"

"Alec Guinness — Obi-Wan Kenobi"

"Frank Oz — Yoda"

"James Earl Jones — Darth Vader"

"By the close of the twentieth century, construction of colonies on the lunar surface had begun and with this colonization came a new era in space travel. As our story opens, Mayflower 1, the first passenger shuttle to the moon, prepares for its maiden voyage--a voyage filled with hope, yet destined for disaster. Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, Princess Amoura lay back in her bed as the handsome young knight entered the room. The princess slipped off her robe, revealing her silky white thighs. The knight embraced her roughly, and began to caress her soft, round…"

"[to Elaine] We're not in the past or the present anymore, Elaine. This... is the FUTURE."

"For the ride of your life... All you need for Christmas are your two front seats!"

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the departure lounge!"

"Robert Hays - Ted Striker"

"Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson"

"Lloyd Bridges - Steven McCroskey"

"Chad Everett - Simon Kurtz"

"Peter Graves - Captain Clarence Oveur"

"Chuck Connors - The Sarge"

"William Shatner - Murdock"

"Raymond Burr - Judge D.C. Simonton"

"[Cotton's parrot: Rawk! Walk the plank!] WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY?!"

"Where's that monkey? I want to shoot something!"

"Why is the rum always gone? [Stands up and then staggers] Oh. That's why."

"[repeated line]: Bugger."

"You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me."

"We have our heading."

"Oi, fish-face! [Davy Jones stares at the jar over his head in confusion] Loose something, eh? Scungeli! It- oh- [Jack Topples over down the deck's stairs, the crew cringes; he holds up the jar] Got it! [stands back up] Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya slimy git? Look what I got! [sings childishly while the crew all exchange confused looks] I got a jar of di-irt! got a jar of di-irt! And guess what's inside it?"

"[Last line, to the Kraken] 'Ello, Beastie."

"Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare? All your sins punished? I can offer you....an escape."

"Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up to the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake...the Kraken!"

"I am the sea."

"Every man has a price which he is willing to accept. Even for that which he hopes never to sell."

"[After seeing a big slimy tentacle disappear into the ocean] KRAKEN!!!"

"Johnny Depp — Jack Sparrow"

"Orlando Bloom — William Turner"

"Keira Knightley — Elizabeth Swann"

"Bill Nighy — Davy Jones"

"Stellan Skarsgård — Bootstrap Bill Turner"

"Jack Davenport — James Norrington"

"Kevin McNally - Joshamee Gibbs"

"Lee Arenberg — Pintel"

"Mackenzie Crook — Ragetti"

"Naomie Harris — Tia Dalma"

"Geoffrey Rush — Captain Hector Barbossa"

"Jonathan Pryce - Governor Weatherby Swan"

"Tom Holland - Cutler Beckett"

"[to Elyse and Stifler] Let me see if I have this straight. Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his penis on his forehead just to gain the approval of his sociopathic older brother. And Matt, you think Elyse is an uptight, geeky prude who needs to, uh, loosen up a bit and get laid. [To Elyse] Excuse the expression, dear. Is that close to being on the money?"

"We didn't have MTV when I was growing up. So maybe it's the overstimulated times that we live in that causes young men to stick their... instruments in such... odd places. I knew a certain young man once who actually engaged in sexual congress with an apple pie, and he turned out just fine. So, uhh... you're perfectly normal."

"You know you're like your brother Steve? And I don't think those are the shoes you should be so eager to fill. You know the people Steve thought were his friends? Really didn't like him very much. But I think you're different. I think people wanna like you, Matt, you just make it really hard."

"This One Time at Band Camp…"

"Tad Hilgenbrinck - Matthew "Matt" Stifler"

"Arielle Kebbel - Elyse Houston"

"Eugene Levy - Noah Levenstein (aka "Jim's Dad")"

"Chris Owen - Chuck Sherman"

"Matt Barr - Brandon Vandercamp"

"Jun Hee Lee - James Chong"

"Jason Earles - Ernie Kaplowitz"

"Crystle Lightning - Chloe"

"Omar Benson Miller - Oscar"

"Lauren C. Mayhew - Arianna"

"Angela Little - Sheree"

"Rachel Veltri - Dani"

"Dossett March - Andy"

"Lily Mariye - Dr. Susan Choi"

"Ginger Lynn - Camp Nurse Sanders"

"Richard Keith - Trading Card Bandie"

"Jennifer Walcott - Bathroom Girl"

"Matthew Herb - Shower Guy"

"Joe Phua as Band Camp Student (uncredited)"

"One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake! Criminology! Who the fuck were we studying to be; Batman?"

"So that's the way you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I thought you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back, the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed you felt the same way about me the same way I feel about you. Then all of the sudden one day you're like, "I'm movin'. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm lookin' at a future that just sucks cause you aren't gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwin' me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude."

"Man, you must love this fucking guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met, the dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I have to go down to Florida and get married because that what's expected of me." And the fucking insane part is, he ain't even crazy about the chick he's marrying or Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about and even Anne-fucking-Frank can see that she's nuts about him—God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into, not to mention that she's carrying your hideous fucking C.H.U.D. of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep and live your life the way it makes sense to you, you fucking ass."

"What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look at weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?"

"All right look, there's only one "Return", okạy, and it ain't of the King. It's of the Jedi."

"You're my best friend and I love you, in a totally heterosexual way. Please don't leave me."

"Who would be friends with me? I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me."

"You never go ass to mouth!"

"What'd you do that for?! You realise he just thinks you're trying to get him into a three-way with us now, don't you?"

"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... I'd be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy fucked a Martian once.""

"[from an alternate introduction to the characters] Ooh, I fucking hate sobriety, tubby! Everything's so crisp and loud now, and boring. It's boring, son! It's boring! Well, you could do more to help that, you know. This whole 'not talking' shit's getting old. It didn't matter when I was high, 'cause I'd just imagine you were talking in my head, like The Shining and shit, son. Like The Shining and shit. 'Jay's not here right now, Missus Torrance. Silent Bob's the man who lives inside my mouth'...eww, you fucking faggot, I bet you'd love to live in my mouth." [Silent Bob rolls his eyes] "Well, you had your chance. Back when I was high, you might have had a chance to slip your chubby little cock in me without me noticing, but that shit's NEVER gonna happen now that I'm all dry and shit...like your mom's puss. [pause] That is, unless you got a joint? [Silent Bob shoots him a look of shock and surprise] Ooh! Ooh, Motherfucker! You're SO fucking lucky! See, I was just testing you. You're lucky you passed, or I'd have to get rid of you as my sponsor. And then you'd cry like a little BITCH!"

"[Hanging out with Bob] I'm fucking bored, man."

"[To camera, ạpplyịṇg w:Lịp Bạlm] Would you fuckme, I'd fuck me."

"That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey."

"What's sexier than an elf princess's sword?"

"I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll."

"At Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"

"I'm telling you this only because I'm your friend... Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth."

"[After walking in on Kelly's donkey show, becoming completely transfixed on the show] I'm disgusted, I'm repulsed... and I can't look away."

"Brian O'Halloran - Dante"

"Jeff Anderson - Randal"

"Rosario Dawson - Becky"

"Trevor Fehrman - Elias"

"Jason Mewes - Jay"

"Kevin Smith - Silent Bob"

"Jennifer Schwalbach Smith - Emma"

"Jason Lee - Lance Dowds"

"[Last Line] Take us North."

"[Cholo notices a Zombie Gardener outside of Dead Reckoning] I know for a fact that if it wasn't for this truck I wouldn't be any different to that poor Mexican bastard out there."

"There's only three things a man should do when he's alone, be born, die, and we all know the other thing..."

"[Cholo has been bitten and Foxy asks him if he'd rather be shot] Nah, I've always wanted to see how the other half lives."

"Zombies, man. They creep me out."

"In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning."

"[shoots Cholo who gets back up and continues toward Kaufman] Nah, you're dead! [sees that Cholo has turned into a zombie] Oh my god, you really are dead."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!!!"

"Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven..."

"[Near End] Sky flowers don't work no more."

"John Leguizamo: I didn't know what to expect working with George. I mean, I admired him of course; Night of the Living Dead is one of the great movies of all time; outside that it's a horror movie and it started the whole zombie genre; but it's still a great movie and I used to watch it in New York. I saw Chiller Theater, we used to have that in New York, and Creature Feature. I didn't know George was going to be, how he was going to be with real actors. I know he's got the horror thing down and he's got certain rules he has to have how a zombie's got to move slow, because they have rigor mortis; how can they move fast? He doesn't tell them how to move because he doesn't want them all to [look] like CGI armies, so he lets everybody find their inner zombie, which is pretty cool, and he's good with the acting. You know, he really let us loose, but he would also reign us in, you know, he was really watching the acting. I was really impressed with that, so I was making up s*** all over the place. Some of it stuck, some of it will be on the DVD. It will go somewhere. It's never wasted."

"Simon Baker - Riley"

"John Leguizamo - Cholo"

"Dennis Hopper - Kaufman"

"Asia Argento - Slack"

"Robert Joy - Charlie"

"Eugene Clark - Big Daddy"

"Pedro Miguel Arce - Pillsbury"

"Krista Bridges - Motown"

"Joanne Boland - Pretty Boy"

"Tony Nappo - Foxy"

"Jennifer Baxter - Number 9"

"Boyd Banks - Butcher (Zombie)"

"Max McCabe - Mouse (as Maxwell McCabe-Lokos)"

"Tony Munch - Anchor"

"Shawn Roberts - Mike"

"Even Oedipus didn't see his mother coming."

"[to Glass] You know what I like about you? You enjoy being in control. Like me."

"When you think about fucking me, and I know you do, how do you picture it... doctor?"

"You know how some guys are into blondes, and some guys are into killers?"

"I might be manipulating you to create risk for myself."

"If you follow inter-subjectivity to its natural end, aren't you asking who's the patient and who's the doctor?"

"Nick used to say: "Death is always there. It's the only thing that's real." Except maybe sex sometimes."

"All addiction is progressive. The addict always needs to take greater risks."

"The beauty about antisocial behavior is that it takes you away from other people, however briefly."

"Jakob Gerst: So we've been considering those who wish to control others through their insecurity and their narcissism. To study Nietzsche psychobiographically may seem naive. Wasn't it Nietzsche's work itself, which through deconstructive and post-structuralist readings induced the death of psychobiography?"

"Everything interesting begins in the mind."

"Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell"

"David Morrissey - Dr. Michael Glass"

"Charlotte Rampling - Milena Gardosh"

"David Thewlis - Roy Washburn"

"Hugh Dancy - Adam Towers"

"Flora Montgomery - Michelle Broadwin"

"Heathcote Williams - Dr. Jakob Gerst"

"Iain Robertson - Peter Ristedes"

"Stan Collymore - Kevin Franks"

"Kata Dobó - Magda"

"Jan Chappell - Angela"

"Many have died, last week, on these streets. In the basement of this building, you will find them. I have given them the last rites, now, you do what you will. You are stronger than us... But soon, I think they be stronger than you. When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war."

"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!"

"You're not running a talk show here, Mr. Berman! You can forget pitching an audience the moral bullshit they want to hear!"

"The normal question, the first question is always, "Are these cannibals?" No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an intraspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other; that's the difference. They attack and they feed only on warm human flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning ability, but basic skills remain a more... remembered behaviours of ah, normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools. But even these actions are the most primitive; the use of tools as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out that even animals will adopt the use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotions."

"They MUST be destroyed ON SIGHT!"

"We are down to the line, people. DOWN TO THE LINE!"

"Dummies. Dummies."

"[After shooting a zombie that almost bit him] You bastards, you bastards! [Turns to Peter] We got 'em, didn't we? We got this, man! We got this by the ass!"

"Wooley's gone apeshit, man!"

"I've seen half-a-dozen guys in my unit get bitten by those things. None of them lasted more than... three days."

"How the Hell come we stick these low-life bastards in these big-ass fancy hotels anyway? Shit, man! This is better than I got!"

"We're still pretty close to Johnstown. Those rednecks are probably enjoying this whole thing."

"[Sarcastically] I would have made you all coffee and breakfast but I don't have my pots and pans."

"[On a TV set, Dr. Millard Rausch argues with a TV reporter about doomsday scenarios] It's really all over...isn't it?"

"[To Peter] I see you, chocolate man!"

"Say goodbye, creep!"

"David Emge - Stephen"

"Ken Foree - Peter"

"Scott H. Reiniger - Roger"

"Gaylen Ross - Francine"

"David Crawford - Dr. Foster"

"David Early - Mr. Berman"

"Richard France - Dr. Milliard Rausch"

"Dawn of the Dead is one of the most prophetic and disturbing films you’ll see, and I challenge you to find anyone who can find another film from that era which provides the same level of social commentary."

"A film critic at the New York Times walked out of "Dawn of the Dead" (1979) after the first 15 minutes, complaining of a pet peeve" against zombies. A film critic at the Dallas Times Herald described the film as "without any doubt the most horrific, brutal, nightmarish descent into Hell ever put on the screen." A film critic at the Village Voice thinks it's one of the most important films of the year. They all have a point. "Dawn of the Dead," which opens here Friday, is an ultimate horror film, one that takes traditional images of zombies and ghouls, makes them uncomfortably real, and treats them with a certain poignant humor."

""Dawn" is a carefully crafted work that shouldn't be confused with run-of-the-mill horror exploitation films. If we can survive the gruesome imagery and see beyond the obligatory scenes of the horror genre, Romero gives us a savagely satiric vision of America that's not easy to forget. This is both a very difficult film and a very good one."

"Some audience members at Dallas complained that the film never offers any rational explanation for the sudden plague of zombies. But of course not. No explanation would be rational, and any explanation would undercut the creepiness of the danger. What the film does do is raise sneaky questions in our minds. It's impossible, for example, to watch the zombies marching through a shopping mall, accompanied by Muzak, and not find a satiric statement on the mildly trance-like state Muzak is supposed to inspire in shoppers. It's disturbing to see images of horror juxtaposed with the gaudy artifacts of a lawn furniture display. And it's difficult to make up our minds about the endless violence inflicted on the zombies. They are shotgunned, run over, hacked to bits, decapitated by helicopter blades . . . and after a while we notice that our reaction to this mayhem is curiously complex. On the one hand, the violence isn't as disturbing as it would be against "real" human beings: Since the victims are without intelligence or personalities (and, for that matter, are already dead), their fates are less compelling. And yet, at the same time, we feel a sympathy for them: It is not their fault that they're zombies, and their activities aren't deliberately anti-social. It's just in their nature to eat human flesh."

"With 'Dawn,' I wanted the slick look, I wanted to bring out the nature of the shopping center, the retail displays, the mannequins. There are times when maybe you reflect that the mannequins are more attractive but less real - less sympathetic, even - than the zombies. Put those kinds of images side by side, and you raise all sorts of questions."

"Hill was carrying a Thompson submachine gun as we walked. A retired Air Force officer, he’s the film’s weapons coordinator, but he really likes being a zombie. “This is supposed to be a horror movie,” he said, “but it’s also an action thriller It’s a whiz-bang. We’ve fired thousands of rounds of blanks; every type of weapon available. “Now, let me tell you about being a zombie, When you go into your zomb, you’re in a fantasy. I go into the role feeling I am the living dead, I can’t focus on things, I can’t get it together. I researched it in books – the wide-open eyes, the clutching hands, the slow movements. Then I made my own zombie. I asked George and he said, ‘Be your own zombie.’ I intend to be the best zombie there ever was. I want people to come away from this movie saying, ‘Wow, he was a good zombie.’ Sharon, the nurse zombie, got into her zomb so heavily the other night, she made herself sick. We’ve got some good zombies. When we were shooting the exteriors and it was zero degrees, there was this 300-pound guy showed up every night in a bathing suit. He said, ‘I’m not cold. I love it.'”"

"“Maybe the bad guys win here,” he said, “and I like the switch – but I’m not sure the zombies are the bad guys because we can’t help being zombies. I love zombies.”"

"As I listened to the dialogue in the scene in front of Penney’s, I caught one line that began to offer an explanation. The four heroes are trying to figure out what’s going on, and one of them says, “It’s something my granddaddy, who used to practice macumba in Trinidad, told me: ‘When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.'” “George,” I asked, “where did you get that line?” He laughed: “I just made that up. Truly. On a drunken night when I was really crashing to finish the script and I thought that was kind of nice. It was from something Dario Argento [the Italian director of Suspiria, who’s doing the sound effects and score for Dawn] told me. My family is Cuban and Dario said, ‘Well you have a Caribbean background and that’s why you’re into the zombie thing; zombies originated in Haiti.’ I said, well, all right, and I just figured that’s something a voodoo priest might say. Whee! I’m just having fun, man.”"

"I stationed myself in the Pup-A-Go-Go stand and the minute Romero yelled “action” something remarkable happened: my eyes went out of focus, my hands clenched grotesquely, and I developed a lurching gait as I went after that motorcycle. I wanted that food and I almost got it. By the time the scene was shot twice – once with a mannequin that is beheaded – I was our of breath and my pulse was pounding."

"Sharon Ceccatti, the nurse zombie, came up to congratulate me as I caught my breath. “Is it always like this?” I asked. “You bet,” she said. “Most mornings I go home and I shake. I can’t sleep.”"

"“This is beginning to feel like Dachau,” a man beside me was saying later as we watched a zombie get his hand – very bloodily – cut off in a door. “This is far beyond Sam Peckinpah.” The man speaking was Gary Zellet, who supplied the weapons for the film and handled explosives and breakaway special effects. Among many other projects, he worked on both Godfather films. He is one of the few crew members not acting in the film. “I didn’t want to,” he said, “this is getting depressing. Twenty gallons of blood used, animal intestines for the zombies to eat – this morning I was eating a corned barf sandwich and somebody said, ‘Hey that’s a prop.’ We use corned beef in some of the artificial arms. Real amputees volunteered, makes it look real. I’ve rigged over 500 bullet squibs. We kill ’em every possible way, burn ’em, shoot ’em blow their heads off. It’s good there’s some comic relief now and then because this movie runs like a machine gun."

"I mentioned to him that I liked the mall better at night, that the zombies seemed to have more purpose than the shoppers. “That’s how I got the idea!” he said. “I know the people who own it and I went through the mall, empty, one time and I said, ‘Holy shit! That’s the perfect place for the fulcral episode where we can show the false security of the whole consumer America trip. That’s why this is in color – Night was black and white – because of the mall. So I wrote a little sketch about it and then put it in a drawer while I did some other things I’m really surprised no one else picked up on the idea, because now there are these shopping developments where you can live on top and work and shop down below and never have to leave the building. That’s a trip. In this film, the mall becomes the cause. The four heroes get in there to get some Civil Defense water and food and then they rack out and this consumerism, it’s too tempting for them to resist. They arm themselves heavily, they become banditos fighting for all that stuff.” Are the bikers then supposed to be an antidote for them or are they actually an exaggeration of that; racing through the mall at l00 miles an hour and scooping up color TVs? “I think they’re the ultimate of what the heroes are becoming, fighting for control of the Mothership. In fact, when they first see the raiders, the bikers coming over the hill, Peter takes off his new watch and all his other shit and that’s a flash toward realization. The raiders are consumerism at its extreme and they just storm in there and go bananas and then of course that causes the downfall. But the heroes, even though Roger is dying at that point, he still has his candies and radios and shit … and that’s why they’re so extreme in their garb during the attack scenes, all the crossed gun belts, fighting over microwave ovens, I mean…” He doubled over with laughter. Romero has a weird slant on the world, to say the least. With Night and Dawn he has filmed some of the most explicit violence imaginable and yet he can argue, convincingly, that it’s detached violence because it’s directed at things rather than people; that the zombies become merely so many insects to be swatted aside. At the same time, he’s starting to make the zombies smarter and more sympathetic because he genuinely likes them. On a set, he resembles a giant, bearded shepherd with his poor dead flock shuffling after him. Sometimes he refers to his zombies as “sharks,” which is a startling but dead-on comparison."

"Despite Romero’s avowal that he’s just making “comic books,” I reminded him, he gets very close to a message when he talks about “human sellouts” and “operatives” versus the “alternate society.”"

"“The sellouts,” he finally continued, “the scientific community is saying, ‘Let’s feed ’em. They’re wasteful. They eat only five percent of a body and then the body’s intact enough to revive and it comes back as a zombie. The government says we should feed them and control that pattern – which seems probably what those cats would do. So if someone has died in your family, cut them into meal-size bits.” He was roaring with laughter and the businessmen at breakfast around us began throwing odd looks toward our table. George wiped tears of laughter from his eyes and went on: “That’s probably the way it would go. My idea to take it further is to actually have human operatives that are trying to preserve their own kind of operative situation and in fact using the zombies initially, training them to serve their own needs. There are beginnings of that in Dawn. I show a few flashes of intelligence or at least a learning capability in the zombies. If there are human sellouts that first start teaching them to do things so that they become really operative, then it’s over. But that is also what’s happening to us, those kinds of monsters, our corporate monsters that prey on us more as we fear them less. I mean, that’s this whole false security concept of the mall, being funneled into it, the temple to consumerism, the mall. And being perfectly happy, you know, absolutely lulled by it and yet eaten by it like that.”"

"A few weeks later, George finally decided which ending to use (we’re keeping it a secret) and he had worked up a beginning, which had worried him greatly. He was criticized in Night for having a deux ex machina – in that case a radioactive satellite – activate the zombies. Dawn will begin with a TV newscast – with the film’s credits over – just announcing that the zombies are out and about. I called him up to suggest that recombinant DNA would be a good cause, but he wouldn’t hear of it. “I want it to be unexplained because the zombies really just come out of to rather than a third party. It just happens.”"

"I found that this film actually did something a lot of modern zombie movies fail to do - surprise me; The characters had been so well established that I found myself saying "They won't kill him, he's too important." I felt this emphasized the point Romero himself says he tries to make in most of these films, which is that they are films about people and how they cope in tough situations, not zombies."

"This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored."

"Oooooh! Nice briefcase!"

"I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!"

"Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress."

"I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority."

"So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!"

"Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!"

"Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!"

"Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!"

"Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!"

"Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense."

"Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too."

"Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!"

"V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to."

"Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace."

"Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!"

"Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney."

"Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good."

"Bigger. Bolder. Blonder"

"This summer. . . justice is blonde."

"Join the party!"

"Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods"

"Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd"

"Regina King - Grace Rossiter"

"Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette"

"Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks"

"Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser"

"Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani"

"Jessica Cauffiel - Margot"

"Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire"

"J Barton - Timothy McGinn"

"Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine"

"Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy"

"Bob Newhart - Sid Post"

"Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond"

"Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft"

"Not weird weird, but like exciting weird."

"[singing] I want a whole lot more than the boy next door. I want hell on wheels."

"[to Stephanie after seeing her with the mysterious biker] I catch you with that punk one more time, I'll rearrange his face! He's a dead man, you know what I'm saying? D-E-D!"

"[to Stephanie] That jacket you're wearing is T-Bird property. You want to leave the party, leave the jacket at the door."

"[after Johnny gives her an order] Yeah? Well, you wanna hear my 'final word' Mr Push-everyone-around Nogarelli? You may be able to cute some of the chicks in this school, but this chick has been cute by one Johnny Nogarelli for the last time. I may not be the classiest chick in this school, but I'm the best you're ever gonna get. So take it or leave it!"

"Louis: [holding a rabbit] See what happens when a boy and a girl don't know how to play it safe!"

"Michael: [practicing bowling invitation] Howdy fellas, let's bowl some balls."

"Sharon: We're going to die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!"

"Johnny: My mom wants you to come over for some pasghetti, at your convience"

"Grease is still the word!"

"The music and feeling go on forever."

"[[w:Maxwell Caulfield"

"Michelle Pfeiffer"

"[[w:Adrian Zmed"

"[[w:Lorna Luft"

"[[w:Peter Frechette"

"[[w:Maureen Teefy"

"[[w:Christopher McDonald"

"[[w:Pamela Adlon"

"[[w:Didi Conn"

"Eve Arden - Principal McGee"

"Sid Caesar - Coach Calhoun"

"Dody Goodman - Blanche Hodel"

"Tab Hunter - Mr. Stuart"

"[[w:Connie Stevens- Miss Mason"

"Eddie Deezen - Eugene Felsnic"

"[[w:Dennis Stewart Balmudo"

"Jean and Liz Sagal - Noreen and Doreen"

"Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices."

"Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!"

"My achin' swastika! I thought bein' a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for sh*t! I better get my ass the f*** out of here!"

"I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, sh*t! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more"

"These girls know where it's at by the time they're 11."

"I've come a long way, baby!"

"First he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting for the family jewels!"

"I'm Back, Baby!"

"Double-O Behave!"

"The return of Dr. Evil."

"The BRITISH Empire Strikes Back!"

"He's back, he's even bigger and he's up for it!"

"I'm Coming Again, Baby! [Australia]"

"If you see one movie in 1999, see Star Wars. But, if you see two movies, see Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me [tagline from trailer]"

"Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil/Fat Bastard"

"Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell"

"Elizabeth Hurley - Vanessa Kensington"

"Michael York - Basil Exposition"

"Robert Wagner - Number Two"

"Rob Lowe - Young Number Two"

"Seth Green - Scott Evil"

"Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina"

"Verne Troyer - Mini-Me"

"Charles Napier - General Hawk"

"Will Ferrell - Mustafa"

"Clear the bridge for me."

"We just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell. Now lets see what chance it has."

"We've got 19 hours and 58 minutes. I'll get Bellerophon into your system by then. Just stay alive. I'm not going to lose you!"

"[Response to Swanbeck's remark] If I let you know where I'm going, I won't be on holiday."

"I would've thought the hardest part was curbing that pressing need of yours to get your gun off. You were in such a hurry to knock off that 747 that you never figured out where Chimera really was. [Ambrose: I knew where it was!] Then you knew the only way that Nekhorvich could smuggle the live virus is by injecting himself and using his own bloodstream as a Petri dish. You knew that while you were knocking him off, destroying the very thing you came for."

"If you look at Hunt's operational history, and I have, he invariably favors misdirection over confrontation."

"In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the Typhoid Mary of Oz. G'day."

"STOP! PUT A SOCK IN IT! Hit that bloody gun and you'll spread the virus all over the place!"

"This is what's known as getting your gun off!"

"You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are. Won't let go of one branch until they've got a grip on the next!"

"You know, that was the hardest part about having to portray you…grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes."

"You're sorry and I'm sorry."

"[holds up the anti-virus in front of the infected Nyah] Feel like pleading for your life?"

"STOP... MUMBLING!"

"[Ethan approaches him with a knife] Go ahead, Hunt. Use it. It's not a bad way to go. A lot better than the way that bitch is going to die."

"Run that bastard down."

"[On recording played through Ethan's sunglasses] Good morning, Mr. Hunt. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the recovery of a stolen item designated Chimera. You may select any two team members, but it is essential that the third team member be Nyah Nordoff-Hall. She is a civilian, and a highly capable professional thief. You have forty-eight hours to recruit Miss Nordoff-Hall and meet me in Seville to receive your assignment. As always, should you or any member of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going."

"This is not mission difficult, Mr. Hunt, it's mission impossible. Difficult should be a walk in the park for you."

"Well, mate, maybe this is one of those times we shouldn't follow orders."

"Luther Stickell: The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do."

"Luther Stickell: [After getting shot at] Oh, I'm mad now!"

"Luther Stickell: [After getting shot at] That punk put a hole in my Versace!"

"Nyah Nordolf-Hall: [having injected herself with the virus] You're not gonna shoot me, Sean! Not this bitch. 'Cause she's worth thirty seven…million pounds!"

"Nyah Nordolf-Hall: I don't have a conscience. I'm a bloody thief."

"Dr. Nekhorvich: [first line, repeated line] Well, Dimitri, every search for a hero must begin with something every hero needs, a villain. Therefore, in a search for our hero, Bellerophon, we have created a monster: Chimera."

"Dr. Nekhorvich: Well, I've heard..."

"Tom Cruise – Ethan Hunt"

"Anthony Hopkins – Swanbeck"

"Ving Rhames – Luther Stickell"

"Dougray Scott – Sean Ambrose"

"Richard Roxburgh – Hugh Stamp"

"[to Adrian] I was wonderin' if, uh, you wouldn't mind marryin' me very much."

"[chasing a chicken] I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot."

"[Adrian asks about Rocky's eyesight] I see fine. I see like a Beagle, or something."

"Man, I won, but I didn't beat him!"

"You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder."

"Hey Rock. It's three in the morning. I went up to your house there and they told me you was here. It's a 3:00am kid. You know that Adrian, she's a good girl. Me, you know I'm sorry for both of ya. There's nothing I can do about it. Except uh I wanna tell you this once and then uh I ain't gonna say it again. Well, Rocky, you got another shot. It's a second shot at the, I don't know, the biggest title in the world. And you're gonna be swappin' punches with the most dangerous fighter in the world. And just in case, you know, your brain ain't workin' so good, all this happens pretty soon and you ain't ready. You're nowhere near in any shape. So I say, you know, for God's sake, why don't you stand up and fight this guy hard?! Like ya done before? That was beautiful! But don't lay down in front of him like this! Like, I don't know, like some kind of mongrel or something. 'Cause he's gonna kick your face in pieces, you know that? That's right. This guy just don't wanna win, you know. He wants to bury ya, he wants to humiliate ya. He wants to prove to the whole world that you was nothing but some kind of a...a freak the first time out. And he said you're a one-time lucky bum. Well, now, I don't, I don't wanna get mad, in a biblical place like this, but I think you're a hell of a lot more than that, kid. A hell of a lot! No, wait a minute. If you wanna blow it, if you wanna blow this thing, damn it, I'm gonna blow it with ya. If you want to stay here, I'll stay with you. I'll stay with ya. Yeah. I'll stay and pray. What I got to lose?"

"There's one thing I want you to do for me. Win. Win!"

"Duke: [to Apollo about Rocky] He's all wrong for us, baby. I saw you beat that man like I never saw no man get beat before, and the man kept coming after you. Now, we don't need that kinda man like that in our lives. I know what you're feelin'. Let it go! Let it go! You're the champ."

"Duke: [to Apollo] You're the Man. You're number one. The Champ, the best of all time. Girls love you - Men, old people love you. Young people love you. You're the best. You're the Man, and he's yours. He's yours, he's yours. This bum shouldn't be in the same ring with you. I want you to show him who you are tonight. Show him who you are tonight. Stick him!"

"The Rematch Of The Century."

"The story continues..."

"The Italian Stallion is back!"

"Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa"

"Talia Shire - Adrian"

"Burt Young - Paulie"

"Carl Weathers - Apollo Creed"

"Burgess Meredith - Mickey Goldmill"

"Tony Burton - Duke (Apollo's Trainer)"

"Joe Spinell - Tony Gazzo"

"Leonard Gaines - Agent"

"Sylvia Meals - Mary Anne Creed"

"You know it's funny how you get used to certain things in life. You get used to being overweight. I did. You even get used to people making fun of you. Somewhere along the line I got used to being alone. And I just don't want to be alone anymore."

"[Has lost all of his intelligence. Denise asks him to tell her who she is] Ah, pretty lady!"

"[To Denise] I never... never wanted to hurt you. Understand? I thought that if you knew Buddy was a part of me, you wouldn't have me."

"Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walk down the street and this cute little boy says, "Look Mommy, there goes the Hamster's BITCH!""

"I'm not that kind of... [screaming] GUUUUUUUUUUUY!!!!!!"

"[Sherman, losing his intelligence, misspells "Shit" S-H-I-T-E] Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?"

"Oh, you bastard! [sees a rubber ball, because his body has dog DNA]"

"[after catching a rubber ball filled with youth formula] What the hell is that?! (Sherman: Who's dumb now?) Oh, Sherman. Oh, you sneaky son of a bitch! Oh, Sherman...! [turning into a baby] Oh, SHIT! Uh, uh, everyone calm down! Just calm down, this is a part of the demonstration! Just calm-- Relax! everything is under control. [woman stares at his penis] What the hell are you looking at?! This is an impressive package for a toddler!"

"The Klumps are back!"

"Eddie Murphy Is The Klumps"

"Eddie Murphy - Professor Sherman Klump/Buddy Love/Mama Klump/Papa Klump/Ernie Klump/Grandma Klump"

"Janet Jackson - Denise Gaines"

"Larry Miller - Dean Richmond"

"John Ales - Jason"

"Richard Gant - Mr. Gaines"

"Anna Maria Horsford - Mrs. Gaines"

"Melinda McGraw - Leanne Guilford"

"Jamal Mixon - Ernie Klump Jr."

"Wanda Sykes - Chantal"

"Freda Payne - Claudine"

"Nikki Cox - Student"

"Charles Elliott - Restaurant Manager"

"Duffy Taylor - Restaurant Trainee"

"Earl Boen as Dr. Knoll"

"Charles Napier - Four Star General"

"Steve Kehela as Scientist"

"Miguel A. Núñez, Jr. - Scientist"

"Viola Kates Stimpson - Sweet Old Lady with Dog"

"Madam secretary. Honorable delegates. Ladies and gentlemen. For many years now, I've lived among you as a visitor. I've seen the beauty of your many cultures. I've felt great joy in your magnificent accomplishments. And I have also seen the folly of your wars. As of today, I'm not a visitor anymore, because the Earth is my home too. We can't live in fear, and I can't stand by and watch as we stumble into madness of possible nuclear destruction. And so I've come to a decision. I'm going to do what our governments have been unwilling or unable to do. Effective immediately, I'm going to rid our planet of all nuclear weapons."

"Once more, we have survived the threat of war and found a fragile peace. I thought I could give you all the gift of the freedom from war, but I was wrong. It's not mine to give. We're still a young planet. There are galaxies out there. Other civilizations for us to meet and to learn from. What a brilliant future we could have. And there will be peace – there will be peace when the people of this world want it so badly that their governments will have no choice but to give it to them. I just wish you could all see the Earth the way that I see it. Because when you really look at it, it's just one world."

"[to Clark Kent, about Superman] Well, if he can't manage and if he really is in trouble, then there's, uh, there's a few things I'd like to tell him. I'd tell him that I will always cherish the time we spent together. And I never expected anything in return and no matter how few minutes I saw him for, it always made me happy. And I would tell him, that I love him. And that I'll always love him. And that whatever happens to the world, I, I know that he's doing his best to make sure it'll be all right for the rest of us."

"Lenny, I've always considered you the Dutch Elm disease in my family tree."

"Lenny, let's try and keep your IQ a family secret."

"[to Lenny] He gets his energy from the sun. Without it, he's like you at night - useless."

"[to Superman] This is my nephew Lenny. He worships me."

"[to Superman] You know, you're a work-o-holic. Don't you ever stop, smell the roses, huh?"

"[to Superman] A toast. To a nice guy who's about to finish last."

"[repeated line] Destroy Superman."

"Prison Inmates: (Luthor has an annoying habit of whistling Mozart on the rock pile, to prove his intellectual superiority) Hey, everybody, Mozart's back!! (Chain gang inmates line up and whistle Mozart in unison)"

"FLYING THROUGH NEW DANGER THIS SUMMER"

"Nuclear Power. In the best hands, it is dangerous. In the hands of Lex Luthor, it is pure evil. This is Superman's greatest battle. And it is for all of us."

"The movie does not do justice to the script at all. The script was actually pretty clever. The script was basically that a kid asks Superman to get rid of all the nuclear weapons in the world, saying, 'You're Superman! Why can't you do it?' That was a much bigger part of it than a lot of the really dumb Nuclear Man stuff that ended up being used. It ended up with Superman basically deciding that's something Earthlings are going to have to do for themselves, which I thought was an important message at the time. When I finally did see the movie, every frame of it hurt me physically. [Laughs.] I'd had such high hopes for it that… To feel like you're a part of the downfall of something that you had hoped to resurrect, that's a tough thing to take."

"Gene showed up to set and I told him what to do, where to look and all that. He had to do this whole speech about the "primeval swamp" or something like that. So, he asked me where the primeval swamp was, and I told him that we'd have to shoot it later, but for now, he would just look offscreen. So he erupted, "You call yourself a director? How am I supposed to play this scene without seeing the primeval swamp?" And I just said, "Well, Gene, you're an actor. Isn't that what actors do? This is not Shakespeare. If anyone can fake it well, you can". And it wasn't quite the same after that, to be honest."

"This film's social conscience, which fortunately is presented with a minimum of self-righteousness, also leads Superman to the United Nations, where he makes a speech and promises to rid the world of nuclear weapons. He is then seen gathering missiles into a gigantic mesh shopping bag, spinning it around and flinging it into the sun, where it explodes. The Superman series gets more and more whimsically outrageous as it goes along. The cast wears costumes that are swanky but very strange, and the dialogue is also unexpectedly funny at times, as when Luthor pronounces Superman a workaholic and advises him to stop and smell the roses. There's also a new character, a solar-powered blond titan (Mark Pillow) created by Luthor as a rival for Superman, to keep the action moving. Threadbare as it's beginning to look, the Superman series hasn't lost its raison d'etre. There's life in the old boy yet."

"We were also hampered by budget constraints and cutbacks in all departments. Cannon Films had nearly thirty projects in the works at the time, and Superman IV received no special consideration. For example, Konner and Rosenthal wrote a scene in which Superman lands on 42nd Street and walks down the double yellow lines to the United Nations, where he gives a speech. If that had been a scene in Superman I, we would actually have shot it on 42nd Street. Richard Donner would have choreographed hundreds of pedestrians and vehicles and cut to people gawking out of office windows at the sight of Superman walking down the street like the Pied Piper. Instead, we had to shoot at an industrial park in England in the rain with about a hundred extras, not a car in sight, and a dozen pigeons thrown in for atmosphere. Even if the story had been brilliant, I don't think that we could ever have lived up to the audience's expectations with this approach."

"The story, which Christopher Reeve dreamed up in an attempt to make "Superman" more socially relevant, finds the man of steel persuading the leaders of the world to surrender their nuclear missiles and detonate them in deep space. But there is something our hero does not realise: Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman) and his gormless nephew Lenny (Jon Cryer) have planted a fiendish device inside the weapons that, when detonated, creates an indestructible android programmed to wreak havoc on Earth. The ensuing battle between Reeve and Nuclear Man (Mark Pillow) is desperate stuff, involving the destruction of the Great Wall of China, and Superman coming to the rescue of a runaway subway train (unconvincingly shot on the London Underground). The rest is scarcely better and makes no sense, probably because over half an hour of material ended up on the cutting room floor. A sorry finale for a much-loved series."

"Christopher Reeve - Superman / Clark Kent"

"Margot Kidder - Lois Lane"

"Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor / Nuclear Man (voice)"

"Jackie Cooper - Perry White"

"Jon Cryer - Lenny Luthor"

"Mark Pillow - Nuclear Man"

"Mariel Hemingway - Lacy Warfield"

"[to Thing] Good show, old man."

"Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?"

"[rushing from the hospital room, bursting] It's an Addams!"

"[about Pubert] He has my father's eyes."

"Children, why do you hate the baby?"

"[to Fester] I despised you!"

"[to Morticia] Cara mia."

"[repeated line] Uh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-uh!"

"Anjelica Houston - Morticia Addams"

"Raul Julia - Gomez Addams"

"Christopher Lloyd - Uncle Fester Addams"

"Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky"

"Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams"

"Carol Kane - Grandmama"

"Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams"

"The Blues are Back."

"Dan Aykroyd — Elwood Blues"

"John Goodman — "Mighty" Mack McTeer"

"Joe Morton — Cab Chamberlain"

"Nia Peeples — Lieutenant Elizondo"

"Kathleen Freeman — Mother Mary Stigmata"

"J. Evan Bonifant — Buster Blues"

"Frank Oz — Warden"

"Steve Lawrence — Maury Sline"

"Darrell Hammond — Robertson"

"Erykah Badu — Queen Mousette"

"B. B. King — Malvern Gasperon"

"Junior Wells — Himself"

"Lonnie Brooks — Himself"

"Willie "Too Big" Hall — Himself"

"Matt "Guitar" Murphy — Himself"

""Blue Lou" Marini — Himself"

"Aretha Franklin — Mrs. Murphy"

"Donald "Duck" Dunn — Himself"

"Steve "The Colonel" Cropper — Himself"

"Tom "Bones" Malone — Himself"

"Alan "Mr. Fabulous" Rubin — Himself"

"Jonny Lang — Custodian"

"Murphy "Murph" Dunne — Himself"

"Eddie Floyd — Himself"

"Wilson Pickett — Himself"

"Jeff Morris — Bob"

"Sam Moore — Reverend Morris"

"James Brown — Reverend Cleophus James"

"Paul Shaffer — Marco"

"The Louisiana Gator Boys — Themselves"

"[shows Mace his top-secret creation] I call this the hot dog tree, because...Well, it's a hot dog tree."

"[sings] Pee-wee Herman had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!"

"[milks cow, tastes its milk] Mmm, chocolatey!"

"Look, Vance! The calilillies are in bloom again."

"You know... When my father died, I spent a lot of time thinking maybe I wasn't such a great son. It seemed to me like I could have listened to him a little more, spent some more time with him... I felt so guilty, you know, like he did everything for me, and I didn't do anything for him. Then one day it occurred to me... that I did the greatest thing of all for him just before he died: I was there with him, and I held his hand, and I said goodbye."

"[repeating Kreese's words] Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. A man face you he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy."

"Aha... here are the two rules of Miyagi-Ryu Karate. Rule number one: "Karate for defense only". Rule number two: "First learn rule number one"."

"Daniel-san, never put passion before principle. Even if win, you lose."

"Six hundred dollars say he break all six."

"[to Daniel LaRusso] When you feel life out of focus, always return to basic of life...breathing, no breath no life."

"Out of respect for my teacher, I give you three days to mourn. When finish, I come back. You prepare to join him."

"Miyagi, I wait long time for this. No tricks tonight, or tomorrow, everything gone. Their homes. Their church. Everything...GONE!"

"Now... to you, I am dead."

"The story continues..."

"One more lesson to share. The price of honor. The glory of friendship. And the way you must fight when only the winner survives."

"Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso"

"Pat Morita - Mr. Nariyoshi Miyagi"

"Danny Kamekona - Sato"

"Yuji Okumoto - Chozen"

"Tamlyn Tomita - Kum"

"Martin Kove - John Kreese"

"We goin' out, we goin' out like us."

"Well you couldn't go home if you wanted to!"

"They can tear down all this mess around here. Change is a good thing."

"Long as they ain't buildin' liquor stores and titty bars, I'm cool with it."

"Let me tell you all somethin'. That's not a real barbershop. That's a fake, franchise, corporate version of a barbershop. That's why they got gimmicks. They ain't got no real character up in there. A real barbershop got real people, real conversation and most of all, real barbers, and that's what we got here."

"Ice Cube - Calvin Palmer, Jr."

"Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie"

"Sean Patrick Thomas - Jimmy James"

"Harry J. Lennix - Quentin Leroux"

"Eve - Terri Jones"

"Troy Garity - Isaac Rosenberg"

"Michael Ealy - Ricky Nash"

"Leonard Earl Howze - Dinka"

"Kenan Thompson - Kenard"

"DeRay Davis - Rayford"

"Queen Latifah - Gina Norris"

"Robert Wisdom - Lalowe Brown"

"Jazsmin Lewis - Jennifer Palmer"

"Tom Wright - Detective Williams"

"Carl Wright - Checker Fred"

"Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon - Loretta"

"Keke Palmer as Gina's niece"

"Marcia Wright-Tillman - Joyce"

"Avant - Dexter"

"(Voiceover, Opening Narration): For six-centuries, I was a loyal soldier of the Vampire clan; but I was betrayed: The war was not as it had seemed: In one night, the lies that had united our kind had been exposed. Kraven, our second in command, had formed a secret alliance with Lucian, ruler of the werewolf clan, to overthrow Viktor, our leader; but Kraven's lust for power and domination had failed. Viktor was not the savior I had been led to believe; he had betrayed us all. Soon, the hunt will be on for his killer. I have but one ally left; Michael... the human descendant of Corvinus; neither Vampire nor Lycan, but a hybrid. Its only a matter of time before we're found..."

"(Voiceover): My only hope now is to awaken Marcus, our last remaining Elder, and expose the truth, before Kraven tries to murder him while he's still in hibernation. Kraven knows he's no match for him awake."

"(About Lycans) They do. This one's been given a serum to stop regression so it can be studied."

"(About Lycans) I just killed them. I didn't pay much attention to their anatomy."

"These safehouses are all linked together on one mainframe with motion sensors revealing which ones are active. Someone could have picked us up already."

"...If I can plead my case, there's a chance you'll be granted sanctuary. Right now, you'll be killed on sight. I'm not prepared to risk it."

"You're not as strong as you might think."

"Michael, You're unique. There's never been a Hybrid before. However ambivalent you might feel about it, the truth is your powers could be limitless... But you depend on blood. You need to feed. Without it, you'll be growing weaker by the second. Use the time for that."

"Normal food could be lethal. If you don't anticipate your cravings, you will attack Humans... And, believe me, you don't want that on your conscience. There really is no going back, Michael. I'm sorry."

"(Sees that Michael has been shot, repeatedly) Michael? Oh, Shit!"

"(To Marcus) Viktor deserved his fate... and Kraven was no better."

"(In Russian) Mind if I drive?"

"(About Sonja's Pendent being open) I've seen this before, when I was a child. I've held it. When it was open like this."

"Andreas Tanis; he was the Official Historian of the Covens. He fell from favor after documenting what Viktor considered "Malicious Lies". Of course, as it turns out, he was probably telling the truth. ... He was Exiled over Three-hundred years ago. ... I was the one who exiled him."

"(About Tanis' prison being a Monastery) It used to be. More like a prison now. Tanis has been hiding there since Viktor's order. We'll be the first people he's seen in centuries."

"Tanis, I see your aim hasn't improved."

"(To Tanis) Your exile seems a bit more comfortable that I remember."

"(About Viktor) Betrayal was something he did very well. Viktor's dead. I killed him!"

"(To Tanis) Viktor put you here for a reason, but I doubt it was because you had moral qualms. What do you know?"

"(To Tanis) Oh. Well, then, perhaps I'm mistaken and there's no use for you at all."

"So, the legend is true?"

"So in Viktor's mind... William's death would mean the end for all Lycans... his slaves."

"(About Tanis) He's not brave enough to set me up."

"(In French) We're here to see Lorenz Macaro."

"(In French) So you want to see my hands, do you? (Holds up Sonja's Pendent)"

"(Recognizes the emblem on Lorenz Macaro's signet ring) You're Alexander Corvinus!"

"You know what Marcus will do. If he finds me , he finds William's Prison. You need to help us stop him."

"-Anything I've done can be laid at your feet. Hundreds of thousands have died because of you inability to accept that your sons are monsters, that they create monsters. You could have stopped this."

"You know the devastation William caused before he was captured. He cannot be set free."

"(Selene's Blood Memory) Father. No. (Starts sobbing)"

"No. No. Michael. Look at me. Michael. Shit. Please. Please. Come on. Come on. Fuck! (Starts sobbing)"

"(To Samuel, about Michael) Don't leave him here."

"(To Alexander) You are the only one Older than he is... the only one Stronger... you could have killed him yourself."

"What will I become."

"(Voiceover): An unknown chapter lies ahead. The lines that had divided the Clans have now been blurred. Chaos and infighting are inevitable. All that is certain is that Darkness is still ahead. But for now, for the first time... I look into the light with New Hope..."

"I thought Lycans went back to their Human form when they die."

"Ah. Not quite your department, I guess."

"There's only about an hour 'till daylight. Can you even make it back to the mansion before sunrise."

"What am I supposed to do, wait here and wait for you? No! Kraven may still have his men with him. You're not going alone!"

"Look, I understand what you did. I'm grateful. You saved my life. I wasn't ready to die. I don't know. Everything's changed. I probably need just a minute to make it all fit in my head. It's a lot to process all at once."

"Look, go. I'll be here. You just make sure you come back."

"You've got to get away from me!"

"Get away from me!"

"I said get the fuck away from me!"

"Three hundred years. What makes you think we're gonna find him now?"

"How does a Vampire have Lycan bodyguards?"

"(To Tanis) Why would Lucian wanna protect you?"

"(To Tanis) Marcus was after this. Why? (Throws Tanis Sonja's Pendent)"

"(To Tanis) Why is Marcus looking for him now... after all this time?"

"How do we know Tanis isn't setting us up?"

"My God! Brother, what have you done?"

"Viktor, he must not be harmed."

"I will stay and fight, you need my help!"

"[seeing William attacked by vampires] No! Leave him be!"

"STOP THIS, YOU'RE KILLING HIM!"

"(To Viktor) He was not to be harmed! Place him in my charge, as we agreed, or you will pay for your deceit."

"What is thy will, my lord?"

"[to Kraven, after being awakened by the blood of the lycan Singe] The blood memories of this... wretched creature... have shown me that your treachery knows no bounds."

"(To Kraven) Why would I listen to your lies... when the journey to the truth... is so much sweeter..."

"(To Selene) I know what you've done, Selene."

"Kraven has already reaped the rewards of his own misdeeds. And Viktor: Viktor deserved his fate, many times over..."

"[to Selene] A terrible business, the slaying of your family. Yet so much effort was spent to conceal this matter from me. What do you suppose Viktor had to hide? Or perhaps, it is you, Selene, as the last of your wretched family, who has something to hide."

"Dead or alive, you will give me what I want!"

"(Greets Tanis) Tanis. You seem anxious. Why do you flee the very sight of me? (Sits down) Please... sit. There's no need for this to be unpleasent. I've always rather enjoyed your company. (Tanis glances over to his armory, Marcus looks over at the weapons) Now you're being rude."

"Viktor struck two keys. What do you know of them?"

"Soon, Brother."

"Hello, Father."

"Ah. The predictable heart, that never thaws. Pity it beats within such a fool. The Eldest of the Immortals... yet you have made no attempt to seize your Destiny."

"And that Petty Sentiment explains why you rejected your sons? Why you stood by for over half-a-millenium... while William suffered alone, in darkness? No, Father. I have respect for your petty sentiment. Viktor's key. Where is it?"

"-Oh, I am stronger now. And the bond between us is greater than you have ever wanted to acknowledge."

"Oh, not Lycans, Father... or Vampires. A new race, created in the image of their maker... their New God. Me."

"(Last words to his Father) ...And a True God... has no Father."

"[to Marcus, referring to a destroyed village] Yet again we arrived to witness this monster's aftermath. I will not tolerate this any longer, Marcus. Your brother must be stopped. It ends tonight!"

"Your brother, is he still here?"

"(To his men) Burn the bodies. Search the outbuildings."

"Marcus, stay with me."

"I need you alive. If you die, we all die. Go! GO!"

"Find Amelia."

"Your sympathy for this beast is foolish. Your brother is entirely beyond control. It will be done my way."

"If you so much as speak his name again, you will have chosen that fate for him!"

"[to Marcus, referring to his brother, William] Imprisonment for all time. Far from you."

"(In Selene's Blood Memory) They've gone. There, there, My Child. You are safe now."

"[Selene has just fallen into one of his traps] Gotcha!"

"I knew it was you, Selene. The stench of Viktor's blood still lingers in your veins."

"I've done what's necessary to survive. My decision was made easy the day your precious Viktor betrayed me."

"Some history is based on truth, and others on deception. Viktor was not the first of our kind, as you were led to believe. He was once human... the ruler of these lands. Marcus... he's the one. The source. The first true Vampire..."

"(About Viktor) Toward the end of his ruthless life, when the next breath meant more to Viktor than silver or gold, Marcus came with a offer: a reprieve from sickness and death. Immortality. And in return, Viktor was to use his army, turned immortal, to help him."

"(Answering Selene's question) To defeat the very first Werewolves, a dangerous and infectious breed, created from Marcus's own flesh and blood: his twin brother, William. But these weren't the Lycans we know. (To Michael) Disgusting though your brethren may be, they at least have evolved. No, these were raging monsters, never able to take Human form again. It was only these later generations that learned to channel their rage. And William's appetite for destruction and rampage was insatiable. He had to be stopped. And so once Viktor's army was turned... the legions of Vampires under his control... tracked down and destroyed the animals... then captured William... and locked him away. Viktor's prisoner for all time."

"(Answering Selene's next question) For the same reason that Viktor never conspired against Marcus: Fear. He was warned that should Marcus ever killed... all those in his bloodline would follow him to the grave."

"Yes. Yes, a clever deception... but one Viktor was hardly willing to put to the test. And so Marcus was protected... at all costs."

"You should know. It's William's Prison. The prison your Father was commissioned to build."

"The Winter of Lucian's Escape. Your Father knew too much. Or too much for Viktor to risk... especially when Lucian... had the key, (holds up Sonja's Pendent,) to William's cell."

"Yes. The only one still living who has seen its location. Oh, Viktor realized you'd be too young to remember explicitly... but Marcus knows that the memory... and therefore the exact location of William's Prison... is hidden away in your blood."

"Well, one was... one was kept in plain sight... draped around his daughter's neck... right there for you to see."

"Kept with Viktor at all times."

"Within him. Beneath the flesh."

"(Blood Memory) I know who could stop him. Perhaps I could arrange a meeting. Go to pier 17. Ask for Lorenz Macaro."

"(To Samuel) The Innocent who witnessed, they've been silenced?"

"(To Samuel) Show me what you have."

"And no trace of Marcus amongst the ashes?"

"It was never his Coven."

"(To Samuel) Remain airborne for the moment. I'm sure they'll reappear in good time."

"There was a time that I was known by that name. (To Michael) But by any name, I am still your forefather."

"For centuries I have stood by and watched the havoc my sons have wrought upon each other, and upon Humanity. Not the legacy I prayed for the morning I watched them enter this world. And a tiresome duty... keeping the war contained, cleaning up the mess... hiding my family's unfortunate history."

"Could you kill your own sons?"

"You are asking me to help you kill my son? You? A Death Dealer? How many innocents have you killed... in your six-century quest to avenge your family? Spare me your self-righteous declarations. You are no different than Marcus, and even less noble than William. At least he cannot control his savagery-."

"(To Marcus) You are unwelcome in my presence."

"We are oddities of Nature, you and I. Nothing more. This a world for Humanity."

"What ever you have planned for William is futile. You cannot control your Brother."

"You're wrong. Soon you'll be drowning in Lycans, just like before-"

"(Last words to Marcus) You will Fail!"

"(To Samuel) The time has come, my friend. Find the Girl. Bring her to me."

"No matter what he's become... he is my son. You are the only hope left. There is only one way to defeat him. (Slits his wrist open and offers her it) Quickly now... before there is no-more Legacy left in my veins."

"(Cryptically) The Future."

"(Last words) Go now."

"(To Alexander Corvinus/Lorenz Macaro) Sir."

"But otherwise unharmed, as ordered."

"Two Death Dealers were killed. We found no Lycan bodies. Apparently they were using a new kind of ammunition... some sort of UV round."

"(About Amelia and her ontourage) No one survived. It seems Kraven's men might have been present... but they did nothing to prevent it."

"(About Marcus) It seems he destroyed his own Coven, Sir."

"...Supplies were taken. Used weapons were left behind. The tavern incident occurred before dawn, so they couldn't have gotten far."

"(Sees Alexander bleeding to death) Get the kit!"

"(Looks at Alexander's blood pooling on the floor) Please, Sir. Let us help you."

"(To Selene) No, wait. Wait... If you want Marcus, you'll need Alexander's help."

"(About William Corvinus' prison) We're getting close."

"I don't see a way inside."

"(To his men) Looks like we're getting wet."

"(Offers Selene a scuba mask) Selene?"

"(To Selene) Which way?"

"(To Selene) Is this it?"

"(To Selene, about the faded childlike painting on the dungeon wall) What is that?"

"(About William Corvinus) He went right through there."

"(To Selene) All we have are UV rounds. They won't take him down."

"(Last Words, to one of his fellow Cleaners) You all right? (Right then is attacked by William Corvinus from behind)"

"(Pre-Title Scrolling Text Sequence): EIGHT CENTURIES AGO, UNKNOWN TO HUMANITY, A BLOOD FEUD RAGED BETWEEN A RULING CLASS OF VAMPIRES AND A REBELLIOUS LEGION OF WEREWOLVES KNOWN AS LYCANS. LEGEND TELLS THAT THE WAR BEGAN WITH TWO BROTHERS, THE IMMORTAL SONS OF ALEXANDER CORVINUS: MARKUS, BITTEN BY BAT, BECAME THE BLOOD LEADER OF THE VAMPIRES. WILLIAM BITTEN BY WOLF, BECAME THE FIRST AND MOST POWERFUL LYCAN."

"(Vampire Soldier in Background): Form two groups. You, douse them in fuel."

"(Vampire Soldier in Background):(Shouting out) they’re turning!!!"

"(Dead Lycans Tag): -subject injected 850ml THASARINE :to arrest regression"

"(Cleaner): Area secure, Sir."

"(Selene's father): So you're the one keeping a watch over this, for me, have you? I've been searching everywhere for this, My-Darling."

"(Cleaner Pilot): What are you waiting for? Shoot them."

"(Cleaner Gunner): I can't. Not without taking her out. I can't get a shot."

"(Cleaner Pilot): (Helicopter being pulled down by Marcus) (To Cleaner Gunner) Cut us loose!"

"(Cleaner Pilot): (Marcus pulls harder) (To Cleaner Gunner) We're going down!"

"I never worked in a funeral home. Somethin’ I can do for you, Slick?"

"Get a mop, and escort all civilian personnel from this site immediately. [After coffee has been spilt at the post office.]"

"It's nice. Sleep late on the weekends. Watch the Weather Channel. I did miss this city."

"Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and he's... [Jeff attacks T]...kinda stupid."

"[to Jeff] Sweet dreams, big boy!"

"Transit Authority, people! We need to move to the forward car, there's a bug in the electrical system. [passengers ignore him] Yo! People! We got a bug in the electrical system!"

"[J has just saved a whole subway of passengers from being eaten alive by Jeff, the giant worm-like alien, who chewed off about 98% of the subway train before retreating] [Neuralizes subway passengers] The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all woulda been eaten. 'Cause you don't listen. You're ignorant. How a man gon' come bashin' thru a subway when — That's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we seen it all." [feigning fear] "Oh, no! A 600 ft. worm! Save us, Mr. Black Man!" And I come in, I ask ya nice, move to the next car! Y'all just sit there like...[Neuralizes subway passengers again, regains his composure] Thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our new, smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Watch your step, you all have a nice evening. [walks off, neuralizing Capt. Bridgewater in the process]"

"[after Frank the Pug suggests the "good cop, bad cop thing"] How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?"

"Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you! Get back in the subway! Right now!"

"About to lay the smack-down on your candy ass! (In homage to The Rock)"

"Yeah, every Saturday night you'd be like, "Flush me J., Flush me." and I'd be like, "Naw.""

"[After the Worms accidentally shut down the MIB headquarters upon him and K taking it back] WORMS!!"

"[After neuralizing Newton and Hailey] Okay, first, get some contact lenses, ‘cause joints look like they can pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia. Get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia... move your bum ass out of your mom's house. Boy, you like forty years old."

"[After K calls for him to leave, to Newton and Hailey] Oh, and there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black."

"[after seeing the Grand Central Station Locker Creatures’ ”large adult entertainment section”] That's just nasty."

"Man, tell it to the hand."

"So what's it like on the outside? Not doin’ this every day?"

"Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands."

"Prisoners of MIB. The scum of the universe. Well, now it's the scum's turn."

"So feisty."

"Here's the deal. I lose, you lose. I win, everything keeps spinning."

"Oh, yummy. Someone I need to eat."

"An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything's okay."

"When we're kids, before we're taught how to think, or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe."

"Peter Graves: Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that "never happened" from one of their files that "doesn’t exist"."

"Frank the Pug: (upon seeing Ben's skin only) Hey, J, zero percent body fat! (Homage to Lara Flynn Boyle.)"

"Worms: Once you've had worm, that’s what you'll yearn!"

"Grand Central Station Locker Creatures: K is back! The light keeper! All hail K! All hail K! Oh, K, can you see by the dawn's early light..."

"Jeebs: (head is growing back after J shot it off) Oh, great, right in the pie-hole! Now nuttin’s gonna taste right!"

"MIB Guard: [after J and K come to stop Serleena, he's reading a tabloid that says "Satan Escapes from Hell."] It's about time you guys got here. That pretty lady in there is causin’ all kinds-a-hell."

"On that second film, we sort of forgot a few things. The second film, I think, tried a little too hard for “comedy,” and also the first and third films have very strong villains. The second film, although Johnny Knoxville and Lara Flynn Boyle are funny, they’re not really quite strong enough to make your heroes be heroic. I think we learned our lessons and went back tonally to the first film."

"We Got a World to Save"

"Same Planet. New Scum."

"Coming to Rid Your Earth of the Scum of the Universe... Again!"

"This Summer, They're Back in Black."

"This Summer, They're Back in Business. They're Back in Action. They're Back in Black."

"Time to put on the last suit you'll ever wear...again..."

"Back in Black."

"Tommy Lee Jones - Agent K/Kevin Brown"

"Will Smith - Agent J/James Darrell Edwards III"

"Rip Torn - Zed"

"Lara Flynn Boyle - Serleena"

"Johnny Knoxville - Scrad/Charlie"

"Rosario Dawson - Laura"

"Tony Shalhoub - Jack Jeebs"

"Patrick Warburton - Agent T"

"Jack Kehler - Ben"

"David Cross - Newton"

"Colombe Jacobsen - Hailey"

"Michael Jackson - Agent M"

"Peter Graves - Himself"

"Biz Markie - Beatboxing Alien"

"Nick Cannon - MIB Autopsy Agent"

"Jay Johnston - Younger Pizza Parlor MIB Agent"

"Drew Massey - Worm Boy (uncredited)"

"Kevin Grevioux - Pineal Eye"

"Martha Stewart - Herself (cameo)"

"Tim Blaney - Frank the Pug (voice)"

"Greg Ballora - Sleeble"

"Carl J. Johnson - Gleeble"

"Thom Fountain - Neeble"

"Brad Abrell - Mannix"

"Richard Pearson - Gordy"

"I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car."

"Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole!"

"Hell with you."

"[After accidentally killing Tom's wife with his truck] Tom, I'll need a ride home."

"(telling future to a pregnant woman) It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole."

"My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I."

"I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda."

"She scared the horses, killed the puppies, hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife killed her by drowning her in a nearby well. I thought a time-out would have been fine."

"[after watching a rap battle] I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. Ghastly. I don't know what I'm doing here. This club is totally pathetic. [both rappers pull out their guns and shoot him]."

"Right. Let's see if we can steer that course keeping everybody deeply disturbed. We don't want a panic. Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this. [goes over to a portrait of President Ford] I wonder what President Ford would've done. Well, if the buck stops here... The buck stops here."

"[after the rappers kill each other in a shoot-out] These men died for their country; send flowers to their bitches and hos."

"[Holding Michael Jackson outside of a window] How do you like it?"

"Great Trilogies Come In Threes."

"Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell"

"Simon Rex - George Logan"

"Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks"

"Leslie Nielsen - President Harris"

"Charlie Sheen - Tom Logan"

"Anthony Anderson - Mahalik"

"Kevin Hart - CJ"

"Camryn Manheim - Trooper Champlin"

"George Carlin - The Architect"

"Pamela Anderson - Becca"

"Jenny McCarthy - Kate"

"Drew Mikuska - Cody"

"Jianna Ballard - Sue"

"Denise Richards - Annie Logan"

"D. L. Hughley - John Wilson"

"Ja Rule - Agent Thompson"

"Queen Latifah - Aunt Shaneequa/The Oracle"

"Eddie Griffin - Orpheus"

"Darrell Hammond - Father Muldoon"

"Jeremy Piven - Ross Giggins"

"Simon Cowell - Himself"

"Marny Eng - Tabitha"

"Fat Joe - Himself"

"Edward Moss - MJ (Michael Jackson)"

"Tom Kenny - Aliens (voice, uncredited)"

"Klimaszewski Twins - Coors Light Twins"

"Ajay Naidu - M. Night Shyamalan (uncredited)"

"Method Man"

"[confronted by his son over taking on Mason Dixon] Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth, but you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you, no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, you ain't gonna have a life. Don't forget to visit your mother."

"Courage. Integrity. Faith. Victory."

"It ain't over 'til it's over."

"Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa"

"Antonio Traver - Mason "The Line Dixon""

"Milo Ventimiglia - Robert Balboa"

"Tony Burton - Tony "Duke" Evers"

"Burt Young - Paulie Pennino"

"The "dirtiest" Harry of them all!"

"First, there was 1971's "Dirty Harry, then "Magnum Force" in 1973. And now on the Bi-centennial year, Harry Callahan is "THE ENFORCER"."

"Clint Eastwood - Insp. Harry Callahan"

"Tyne Daly - Insp. Kate Moore"

"Harry Guardino - Lt. Al Bressler"

"Bradford Dillman - Capt. Jerome McKay"

"John Mitchum - Insp. Frank DiGiorgio"

"DeVeren Bookwalter - Bobby Maxwell"

"Albert Popwell - Big Ed Mustapha"

"John Crawford - The Mayor"

"Robert Hoy - Buchinski"

"Michael Cavanaugh - Lalo"

"Jocelyn Jones - Miki"

"Dick Durock - Karl"

"M.G. Kelly - Father John"

"Kenneth Boyd - Abdul"

"Rudy Ramos - Robber Mendez"

"Joe Spano - Robber Mitchell (uncredited)"

"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past. [points to Elizabeth] One of you succeeded."

"He needs the Pearl. "Captain Turner" needs the Pearl. [to Elizabeth] And you felt guilty. [to Barbossa] And you and your Brethren Court! Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? [Jack The Monkey, Ragetti, Marty, and Pintel raise their hands] I'm staying over there with them."

"[to Gibbs] Why is the rum always gone??"

"My peanut."

"Up is down. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful."

"[sees Elizabeth has replaced Sao Feng] And he made you captain? They're just giving the bloody title away now!"

"[after Barbossa asks for his plan]] Cuttlefish! Ay? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish...flippin' glorious little sausages. Pen them up together and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, in'it? Ooor...fish nature. So yes! [Referring to Mistress Ching] We could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or! [starts to go to Gentleman Jocard and then walks around him]...ahh...as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful-I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth...Captain Swann. We must fight!"

"[to Elizabeth, holding his heart in the Dead Man's Chest] It's always belonged to you. Will you keep it safe?"

"For certain, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was."

"There's never a guarantee of coming back. But passing on, that's dead certain."

"Dying is the day worth living for!"

"You know the problem of being the last of anything, is by and by there’ll be none left at all."

"You will listen to me! LISTEN! The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilgerats aboard a derelict ship? No, no they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons, they will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brows and the strength of our backs and the courage of our hearts! Gentlemen...Hoist the colours."

"The Brethren know they face extinction. All that remains is for them to decide where they make their final stand."

"Advise your brethren: you can fight, and all of you will die. Or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die."

"[last words, in a stunned torpor as his plans fall apart] It's just...good business."

"Ten years, I devoted to the duty you charged me. Ten years, I looked after those who died at sea, and finally, when we could be together again, you weren't there. Why weren't you there?"

"You will not forestall my judgment-a!"

"[last words; after Turner stabbed his heart] Calypso..."

"She PRETENDED to love me! SHE betrayed ME!"

"The physics of a whirlpool this size overwhelmed the team at ILM [Industrial Light and Magic, the effects company]. The path we were heading down was not achieving the desired results so it all had to be reworked. The initial rendered backgrounds were used as out of focus plates for close-ups which bought us time by getting 100 or so shots in the pipeline and allowed us to completely rethink and re-render the maelstrom for all of the wide shots. This is the exact opposite of how you would normally go about producing this sequence. John Knoll and the team at ILM ultimately pulled it off, but it was a real nail-biter."

"I have always been fascinated by the work of [Japanese animation director Hayao] Miyazaki. When we needed to get the Black Pearl back to the ocean, I thought, why are we limited to the rules of live-action filmmaking? Once those shackles are off, it is quite liberating. All sorts of ideas start to germinate. The crab is Tia Dalma's motif. Why not do something surreal and connected to her? Giving his escape a subtextual intention."

"Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow"

"Orlando Bloom as Will Turner"

"Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann"

"Geoffrey Rush as Captin Hector Barbossa"

"Chow Yun-Fat as Captain Sao Feng"

"Bill Nighy as Davy Jones"

"Jack Davenport as Admiral James Norrington"

"Stellan Skarsgård as William "Bootstrap Bill" Turner"

"Tom Hollander as Lord Cutler Beckett"

"Kevin McNally as Joshamee Gibbs"

"Naomie Harris as Tia Dalma"

"Lee Arenberg as Pintel"

"Mackenzie Crook as Ragetti"

"Jonathan Pryce as Governor Weatherby Swann"

"Keith Richards as Captain Teague Sparrow"

"Dominic Scott Kay as Henry Turner"

"At the End of the World...The Adventure Begins"

"Every Destiny, Every Mystery, Every Secret... Will Be Revealed"

"[During a car chase] You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, 'cause I'm gonna fuck this one up, but he should definitely get one like it."

"[Face down on a stretcher, on the way to the hospital] You know, unlike you, Mike, my parents didn't leave me no trust fund. I got real-world issues to deal with, man. I'm not in it for the thrills. [Behind him, Mike is mouthing every word in perfect synchrony and rolling his eyes]"

"Martin Lawrence — Detective Lieutenant Marcus Miles Burnett"

"Will Smith — Detective Lieutenant Michael Eugene 'Mike' Lowrey"

"Jordi Mollà — Hector Juan Carlos 'Johnny' Tapia"

"Gabrielle Union — DEA Special Agent Sydney 'Syd' Burnett"

"Peter Stormare — Alexei"

"Theresa Randle — Theresa Burnett"

"Joe Pantoliano — Captain Conrad Howard"

"Otto Sanchez - Carlos"

"Jon Seda - Roberto"

"Oleg Taktarov - Josef Kuninskavich"

"Michael Shannon - Floyd Poteet"

"Jason Manuel Olazabal - Detective Marco Vargas"

"Yul Vazquez - Detective Mateo Reyes"

"Treva Etienne - 'Icepick'"

"Kiko Ellsworth - 'Blondie Dread'"

"Timothy Adams - DEA van agent"

"Henry Rollins - TNT leader"

"Ivelin Giro - Mike's police psychologist"

"Dennis Greene - Reggie McDonald"

"John Salley - Fletcher"

"Dan Marino - Himself"

"[to Jesse, about his glove] Go ahead, Jesse. Try it on for size. Kill for me!"

"Daddy can't help you now! Shhhhh... I need you, Jesse. We got special work to do here, you and me. You've got the body... [takes off his hat and digs his fingers into his skull] I've got the brain. [rips out the skin]"

"You are all my children now."

"Biology Teacher: [after Jesse wakes up from a nightmare with a snake wrapped around him] If you want to play with animals, Mr. Walsh, join the circus."

"Someone is coming back to Elm Street! He is not friendly, he is not patient, and he is not a welcome visitor. But he has something terribly special for the new kid on the block."

"Freddy Krueger is back on Elm Street! Watch out for him - he'll be in your neighborhood soon!"

"The man of your dreams is back!"

"Mark Patton - Jesse Walsh"

"Kim Myers - Lisa Webber"

"Robert Rusler - Ron Grady"

"Clu Gulager - Ken Walsh"

"Hope Lange - Cheryl Walsh"

"Marshall Bell - Coach Schneider"

"Melinda O. Fee - Mrs. Webber"

"Tom McFadden - Mr. Webber"

"Sydney Walsh - Kerry"

"Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger"

"This is it, Jennifer. Your big break in TV. Welcome to prime time, bitch! [slams Jennifer's head into the TV]"

"What's wrong, Joey? Feeling tongue-tied?"

"[seeing Nancy Thompson for the first time in six years] You."

"Freddy's just around the corner..."

"If you think you'll get out alive, you must be dreaming."

"If You Think You're Ready For Freddy, Think Again!"

"Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson"

"Craig Wasson - Dr. Neil Gordon"

"Patricia Arquette - Kristen Parker"

"Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger"

"Ken Sagoes - Roland Kincaid"

"Rodney Eastman - Joseph 'Joey' Crusel"

"Jennifer Rubin - Taryn White"

"Bradley Gregg - Phillip Anderson"

"Ira Heiden - William 'Will' Stanton"

"Laurence Fishburne - Max"

"Penelope Sudrow - Jennifer Caulfield"

"John Saxon - Lt. Donald Thompson"

"Priscilla Pointer - Dr. Elizabeth Simms"

"Clayton Landey - Lorenzo"

"[desperately calm] I'm the one who saw Voldemort return, I'm the one who fought him, I'm the one who saw Cedric Diggory get killed."

"[voiceover of his letter to Sirius Black] "Dear Padfoot, I hope you're all right. It's starting to get colder here. Winter is definitely on the way. In spite of being back at Hogwarts, I feel more alone than ever. I know you, of all people, will understand.""

"[Addressing Dumbledore's Army] Working hard is important. But there is something that matters even more, believing in yourself. Think of it this way; every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than what we are now: students. If they can do it, why not us?"

"[while fighting Voldemort in his mind] You're the weak one. And you'll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you."

"Things at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared. Cornelius will want to take immediate action."

"I'll make short work of this. [aims her wand at the wall] Bombarda Maxima. [blasts the wall down, creating a huge explosion which she, Filch, and the Slytherin students that are part of her Inquisitorial Squad caught the members of Dumbledore's Army as Malfoy drags Cho in] Get them."

"[to Harry] As I told you once before, Mr. Potter, naughty children deserve to be punished. I'm pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight."

"You know… I really hate children. You really are the most untidy creatures. Lord knows I've tried to help you. To instill discipline and respect for decorum. I've tried my very best to bring order… yet at every turn been assailed by chaos. I mean, look what you've done to me! I really cannot take it anymore! But I must. Authority must be upheld. Sometimes the ends do justify the means. I think, certainly, no-one could blame me. And if it falls to me to sort out the mess… to tie up the loose ends, then so be it if you can. For the greater good… I will do what must be done."

"Now, enough! I will have order!!!"

"[the Centaurs are dragging her away] What are you doing?! I am Senior Undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge! LET ME GO!!!"

"Mafalda Hopkirk: [voiceover through letter] "Dear Mr. Potter, the Ministry has received intelligence that at 6:23 this evening, you performed the Patronus Charm in the presence of a Muggle. As a clear violation of the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery, you are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hoping you are well, Mafalda Hopkirk." [Vernon Dursley: [while holding a spoon in his hand near his mouth after witnessing his nephew's fate via Mafalda's letter]] Justice!"

"Molly Weasley: [annoyed; to Fred and George as they appear behind her, startling her] Just because you're allowed to use magic now, DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WANDS OUT FOR EVERYTHING!"

"Hermione Granger: Everyone, this is Loony Love… [clears throat; corrects herself] Luna Lovegood."

"Hermione Granger: [frustrated about Umbridge] That foul, evil, old gargoyle! We're not learning how to defend ourselves. We're not learning how to pass our OWLs. She's taking over the entire school."

"Sirius Black: [showing Harry the Black family tree on the wall] This is the Black family tree. [motions to Bellatrix Lestrange] My deranged cousin. I hated the lot of them. My parents with their pure-blood mania."

"Rubeus Hagrid: [looking out the window of his hut as the sky becomes dark and foreboding] It's changin' out there. There's a storm comin', 'arry... just like last time. And we'd all best be ready when she does."

"Sybill Trelawney: [goes into a trance, makes a prediction] The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... and the Dark Lord shall mark him as his equal, but he shall have power the Dark Lord knows not... For neither can live while the other s-survives."

"Voldemort: You're a fool, Harry Potter. And you will lose…everything."

"The Rebellion Begins"

"Only One Can Survive"

"The Only Way Is Rebellion"

"No One Can Protect You"

"Evil Must Be Confronted"

"You Will Lose Everything"

"Make a Final Stand"

"The Boy Who Lies"

"Daniel Radcliffe – Harry Potter"

"Rupert Grint – Ron Weasley"

"Emma Watson – Hermione Granger"

"Ralph Fiennes – Lord Voldemort"

"Michael Gambon – Albus Dumbledore"

"Brendan Gleeson – Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody"

"Imelda Staunton – Dolores Umbridge"

"Gary Oldman – Sirius Black"

"David Thewlis – Remus Lupin"

"Alan Rickman – Severus Snape"

"Robert Pattinson – Cedric Diggory"

"Evanna Lynch – Luna Lovegood"

"Robbie Coltrane – Rubeus Hagrid"

"Matthew Lewis – Neville Longbottom"

"Katie Leung – Cho Chang"

"Bonnie Wright – Ginny Weasley"

"Helena Bonham Carter – Bellatrix Lestrange"

"I had a traumatic experience in high school. I tried to help someone, and it backfired horribly."

"(to Rachel) It's a trait, Rachel. You've inherited it. Telekineis; the ability to move objects with your mind."

"(going back to the old school) The night of the prom. Seventy-three people died. A few of us survived, but we never talked about that night."

"Please. Don't leave me. I don't have anyone. Please, God... let me die."

"I always wanted to be one of the shiny, happy people."

"(angry) Is that all I was to you, Jesse? Thirty points?!?"

"(to Sue) With all due respect, lady, you are seriously batshit. I am walking back into the real world now."

"Looks can kill."

"Every teen thinks terrible thoughts... Hers are deadly."

"What if you have the power to move objects with your mind? What if everyone gave you a reason to use that power?"

"Don't cross her... It could be deadly."

"This March, terror runs in the family."

"Emily Bergl — Rachel Lang"

"Jason London — Jesse Ryan"

"Amy Irving — Sue Snell"

"J. Smith Cameron — Barbara Lang"

"Dylan Bruno — Mark Bing"

"Zachery Ty Bryan — Eric Stark"

"Charlotte Ayanna — Tracy Campbell"

"Rachel Blanchard — Monica Jones"

"Justin Urich — Brad Winters"

"Eli/Eliach Craig — Chuck Potter"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas — Arnold "Arnie" Thomas"

"Mena Suvari — Lisa Parker"

"I am watching you. Guess who's here. It's Professor Einstein."

"Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg, woman!"

"Now, I've never met your parents, so I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions. But, like studying a frozen caveman, if I can see where you came from, I'll have a much better idea of where you're going."

"I said "No monkey business"!"

"I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers."

"We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL."

"(to Jack) I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest!"

"Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven."

"[into Jack's spy-camera, during end credits] Hey, look at me, Jack. What am I? [gruff voice] I am a frozen caveman! Study me, Jack! Learn how strange the Focker genetic code is! We are weird mutants who hug and kiss! We show emotion! [growls] Jack must learn from us, and chip away with his hammer of truth! Wooga-booga!"

"Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes"

"Ben Stiller - Greg Focker"

"Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker"

"Barbra Streisand - Roz Focker"

"Teri Polo - Pam Byrnes"

"Blythe Danner - Dina Byrnes"

"Spencer and Bradley Pickren - Little Jack / LJ"

"Alanna Ubach - Isabel Villalobos"

"Ray Santiago - Jorge Villalobos"

"Owen Wilson - Kevin Rawley"

"Terem - Moses"

"And you thought your parents were embarrassing."

"Misery loves family."

"Now, that's not a comet…"

"I'll show you a rockslide!"

"(After scaring away a bear by roaring at it) Yeah, that's right! Keep running, Boo-Boo! Overgrown furball."

"Discover the secret of the Surfer."

"I wanted to stop acting. The director was like, 'It looks too real. It looks too painful. Can you be prettier when you cry? Cry pretty, Jessica. Don't do that thing with your face. Just make it flat. We can CGI the tears in.' And I'm like, But there's no connection to a human being. And then it got me thinking: Am I not good enough? Are my instincts and my emotions not good enough? Do people hate them so much that they don't want me to be a person? Am I not allowed to be a person in my work? And so I just said, 'F--k it. I don't care about this business anymore.'"

"Ioan Gruffudd — Reed Richards"

"Jessica Alba — Susan Storm"

"Chris Evans — Johnny Storm"

"Michael Chiklis — Ben Grimm"

"Julian McMahon — Victor von Doom"

"Kerry Washington — Alicia Masters"

"Andre Braugher — General Hager"

"Doug Jones (body) Laurence Fishburne (voice) — Norrin Radd"

"Beau Garrett — Captain Frankie Raye"

"Vanessa Minnillo — Julie Angel"

"Stan Lee - Himself"

"We don't believe in what you're doing here, Sarah. Hey, you know what they keep down here in this cave? Man, they got the books and the records of the top 100 companies. They got the Defense Department budget down here. And they got the negatives for all your favorite movies. They got microfilm with tax return and newspaper stories. They got immigration records, census reports, and they got the accounts of all the wars and plane crashes and volcano eruptions and earthquakes and fires and floods and all the other disasters that interrupted the flow of things in the good ole U.S. of A. Now what does it matter, Sarah darling? All this filing and record keeping? We ever gonna give a shit? We even gonna get a chance to see it all? This is a great, big 14 mile TOMBSTONE! with an epitaph on it that nobody gonna bother to read. Now, here you come. Here you come with a whole new set of charts and graphs and records. What you gonna do? Bury them down here with all the other relics of what... once... was? Let me tell you what else. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you what else. You ain't never gonna figure it out, just like they never figured out why the stars are where they're at. It ain't mankind's job to figure that stuff out. So what you're doing is a waste of time, Sarah. And time is all we got left, you know. [Sarah: What I'm doing is all there's left to do.] Shame on you. There's plenty to do. Plenty to do, so long as there's you and me and maybe some other people. We could start over, start fresh, get some babies and teach 'em, Sarah, teach 'em never to come over here and dig these records out. You want to put some kind of explanation down here before you leave? Here's one as good as any you're likely to find. We've been punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. So we might get a look at... what hell was like. Maybe didn't want to see us blow ourselves up and put a big hole in the sky... maybe He just wanted to show us He was still the bossman. Maybe He figured we was getting too big for our britches... trying to figure His shit out."

"I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein! And I want to know what the fuck you're doing with my time!"

"[as he’s being ripped apart by zombies] Choke on ‘em! Choke on ‘em!"

"[bitten by a zombie; talking to Steele] Take me man, take me! I don't want to be like one of them! [Steel grimly shoots him in the head]"

"The Dead have waited. The day has come."

"Prepare yourself for the darkest day of horror the world has ever known!"

"First there was "Night of the Living Dead" then "Dawn of the Dead" and now the darkest day of horror the world has ever known"

"The darkest day of horror the world has ever known."

"Once again, the dead have their day"

"First, he brought us the most frightening film ever made. Then he took his unique version of horror one step further. Now, George Romero takes us out of the night, beyond the dawn, and into the darkest day of horror the world has ever known."

"Lori Cardille - Sarah"

"Joseph Pilato - Capt. Rhodes"

"Terry Alexander - John"

"Richard Liberty - Dr. Matthew "Frankenstein" Logan"

"Sherman Howard - Bub"

"Jarlath Conroy - William McDermott"

"Anthony Dileo Jr. - Pvt. Miguel Salazar"

"Sherman Howard - Bub the Zombie"

"Gary Howard Klar - Pvt. Steele"

"Ralph Marrero - Pvt. Rickles"

"John Amplas - Dr. Ted Fisher"

"Phillip G. Kellams - Pvt. Miller"

"Taso N. Stavrakis - Pvt. Torrez"

"Gregory Nicotero - Pvt. Johnson"

"I don't kill people anymore."

"Just don't let them take me back to the institution."

"Warren Toomey: At least, my customers have a good time! What do yours get, Bates, huh? Dead, that's what they got! Dead, murdered by you, you loony!"

"Sheriff John Hurt: If you'd seen Mary Loomis at the end, you'd understand. She'd gone mad, even dressed up like Norman's mother. And right up until the end, she was saying Norman was the one who's crazy!"

"It's 22 years later, and Norman Bates is finally coming home."

"Norman Bates is back. Coming home was a bad mistake!"

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the shower!"

"It's 22 years later, and Norman Bates is coming home."

"The Bates Motel is back in business!"

"Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!"

"The past is never really the past. It stays with me all the time."

"She can't help it. She can't help the things she does. She's just an old lady. A sick old lady."

"You! You made me do this, your tainted blood in me! [A cartoon laughs from the TV] Don't laugh at me, mother! Don't laugh at me!"

"[repeated line] Watch the guitar."

"Stupid bitch! You could have been comin' instead of goin'!"

"Norman! What the hell's the matter with you?"

"I've had enough of this Nancy Drew horseshit from you."

"Nun: Wasn't you own sin red enough? You'll burn in hell for this! You'll burn in hell!"

"Mother: Why can't you leave my poor son, my poor Norman alone?"

"Tracy Venable: She was crazy, Norman, but she wasn't your mother... Neither are you!"

"Unlock the terror. Unlock the fear. And enter into the all new nightmare of..."

"Norman Bates is back to normal. But Mother's off her rocker again!"

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the shower!"

"Norman Bates is back home with Mother again!"

"The most shocking of them all."

"We race, and the loser leaves town for good."

"I have money, it's trust and character I need around me. You know, who you choose to be around you, let's you know who you are."

"[in Japanese; to DK over Han's embezzlement] There's an old saying: "For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost. For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. For want of a steed, the message was not delivered. For want of an undelivered message, the war was lost.""

"If You Ain't Outta Control, You Ain't In Control."

"On the streets of Tokyo, speed needs no translation..."

"Speed Needs No Translation."

"Lucas Black – Sean Boswell"

"Nathalie Kelley – Neela"

"Sung Kang – Han"

"Bow Wow – Twinkie"

"Brian Tee – Takashi/DK (Drift King)"

"Leonardo Nam – Morimoto"

"Brian Goodman – Major Boswell"

"Zachery Ty Bryan – Clay"

"Nikki Griffin – Cindy"

"Jason Tobin – Earl"

"Keiko Kitagawa – Reiko"

"Lynda Boyd – Ms. Boswell"

"Sonny Chiba – Kamata"

"Vin Diesel – Dominic Toretto"

"I was practically running the motel single-handedly by the time I was 15. I was the man of the house, she used to call me that. She depended on me, especially when she was scared. She was scared to death of thunder and lightning."

"Just me and my trusty umbrella."

"All that faith and no potatoes."

"You get in the car, I'm gonna get rid of the past for good."

"Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!"

"Don't you have any respect for the dead?"

"Let me out of here! Norman! Do you hear me, boy? Let me out!"

"Gloria: You've got a tongue like an elephant's memory."

"Connie Bates: No, Norman. No more blood, please. No more blood."

"Fran Ambrose: [on the lack of information of girls commiting matricide] Maybe girls are too smart to get caught."

"You know, this is the '80s, Mr. Miyagi; you can't be so damn passive!"

"Johnny, every business has a slump at one time or another. Look at this. Ten years ago, nuclear was the preferred waste. You could dump it anywhere! Now everybody's a detective. I'm lucky if I make one deal a year without being indicted."

"Now the real pain begins, Danny-boy."

"What's his name, Miyagi, and that punk kid...I'm gonna get them for what they did to you. They made you suffer, so I'm gonna make them suffer... and suffer and suffer, and when I think they've suffered enough, then I start with the pain!"

"[watching Barnes fighting Daniel] I love it when he pounds him!"

"A man can't stand, he can't fight."

"A man can't breathe, he can't fight."

"A man can't see, he can't fight."

"Well well, look who's here; The big war hero!"

"[entering the Bonsai Shop] Room for one more down there?"

"[appears in front of Daniel as Terry Silver reveals his true nature] I'm what he's talking about, shithead."

"[in Semi-Final fight, winning 2-0] You're next LaRusso! I own your ass!"

"Remember on the phone, when you said if I come down here and beat LaRusso in the All-Valley Tournament, that you'd give me 25 percent ownership of your new dojos? Well, I've been giving it some thought. To perform my best, which is what I want to do, I'm afraid I'm gonna need 50 percent."

"If karate used defend honor, defend life, karate mean something. If karate used defend plastic metal trophy, karate no mean nothing."

"[Miyagi stares wistfully at a picture of him and Daniel together] Hope confusion end soon, Daniel-san. Miyagi heart empty without you."

"[Miyagi tells Daniel something before Sudden Death Overtime] You stay focused. Daniel-san, your best Karate is still inside you...now Time let out!"

"Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso"

"Pat Morita - Mr. Miyagi"

"Martin Kove - John Kreese"

"Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry Silver"

"Robyn Lively - Jessica Andrews"

"Sean Kanan - Mike Barnes"

"Jonathan Advilsen - Snake"

"Randee Heller - Lucille LaRusso"

"Coming Soon!"

"Ah, ah, Pendleton. The white cake, with the sweet frost."

"Best dollar eighty I ever spent"

"Yes your Honor, I do. You can go to hell, hell, hell."

"Heavy steps, Patsy."

"I'll tell ya why, five hundred dollars cuts a lot of ties."

"Yoo Hoo, I'll make ya famous."

"It's your gang Dave. Don't cross me Dave."

"I'm real happy for you, Dave."

"You rode a 15 year old boy straight to his grave. And the rest of us, straight to hell."

"William H. Bonney, you are not a god."

"Billy!! Let's finish the game."

"Tell the governor that i'm Brushy Bill Roberts, alias William Antrim, also known as William H. Bonney, alias Billy the Kid."

"I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire, I ain't touchin' this one."

"Emilio Estevez as William H. "Billy the Kid" Bonney/Brushy Bill Roberts (uncredited for the latter)"

"Kiefer Sutherland as Josiah Gordon "Doc" Scurlock"

"Lou Diamond Phillips as Jose Chavez y Chavez"

"Christian Slater as "Arkansas" Dave Rudabaugh"

"William Petersen as Pat Garrett"

"Alan Ruck - Henry "Bullet George" William French"

"James Coburn - John Chisum"

"Balthazar Getty - Tom O'Folliard"

"Jenny Wright - Jane Greathouse"

"Jack Kehoe - Ashmun Upson"

"Robert Knepper - Deputy Carlyle"

"Viggo Mortensen - John W. Poe"

"Tracey Walter - Beever Smith"

"Bradley Whitford - Charles Phalen"

"Scott Wilson - Governor Lew Wallace"

"Howie Young - Poe Posse"

"[deleted scene] God is good. God is great. But not all the time, sometimes He could be a real asshole. Praying for twenty-four years, not one goddamn message on my answering machine. If You're listening and I know You're up there, thanks for all this food, since it's the least You could do. Amen. Let's eat."

"[while exorcising Megan] Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy, Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God, who once concerned that Fallen Tyrant to the flames of Hell, who sent your only Son in the world to crush that Roaring Tiger, and who got that unholy bitch Jerri kicked off of Survivor!"

"[grunting on the toilet] Oh, God. Please, Lord, help me to release this demon! (groans and farts forcefully and is relieved) Ahh! Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. Oh... hold on. (farts forcefully again) Ahhh, ah! Oh, those enchiladas!"

"(as Megan's head spins around, Father McFeely turns to leave) Fuck this!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. I say when we pull the plug. We're about to make the scientific discovery of the century, and I am this close to getting laid."

"Check it out. You ever seen a bird dick this big? Too much for ya, eh, honey? Well, step off, sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love."

"(to Cindy) Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up! Why couldn't you have just left me there to die?! Give me a fuckin' rope, I'll hang myself! (grabs the stick he's sitting on with his beak, hanging from it) Here I go, I'll hang myself!"

"God damn it, what the fuck did you put in this birdseed?! (screams as bird poop sprays the wall) God, that was a big one!"

"Well, are you boys just gonna sit there with your mouths open, or is someone gonna offer me a seat?"

"The movie that dares you to come."

"More merciless. More shameless."

"Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell"

"Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks"

"Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins"

"Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks"

"Chris Masterson as Buddy"

"Kathleen Robertson as Theo"

"David Cross as Dwight Hartman"

"James Woods as Father McFeely"

"Tim Curry as Professor Oldman"

"Tori Spelling as Alex"

"Chris Elliott as Hanson"

"Andy Richter as Father Harris"

"Richard Moll as Hugh Kane (Hell House Ghost)"

"[First lines] Legend has it that it was written by the Dark Ones: Necronomicon Ex-Mortis ― roughly translated, "Book of the Dead". The book served as a passageway to the evil worlds beyond. It was written long ago, when the seas ran red with blood. It was this blood that was used to ink the book. In the year 1300 AD, the book disappeared."

"[Grappling with the possessed Linda's severed head.] Workshed."

"[Ash's hand gains a life of its own.] You bastards. You dirty bastards. [sobs] Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!"

"[Ash stabs his possessed hand with a kitchen knife, pinning it to the floor.] That's right... who's laughing now? [grabs the chainsaw and revs it.] Who's laughing now? ARRRGHH!!! [cuts the hand off at the wrist.]"

"Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!"

"[when his sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a...!"

"[to his freshly sawn off possessed hand] Here's your new home. [He then places a bucket and a stack of books on it to trap the hand; the top book reads "A Farewell to Arms"]"

"Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come! [staggers backward, voice drops.] See if we don't."

"There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead."

"Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."

"[upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand] Groovy."

"[being sucked into a vortex] For God's sake! How do you stop it?!"

"Yeah, Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness were two of my favorite experiences, mainly because we were a group of young guys at the time. We didn’t have a care in the world, other than just loving what we were doing. I had loved the first Evil Dead. So when the sequel came around, Mark Shostrom, who I was working for at the time, brought me onboard. I was one of the key artists in the shop and supervising a lot for the film, so it was a great experience, because I was in charge of a lot. That kind of led to us opening our own shop. Greg had been supervising various shops around town, too."

"Robert Tapert: Our sales agent, Irvin Shapiro, who handled Evil Dead and taught us everything about getting a movie in front of an audience and get it promoted, he said, "Boys, I want to take an ad out for Evil Dead 2." And we said, "We're never going to make Evil Dead 2." But Sam had the name Medieval Dead. So Irving Shapiro had an artist do an ad. He kept the Evil Dead franchise in the overseas buyers' minds."

"Scott Spiegel: We wrote the bulk of it in Silver Lake. Sam had rented a house with Joel and Ethan Coen. Fran McDormand and Holly Hunter were our roommates. Holly was just getting [her career] started. I'll never forget her in her sweatpants on the floor in her room, reading scripts. We wrote [the character of] Bobby Joe for her, but Rob Tapert said, "We need a babe for that role.""

"The Sequel to The Ultimate Experience in Grueling Terror."

"Kiss Your Nerves Goodbye"

"2 Terrifying. 2 Frightening. 2 Much!"

"Dead by dawn"

"Bruce Campbell — Ash Williams"

"Sarah Berry — Annie Knowby"

"Ted Raimi — Possessed Henrietta"

"Denise Bixler - Linda"

"First of all, I know the guys you'd hire to come get me, they like me better than you. Second of all, you're not going to the cops, because...well, let's face it, you're not going to the cops. Third, you shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better, Willy."

"[to Rusty before leaving] You should settle down. Have a couple of kids."

"[to Danny before he leaves] Next time, try keeping the weight off in between."

"Could you make it any more complicated?"

"[Referring to Linus' facial prop] Oh I told him that the nose plays... the nose plays."

"[reference to Damon's last line in Rounders] It is not a prop for prop's sake!"

"[Linus is talking to his dad on the phone] No, the Brody can work! What, just because you have the greatest cover known to man, you have to tell me what to do? Congratulations! No, maybe you're getting soft! [Danny puts his hand out for the phone] No, I won't put Danny on. [Rusty puts his hand out for the phone] Or Rusty. Just–Goodbye, Dad! [Hangs up]"

"[At the airport, homage to real life] I guess I'll see you when I see you"

"I'm so deep into Pepperidge I am him."

"[To Danny Ocean] Some people I take seriously tell me you're a serious guy."

"Oh, I don't lose. People who bet on me to lose, lose. And they lose big."

"I don't want the labor pains; I just want the baby!"

"You know, you're half smart, Ocean."

"Saul Bloom: When they opened The Flamingo, one day it was closed, the next it was open. End of story. I know, I was there."

"Saul Bloom: Kensington Chubb here!"

"Saul Bloom: Did I say I was walking away? Let's gut the sonovabitch."

"Reuben Tishkoff: We'll talk about it when I'm dead."

"Roman Nagel: You're analog players in a digital world. You're done."

"Roman Nagel You're like the Morecombe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while"

"Yen: Shit! Shit! Shit!"

"Saul Bloom: (Talking to Willie Bank as Kensington chubb) Well, so far, this establishment is of, Aces!"

"What are the odds of getting even? 13 to one."

"Revenge is a funny thing."

"How To Steal Half A Billion Dollars, In 3.5 Minutes?"

"When you cross one Ocean, you cross them all."

"George Clooney - Danny Ocean"

"Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan"

"Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell/Lenny Pepperidge"

"Elliott Gould - Reuben Tishkoff"

"Bernie Mac - Frank Catton"

"Al Pacino - Willie Bank"

"Don Cheadle - Basher Tarr/Fender Roads"

"Casey Affleck - Virgil Malloy"

"Eddie Jemison - Livingston Dell"

"Scott Caan - Turk Malloy"

"Shaobo Qin - Yen/Mr. Weng"

"Carl Reiner - Saul Bloom/Kensington Chub"

"Eddie Izzard - Roman Nagel"

"Michael Mantell - Dr. Stan"

"Ellen Barkin - Abigail Sponder"

"Julian Sands - Greco Montgomery"

"David Paymer - The V.U.P."

"Andy Garcia - Terry Benedict"

"Jerry Weintraub - Denny Shields"

"My life is over. I've been a good girl, I've never lied, except when necessary. I've always bought my parents expensive gifts... using their credit cards, of course, but I don't deserve this humiliation!"

"You're a good guy, Troy. And actually, right now, I think I like you better than I like myself. Did I just say that?"

"I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?! singing"

"Everything has to be perfect for me!"

"I will hurt you or hire someone to hurt you."

"On August 17, are you ready for the start of something new?"

"They're facing their biggest challenge yet.......summer jobs"

"Zac Efron as Troy Bolton"

"Vanessa Hudgens as Gabriella Montez"

"Ashley Tisdale as Sharpay Evans"

"Lucas Grabeel as Ryan Evans"

"Corbin Bleu as Chad Danforth"

"Monique Coleman as Taylor McKessie"

"[to an old woman] Too bad, you just crapped out. [the woman fills with coins and then defecates all of them out]"

"Evil has been summoned... again."

"Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall. [the students laugh] So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and X never, ever marks the spot. 70% of all archaeology is done in the library. Researching. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value."

"[To the passengers, after tossing Colonel Vogel out of the zeppelin] No ticket! [the terrified passengers frantically show their tickets]"

"[after making a German plane crash by frightening seagulls into the sky] I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: "Let my armies be the rocks and the trees - and the birds in the sky.""

"[pops out of the hatch after Indy saves him] You call this archeology?"

"[At a Nazi rally in Berlin] My boy, we're pilgrims in an unholy land."

"The Ark of the Covenant was perfect. The Sankara Stones were way too esoteric. The Holy Grail was sort of feeble—but, at the same time, we put the father in there to cover for it. I mean, the whole reason it became a dad movie was because I was scared to hell that there wasn’t enough power behind the Holy Grail to carry a movie. So we kept pushing to have it function on some level—and to make it function for a father and a son. To make it that kind of a movie was the big risk and the big challenge, but also the thing that pulled it out of the fire. So, at the end of it, I was like, No more of these, baby. We’re done. I can’t think of anything else. We barely got by on the last one!"

"Harrison Ford - Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr."

"Sean Connery - Henry Jones Sr."

"Alison Doody - Dr. Elsa Schneider"

"Julian Glover - Walter Donovan"

"John Rhys-Davies - Sallah"

"Denholm Elliott - Marcus Brody"

"And you're not my brother."

"If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?"

"The ambassador is my responsibility!"

"Sorry. I don't know him."

"I'm not constipated anymore!"

"You're lucky we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book is twice as big."

"Maybe we should put on a dirty movie. Only $9.95."

"My butt still hurts."

"[A dog pisses on Carter] Good girl!"

"For your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Hong Kong Garden Massage Parlor on Pico and Bundy. I'm half-Chinese, baby."

"In case you missed it, man, people are trying to kill me! I'm covered in shit and some French cops whupped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business!"

"Fine. I'm not your brother."

"Lee, I'm in trouble. I need some assistance!"

"Sister, you tell this piece of S-word that I will personally F-word him up."

"I am trying kill somebody, man! Damn!"

"I wouldn't say nothing. He has me. His brother from another mother."

"[mouths] I'm dead?"

"You Asian! Stop humiliating yourself!"

"I need a big suite, two beds, two showers, a massage therapist, some new clothes and a case of Old Spice."

"Lee. I got a big problem, man. This guy's on steroids. He got a head like Barry Bonds."

"Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter, LAPD. My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard."

"Lee, we almost killed your ass! Why you didn't move? I would like for you to meet our dates for tonight, Marsha and Zoe. Fat one's yours."

"Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement."

"I'm coming, Soo-Yung! [Looks down from the Eiffel Tower] Oh, my God! What the hell am I doing up here?"

"I don't know what the hell you feeding him, but he is too damn big!"

"I'm about slice you up like a giant California roll! [Grabs a spear nearby]"

"Holy mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman! It's the Crying Games! I'm Broke Back Carter!! Oh God..."

"[After beating Kenji's men] Everybody was kung-fu fighting! That man was fast as Li- [notices Soo-Young still tied on a ledge] Soo-Yung!"

"[Holding a gun to a goon's ass] Don't move or I'll blow your ass cheeks off!"

"[To Jasmine after thinking that she and Lee were having sex instead of fighting each other to the death] You are a super freak!"

"[Catches a woman who falls while they escape from the triad club] You got a boyfriend?"

"[Lee sword-fights Kenji to the death] Lee, he might be your brother but turn him into your sister!"

"Chris Tucker as Carter"

"Jackie Chan as Lee"

"Max von Sydow as Reynard"

"Hiroyuki Sanada as Kenji"

"Roman Polanski as Detective Revi (uncredited)"

"Yvan Attal as George"

"Yûki Kudô as Dragon Lady (as Youki Kudoh)"

"Noémie Lenoir as Genevieve (as Noemie Lenoir)"

"Jingchu Zhang as Soo Yung (as Zhang Jingchu)"

"Tzi Ma as Ambassador Han"

"Dana Ivey as Sister Agnes"

"Henry O as Master Yu (as Henry O.)"

"Mia Tyler as Marsha"

"Prepare for their finest hour and their only finest one"

"They're rushing through the hours quick"

"The Rush Is On!"

"I'm too old for this shit."

"We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs."

"You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much."

""Close" is a lingerie shop without a front window."

"You know what a future a cop has, Murph? None. Punch a clock for 30 years... retirement... pension... nothin' to do. Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid! The police department's got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash... it's a one-stop shopping center. If you've got the balls and the brains, there's not a fucking thing anyone can do about it!"

"(Buries a henchman in cement) Now we've got a relationship we can build on."

"Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs"

"Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh"

"Rene Russo as Lorna Cole"

"Stuart Wilson as Jack Travis"

"Joe Pesci as Leo Getz"

"Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy"

"Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh"

"Ebonie Smith as Carrie Murtaugh"

"Nick Chinlund as Hatchett"

"Alan Scarfe as Herman Walters"

"Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods (Police Psychiatrist)"

"Gregory Millar as Tyrone"

"Andrew Hill Newman as the jaywalker"

"Traci Wolfe as Rianne Murtaugh"

"Damon Hines as Nick Murtaugh"

"Jason Rainwater as Young Cop (credited as Jason Meshover-lorg)"

"The magic is back again!"

"[While hanging onto the hood of a car] I'd like to see your driver's license and proof of insurance!"

"We're back, we're bad. You're black, I'm mad. Let’s go!"

"I’m a Peeping Tom, Rog, it goes with the badge. And it's fun sometimes, too."

"Don’t bother to call the police, I'm here already."

"I’m surprised you haven't heard about me, you know, I got a bad reputation, sometimes I just go nuts, like now. [Crazy giggle]"

"I’m not a cop tonight, Roger, it’s personal. I’m not a cop."

"No, man. I didn't die on your toilet, I'm not gonna die in your arms."

"[Injured, being held by Murtaugh, he hears sirens approaching] Give us a kiss before they come."

"Of course I'm black. That’s why I wanna go to South Africa. To join up with my oppressed brothers. To take up the struggle against the tyranny of the racist, fascist, white, minority regime!...One man, one vote!...Free South Africa, you dumb son of a bitch!"

"You're breathing, you're alive, you’re not dead. No, don’t die. You're not dead until I tell I tell you, you got that? You got that, Riggs? You’re not dead until I tell you. You got that, Riggs! You’re not dead until I tell you."

"They’ve been de-kaffir-nated!"

"I remember, because 9 is my lucky number."

"Mel Gibson as Detective Martin Riggs"

"Danny Glover as Detective Roger Murtaugh"

"Joe Pesci as Leo Getz"

"Joss Ackland as Arjen Rudd"

"Derrick O'Connor as Pieter Vorstedt"

"Patsy Kensit as Rika van den Haas"

"Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh"

"Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy"

"Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?"

"[Upon entering the pool area on the Playboy mansion] Jesus Christ! [Then to his crotch] Wake up! This is what we've always talked about! Look alive! You may never see it again! [to Billy and Taggert as he takes a large step] I don't wanna step on your tongues, excuse me."

"The Heat's Back On!"

"Axel Foley's back...where he doesn't belong!"

"Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley"

"Judge Reinhold - Billy Rosewood"

"Jürgen Prochnow - Maxwell Dent"

"Ronny Cox - Andrew Bogomil"

"John Ashton - John Taggart"

"Brigitte Nielsen - Karla Fry"

"Allen Garfield - Harold Lutz"

"Dean Stockwell - Chip Cain"

"Gil Hill - Inspector Todd"

"Gilbert Gottfried - Sidney Bernstein"

"Paul Reiser - Jeffrey Friedman"

"Paul Guilfoyle - Nikos Thomopolis"

"Robert Ridgely - Mayor Ted Egan"

"[To his team] Ok everybody's ready here ok, nobody need to take a nervous piss or nothing right? We got this? Ok? Let's mount up."

"[To CIA Agents] Police officer trying to catch a goddamned killer! Move it! Move it! Get the fuck out of my way! I'm a cop!"

"[To Wonderworld Park Security] You know you should have your tailor cut your jackets a little wider in the chest, that way your gun won't bulge in the back."

"I told you I was investigating a crime, and I think I'm in the right place as I've been here ten minutes and I've already been shot at."

"[Door knocking] Come in. [Door knocking] It's Open. [Door knocking, Billy goes to the door. Opens blinds] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Axel Foley!"

"And Axel, Don't forget. We play by the rules down here. I've heard Taggart's stories."

"Turn that fucking song off!"

"Cop 3 was a very strange experience. The script wasn't any good, but I figured, "So what? I'll make it funny with Eddie." I mean, one of the worst scripts I ever read was the [original] Beverly Hills Cop. It was a piece of shit, that script. But the movie's very funny because Eddie Murphy and Martin Brest made it funny. Everything funny in that movie is not in the screenplay, so I thought, "Well, we'll do that.""

"But then I discovered on the first day when I started giving Eddie some shtick, he said, “You know, John… Axel Foley is an adult now. He’s not a wiseass anymore.” So, with Beverly Hills Cop 3, I had this strange experience where he was very professional, but he just wasn’t funny. I would try to put him in funny situations, and he would find a way to step around them. It’s an odd movie. There are things in it I like, but it’s an odd movie."

"The third Beverly Hills Cop was so horrible. I didn't want to leave it like that. The first two were cool and the third one is shitty. It's like, if you guys can come up to do a good one, then we can fix that old mess, and then the franchise is fixed again. So, I'm open to that possibility, cleaning up this old mess and making a good movie."

"I don’t think it’s gonna happen in March, but it is gonna be in Detroit. And before it happens, they’ve got to get that script right. That movie has to be right. The third Beverly Hills Cop was garbage. Those movies, when I travel overseas, people say [in a foreign accent] “Hey, Beverly Hills Cop! Axel Foley!” They call me that shit. All the movies I’ve done, and they call me that. If we do that movie, it has to be right. Not just thrown together to get a big check. I don’t need anymore of those."

"It's now become Hollywood gospel that if a high concept film is reasonably successful, then make a sequel and if that raises any interest at all, then, hey why not try one more. It's a shame that here the studios just don't know when to stop with this episode ruining the name of what was once an enjoyable franchise."

"He's back!"

"In for the ride of his life!"

"Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley"

"Judge Reinhold - Billy Rosewood"

"Hector Elizondo - John Flint"

"Timothy Carhart - Ellis De Wald"

"Theresa Randle - Janice"

"A week ago, I was 4,000 miles away, in India, watching Marie die. They came for me, and they killed her instead. This ends now."

"It changes things, that knowledge, doesn't it? When what you love gets taken from you... You'd wanna know the truth."

"[from the alternate ending] What do you want from me? Everything I know is history. Everyone I knew is dead."

"[last lines] Get some rest, Pam. You look tired."

"I've given thirty years and two marriages to this agency. I've shoveled shit on four continents. I'm due to retire next year, but if you think I'm gonna sit here and let you dangle me with this, you can go to hell."

"You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book."

"Nothing in those files makes their sacrifice worthwhile."

"You're in a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it."

"[sensing Jason Bourne standing behind him] I don't suppose it'll do me much good to cry for help, huh?"

"I'm a patriot. I served my country."

"I'm getting on a plane to Berlin in 45 minutes, which means you're gonna call me back in 30. And when I ask you where we stand, I had better be impressed."

"C'mon, guys, we ran this guy's life with total control for all those years; we should be a step ahead of him! You wanna go home? Find Jason Bourne."

"This game? You just lost it."

"If there's something you're not telling me I want it now before I send that girl out there, do you understand?"

"They should have left him alone."

"They stole his identity. Now he wants it back."

"They took away his identity. Now he wants it back."

"Matt Damon - Jason Bourne"

"Franka Potente - Marie Kreutz"

"Brian Cox - Ward Abbott"

"Joan Allen - Pamela Landy"

"Julia Stiles - Nicki Parsons"

"Karl Urban - Kirill"

"Gabriel Mann - Danny Zorn"

"Ben, if it was you trying to convince me, you’d have less evidence and I'd already believe you."

"Did none of you read my book?"

"There's my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me."

"Look! It's a little golden man, like a tiny torso. Wow..."

"Tea time, chaps!"

"[after setting off the Buckingham Palace fire alarms] Uh-oh, God save the Queen!"

"[after discussing that they are going to kidnap the President] Wouldn't it be easier just to make an appointment? (this is used in the trailer, but not in the final film)"

"You went in Buckingham Palace and all you came out with was an old piece of wood?"

"[looking over the edge of the tilting platform] I see death and despair. Mostly death, maybe despair for the last few seconds and then an instant death."

"Even if you're married to the president, you can't get a few minutes alone."

"[Riley approaches his Ferrari to see an official envelope from the Office of the President with a key to the car. Written on it is "TAX FREE"] I love this car. [He hops in, inserts the key into the ignition and backs it into another car by accident. A crashing sound is heard; credits roll]"

"It's on the internet, there's no stopping it now."

"I want to play a game."

"[Referring to Lawrence Gordon] I was his patient and he was mine."

"Leave it to a doctor to find such a cold, clinical way of saying I'm dead man walking."

"Death is a surprise party. Unless, of course, you're already dead on the inside."

"The rules of our game have been very clear. You need to abide by those rules."

"[To Amanda in a flashback] Amanda. Do not be afraid. Your life has just begun."

"Suffering? You haven't seen anything yet."

"You're walking us toward a precipice, Amanda. Step back."

"Game over."

"(Last words) Live or die, Jeff. Make our choice."

"Hello, Troy. I want to play a game. This game will take place in a room not much bigger than the one you've spent most of your life in: a prison cell. Despite all of the advantages and privileges that you were given at birth, you have returned to prison again and again. More comfortable in chains than you are in freedom? Tonight, we will see how far you are willing to go to break those chains once and for all. Live or die, Troy. Make your choice."

"Hello, Kerry. I want to play a game. Up until now, you have spent your life among the dead, piecing together their final moments. You're good at this because you, like them, are also dead. Dead on the inside. You identify more with a cold corpse than you do a living human. I believe you want to join your true family - indeed your only family - in death. The device you are wearing is hooked into your ribcage. And by the time this tape has finished, you will have one minute to find a way out. At the end of that minute... you should know better than anyone what happens then. There is a single key that will unlock the harness, Kerry. It's right in front of you. All you have to do is reach in and take it. But do it quickly. The acid will dissolve the key in a matter of seconds. Make your choice."

"Hello, Jeff. Over the past few years, you have become a shell of your former self, consumed with hatred and vengeance. Vengeance against the drunk driver who killed your only son. Vengeance against the killer who, to your surprise and dismay, was set free after a hasty trial. Today, however, it will be you who will be put on trial. To escape from where you are, you will have to face a series of tests. You will have to suffer to move through each of them. But with each one, you will have a chance-- a chance to forgive. When you complete the tests, I promise you will finally come face-to-face with the man responsible for the loss of your child. That will be your ultimate test. Can you forgive him? You better hurry, though. In two hours, the doors will lock and this place will become your tomb. This is what you've been waiting for, Jeff. Let the game begin."

"Welcome to your first test, Jeff. In the past three years, you've cursed the names of all those you thought were responsible for the death of your son. You fantasized those accountable will pay. Well, in this room you will find a woman in front of you chained in place. This will prevent her from running... much like she did the day your son was hit. Her name is Danica Scott. She was the only witness present at the scene of your son's untimely demise. If not for her own self-absorption and cowardice, she could have brought your son's killer to justice. Now it is you who has a chance to bring her to justice. You alone can grant her the gift of life before she freezes to death. Behind the pipes on the back wall, you will find the key that will free her and bring you one step closer to the man responsible for the loss of your child. Will you claim the key to save only yourself, or can you find it within you to save another? Make your choice."

"Jeff, when the judge presiding over your case sentenced your son's murderer so lightly, your soul never recovered. Now you have the power to sentence his soul straight to hell. Or you can forgive. The key that will free him is hidden inside your son's possessions. Possessions you have clung to for far too long. Now, if you flip the switch on the incinerator beneath you, a fire will cleanse you of this obsession and destroy them all, leaving only the key remaining. It is also the key that will bring you closer to the man accountable for taking your child. He doesn't have much time, Jeff. Let the game begin."

"Hello, Jeff. If you're listening to this, that means that the confrontation you so long dreamed of is finally unfolding. In your head, he is a cipher, a symbol of your life changing. A symbol of death. I present him to you now as a simple human being. His name is Timothy Young. He is 27 years old, a medical student with a mother and a father just like you. A man whose life also changed the day your son died. That day, he made a terrible mistake. You believed he didn't pay for that mistake, and now is your chance to make him pay. The device Timothy is strapped to is my personal favorite. I call it The Rack. The human body is a miraculous creation. Ever wonder how far the arm can twist? This device is going to start twisting. There is a chance he might live, though, with your help. To your right is a box. At the back of a box is a key. It's tied to the trigger of a shotgun. The question you have to ask yourself is this: Are you willing to take a bullet for the man who killed your son? Does "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" apply here, Jeff? Make your choice."

"[Theatrical Ending tape] Hello, Jeff. I made this tape as an insurance policy, if you will. And, if you're listening to it, then it's time to collect. I was your final test of forgiveness. And if you're listening to it, then you failed. Now you must pay the price. The price of living for nothing but vengeance. Now I will give you something to live for. I told you that you couldn't kill me, Jeff, but I didn't tell you why. And the answer is simple: I am the person responsible for the loss of your child. I am the only one who knows where your daughter is. She only has a limited supply of air, Jeff, and if you want to get her back, you'll have to play a game."

"[Director's Cut tape] Hello, Jeff. I made this tape as an insurance policy, if you will. And, if you're listening to it, it's time to collect. I was your final test, Jeff. Your final test of forgiveness. And if you're listening to this, then you failed. Now you must pay the price. The price of holding on to all that anger. The price of driving your wife away from you. The price of living for nothing but vengeance. Now I will give you something to live for. I told you that you couldn't kill me, Jeff, but I didn't tell you why. And the answer is simple: I am the person responsible for the loss of your child. I am the only person who knows where your daughter is. She only has a limited supply of air, and if you want to get her back, you'll have to play a game."

"Are you gonna behave?"

"Why don't you fucking tell me something that I don't know, you stupid cunt?!"

"I know it's hard to concentrate when you're surrounded by so many things you could kill me with."

"I'd go for the neck but I'm not the brain surgeon. Just do it quietly so John doesn't hear me die."

"You can try and take it off yourself. That could be tricky. Slightest knock in the wrong place could trigger it. I should know. I built it."

"The judge is alive."

"He's not all the way."

"It's all bullshit. It's all a fucking lie. And I'm just a pawn in your stupid games."

"Eric Matthews learned nothing from your test. He was the same person he was when he arrested me. He framed me when he took me down."

"Fix me, you motherfucker!"

"She's nothing."

"You fucking killed my son. Don't you fucking beg. Do you know who I am? I'm your fucking teacher, you motherfucker."

"That's exactly it! You didn't do anything!"

"You don't remember me. Maybe you remember Timothy Young? He was the driver who killed my son. You gave him six months! Six months! People get more for fucking parking tickets!"

"Every day, I wanted to to kill him. For three years I wanted to kill you. You know what? Maybe I am [a murderer]."

"Got the key."

"I forgive him! I forgive him!"

"I forgive you."

"[Director's Cut Ending/After Jeff kills Jigsaw and moves to Lynn's corpse] Lynn! I'm gonna get us outta here, okay? But your beautiful hair... your beautiful hair. I'm gonna get us outta here. [Plays tape]"

"What do you want from me?"

"My 20 second analysis without any medical equipment is that his brain is herniating."

"I can't perform miracles."

"You fucking freak."

"It's like we're strangers now. Last time I saw him, we were so disconnected. But now, I'd give anything in the world to see my husband."

"I don't know what you think you know, but my marriage has survived more suffering than someone like you could ever grasp."

"Rigg: [Discovering Troy's remains in a classroom] Oh, my god. Someone call Kerry."

"Kerry: [Last words] You."

"Eric: You're not Jigsaw, bitch!"

"Every game has its loopholes..."

"Hello, America. Do you want to play a game?"

"If it's Halloween, it must be Saw..."

"Legends never die."

"Like Father, Like Daughter."

"Opening wide this Halloween."

"Pain: it's part of the puzzle. Blood: it's the price of freedom. Death: it's not that easy."

"Some Rules Are Meant To Be Broken..."

"To the victor goes the spoils."

"This Halloween He's Pulling Out All The Stops."

"This Halloween... I will judge you... your blood shall flow... throughout the land... for I have spoken. (Ezekiel 21-33-37)"

"Tobin Bell - Jigsaw / John"

"Shawnee Smith - Amanda Young"

"Angus Macfadyen - Jeff"

"Bahar Soomekh - Lynn"

"Donnie Wahlberg - Eric Matthews"

"Dina Meyer - Kerry"

"Leigh Whannell - Adam"

"Mpho Koaho - Tim"

"Barry Flatman - Judge Halden"

"Lyriq Bent - Rigg"

"J. Larose - Troy"

"Debra Lynne McCabe - Danica"

"Costas Mandylor - Mark Hoffman"

"Betsy Russell - Jill"

"Stefan Georgiou - Dylan"

"Niamh Wilson - Corbett"

"Alan van Sprang - Chris"

"Kim Roberts - Nurse Deborah"

"Cherish your life is the concept this entire clinic was built on. Cherish your life. Your life."

"You're my problem. And you're becoming everyone else's, too."

"They have to help themselves."

"Get the fuck out of here."

"I can't give you time. Time's an illusion."

"[To Cecil] You see, things aren't sequential. Good doesn't lead to good, nor bad to bad. People who steal, don't get caught, live the good life. Others lie, cheat and get elected. Some people stop to help a stranded motorist and get taken out by a speeding semi. There's no accounting for it. How you play the cards you're dealt—that's all that matters."

"It's the tool: the tool that's going to save your life."

"I want to play a game."

"Your life is a lie, Cecil. Now comes your moment of truth."

"Live or die, Cecil. Make your choice."

"What's happened to me?"

"[Tape found in Jigsaw's stomach, heard by Hoffman] Are you there, Detective? If so, you are probably the last man standing. Now, perhaps you will succeed where the others have failed. You think you will walk away untested? I promise that my work will continue. You think it's over just because I am dead. It's not over. The games have just begun."

"Hello, Officer Rigg. Welcome to your rebirth. For years, you have stood by and witnessed as your colleagues have fallen. You have remained untouched, while Eric Matthews has disappeared. But, with your survival came your obsession. Obsession to stop those around you from making the wrong choices, thus preventing you from making the right ones. You wanted to save everyone. Tonight, I will give you the opportunity to face your obsession. Look closely. Eric Matthews is still alive. The block of ice he stands upon is melting. He has but 90 minutes to save himself. Detective Hoffman's fate is linked to Eric's survival. Heed my warning Officer Rigg: Their lives hang in the balance of your obsession. Will you learn how to let go and truly save them? The choice is yours."

"Officer Rigg, your first test. The person in front of you is in desperate need of help. But it is not your job to save them. You view this person as a victim, but if you were to see what I see, beneath the mask is a criminal undeserving of the life she leads. Your obsession tells you to save the victim. I tell you to walk away. The choice is yours."

"Hello, Brenda. I want to play a game. An officer will try to save you. If he is successful, then your game begins. This man will use these photos to sentence you for your crimes and the only way to stop him is taped underneath the TV. Let him save you and accept your fate to rot in prison, or kill him and guarantee your freedom. Make your choice."

"Hello, Officer Rigg. In order for you to fully understand my way, you must feel what I feel. The photo before you is of a man in desperate need of help. In the next room are the tools to his salvation. His life is in your hands but in the end, only he can save himself. Be careful. There are cameras watching and you must hide your identity. Make your choice."

"If you are playing this tape, then you are one step closer to truly understanding how to save a life. As an officer of the law, you find yourself torn. Is the man before you a victim or a perpetrator of violence? His salvation is out of your hands. It is your choice if you wish to put it into his own. Once this lesson is learned, you will find yourself one step closer to truly saving Eric Matthews. Without you, this man's game cannot begin. Force him into position to face his demons and let him make the decision."

"Hello, Ivan. As a voyeur, you have kept photos of those you have victimized. Can you see the pain you have brought them? You have torn apart their lives. You've used your body as an instrument of abuse. Now I give you the chance to decide what is more important: Your eyes, which have led you blindly astray... or your body, which has caused those around you endless suffering. You have been handed the tools which can save your life. Decide quickly, though. In 60 seconds, the choice will be made for you."

"The human body is a fascinating organism. It can withstand the most brutal injury... and yet repair itself miraculously. But you know this all too well. How many broken bones have you suffered at the hands of your husband? How many flesh wounds have you endured? With time, the bruises have healed, but your pain has not. Today, I empower you to take control of your life. Can you disconnect from the one thing that has brought you and others so much pain? With time, your wounds will heal. His, however, will not. Remove the ties that bind or bleed to death from your inactivity. The choice is yours."

"Hello, Officer Rigg. What have you learned thus far? Experience is a harsh teacher. First comes the test, second comes the lesson. If you are to save as I save, then you will see the person in front of you is but a student. So I ask you, Officer Rigg: Has the pupil learned her lesson? Has she been taught the error of her ways? Does she now view the world differently? Officer Rigg, the key to this person's freedom lies in the palm of your hand, but only after she has done her own part. Can you play your role in her salvation? Once judgement has been made, though, the key to finding your next destination is just off the map."

"Hello, Agent Perez. And welcome to the world you have long studied. Your partner, Agent Strahm, will soon take the life of an innocent man. Heed my warning, Agent Perez: Your next move is critical. [Whispers] Open the door..."

"[Part of Cecil's rejected tape] Your life is a lie. Now comes your moment of truth. As a drug user and a hustler, you've played roulette with other people's lives. Today, you play with your own."

"Hello, Officer Rigg. If you are hearing this, then you have reached Detective Matthews and Detective Hoffman in under 90 minutes, resulting in their deaths. The rules were clear. You were warned. They had to save themselves. Their salvation was out of your hands. Time was on your side, but your obsession wouldn't let you wait. Instead of saving Detective Matthews, you cost him his life. You failed your final test."

"I thought she [Kerry] was still alive. I thought I could save her."

"It's in our nature to save them. It's what we do."

"Eric [Matthews] is still out there, man."

"[Whilst Brenda is trying to kill him] I just saved your fuckin' life!"

"This what you do with your spare time?"

"You can stop it from happening if you tell me the truth."

"You have to save yourself."

"I had more time. I still had fuckin' time!"

"Put your fucking hands where I can see them! PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"

"You know never to go through an unsecured door. Ever."

"Cherish Your Life."

"[To Rigg] We chose this. Go home."

"It's time to let go."

"[About Kerry's trap] It was constructed for her execution. Betrayed the rules."

"So why don't we just start at the end and work our way backwards?"

"[About Rigg] Everyone around him keeps dying."

"[Deleted Scene] Most of the evidence in this room was confiscated from Jigsaw's lair. [Picks up a box and sets it on a table] This evidence is specifically about his victims. Each victim was studied, abducted and tested. As of today, we have an additional 16 individuals classified as missing around the city. These people could've skipped town, fallen off a pier, passed off drunk in an alleyway, or these people could be tested like the rest. If you're looking for an additional accomplice, here's your first 16 possibilities."

"[asked if he has any children] Girl. It's a short story, believe me."

"[To Art whilst strapped to a chair] You fuckin' hear me, you fuckin' motherfucker?!"

"Game over."

""Open the door and you will find me" mean anything to you?"

"We're here to help find who your department couldn't, detective - the person who's been helping Jigsaw and Amanda Young."

"How do you feel about a husband who takes a motto from your drug clinic, designed to help people, and twists it into some kind of manic torture mantra?"

"Look, Ms. Tuck. I just left a room with more blood on the walls than paint. Two officers are dead and there's a growing pile of bodies in their wake. And every detail we unearth about your Hall of Fame psychopath husband points to you as a possible accomplice. I am just curious as to why."

"You know, there's a lot of people out there looking for answers, wanting to place the blame on someone. That person is you. But you know what the best part is? I don't have to convince everybody. Just 12 people."

"Okay, people break up. Relationships end. It's called "life.""

"Okay, let's review. Girl loves boy, boy loves girl, boy gets girl pregnant, girl loses baby, boy turns into a serial killer."

"We're the two Jigsaw targets."

"[Deleted scene] Hello, Mrs. Perez? Yeah, hi. This is Peter Strahm. I work with your daughter Lindsey. Yeah. I have some bad news."

"You see that, Jill? That's a federal fuckin' indictment. It's got your name on it. You want to put someone else's name on it? You start talking to me, okay?"

"You see this? This is my partner's blood."

"[Finding Jeff] Let me see your fucking hands!"

"John Kramer owned a company called The Urban Renewal Group. No irony in that."

"If Detective Hoffman and anyone else in this precinct is in danger, I think they should know about it."

"[Seeing Hoffman with a teddy bear] I didn't know you were married."

"It's a setup to announce Rigg is the accomplice."

"Rigg didn't kill Ivan. Ivan made his own choice. Isn't that the whole Jigsaw mantra?"

""Save as I Save." So what did he do, free her and let him die?"

"What is that?"

"It will come back to you."

"Hey, asshole. If you jump off that block, you electrocute him. [Points a revolver at Hoffman] If that block had melted more, he'd be fried. Do you understand?"

"Listen to me. I'm not the one you gotta worry about. You understand me? I'm not the one you gotta worry about. [Under his breath] Asshole."

"I recommend you stay alive until the fuckin' clock counts down."

"Here's the good news."

"Live or die. You make the choice."

"Jigsaw's testing you, you fuckin' piece of SHIT!"

"I don't want to play anymore."

"I wanna... I wanna stop playing. Why don't you fucking kill me?"

"Who?! Who's coming through the door?!"

"Release me!"

"Don't open the door!"

"Dr. Heffner: [First lines of the movie] Subject's name is John Kramer. 52 year-old male, Caucasian. He's seen better days."

"Fisk: Looks like another doctor went missing at the hospital."

"Tracy: [To Rigg] What you can't do is save everyone."

"Morgan: I did it! I won!"

"Jill Tuck: John's life defies chronology and linear description."

"It's a trap."

"This Halloween, fear will be embedded in a whole new way."

"You think it is over just because I am dead. It's not over. The games have just begun."

"Halloween blood drive"

"If it's Halloween, it must be Saw..."

"Tobin Bell - Jigsaw / John"

"Costas Mandylor - Detective Mark Hoffman"

"Scott Patterson - Agent Peter Strahm"

"Betsy Russell - Jill Tuck"

"Lyriq Bent - Lieutenant Daniel Rigg"

"Athena Karkanis - Agent Lindsey Perez"

"Justin Louis - Art Blank"

"Donnie Wahlberg - Detective Eric Matthews"

"Angus Macfadyen - Jeff Denlon"

"Marty Adams - Ivan Landsness"

"Sarain Boylan - Brenda"

"Billy Otis - Cecil Adams"

"James Van Patten - Dr. Heffner"

"Janet Land - Morgan"

"Ron Lea - Rex"

"[using his ghost powers on his father] I totally possessed my dad!"

"[first glimpse of Hell] This is not like I expected at all! We got totally lied to by our album covers."

"[Describing their experience in Hell] That was non, non non, NON-heinous!"

"[to the future student] And most importantly; do not do your homework without your headphones on. Repeat- [gets interrupted by the arrival of De Nomolos]"

"Once... they made history. Now... they are history."

"Bill & Ted party on!"

"It's a trip."

"Whoa dude! Pressed hams!"

"Keanu Reeves - Ted Logan/Evil Robot Ted"

"Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston, Esq./Granny Preston/Evil Robot Bill"

"William Sadler - Grim Reaper"

"Joss Ackland - Chuck De Nomolos"

"Pam Grier - Ms. Wardroe"

"George Carlin - Rufus"

""Big" Jim Martin - Sir. James Martin"

"[Dressed up as the Wicked Witch of the West, riding a broomstick] I'll get you, my pretty! And your little soul, too!"

"[Knocks out Johnny Depp on TV with a frying pan] Yeah, what are you on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me."

"[Talking to Spencer on TV] Hey, Spenc. Let's trip out."

"Evil has finally met its match."

"They Saved The Best For Last."

"Born: November 2, 1984, Dies: September 13, 1991"

"You Think You Know About Dreams... You Know Nothing!"

"Lisa Zane - Maggie Burroughs/Katherine Krueger"

"Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger"

"Shon Greenblatt - John Doe"

"Lezlie Deane - Tracy"

"Breckin Meyer - Spencer"

"Ricky Dean Logan - Carlos"

"Yaphet Kotto - Doc"

"Lisa Wilcox - Alice Johnson (uncredited/flashback)"

"Tobe Sexton - Teenage Freddy Krueger"

"Johnny Depp - Guy on TV who gets knocked out by Freddy with a frying pan."

"Tom Arnold - Childless Man"

"Roseanne Barr - Ethel"

"Alice Cooper - Freddy's father (uncredited)"

"Peter Pan, pixie dust... childish nonsense. [cries]"

"Peter Pan? Tinker Bell? Oh. I get it. I'm dreaming. You're not real."

"I told my little brother you weren't real."

"Well. Oh, I don't know. But I have to get back and set things right."

"This is ridiculous. I can't fly!"

"Or maybe you're full of hot air."

"Wait! You must swear not to harm Peter."

"I didn't do it, Peter! I never agreed to this!"

"Not so fast, you old codfish! Or you'll have to answer to me!"

"Don't you see, Hook? You'll never win. Not as long as there's faith, trust, and... pixie dust."

"Well, it's a long way home. Give me your best shot, Tink."

"I'll always believe in you, Peter Pan."

"I didn't know a codfish could talk. Did you, Tinker Bell? [Tinker Bell laughs]"

"[to Jane] You're SURE not Wendy."

"Come and get me, you old codfish!"

"[to The Lost Boys] If we don't get Jane to believe in fairies, Tink's light's gonna go out."

"Let the Lost Boys go!"

"[disappointed upon seeing Wendy has grown up] You changed."

"Be brave, lads. Don't let 'em see you cry. [the Lost Boys turn around and cry]"

"[seeing Jane fly] Unbelievable!"

"[confronting Captain Hook] Game's over, Hook! I win! Ha!"

"Hey, Captain! You forgot your anchor!"

"Come on, Tink. Let's go home."

"[as the Jolly Roger flies off to the sky] You've not seen the end of me, Peter Pan! I'll get you for this! If it's the last thing I do!"

"[meeting Jane for the first time, thinking she's her mother] Hello, Wendy."

"Curses! Bring her down! Hurry, Smee!"

"This is simply perfect! Yes, Mr. Smee, with Wendy as bait, we shall lure Peter Pan to his doom!"

"Mr. Smee, be a good fellow and fix the plank... SO I CAN MAKE YOU WALK IT!"

"Pan, you double-crossing pipsqueak! Come back here and fight like a man!"

"Blast that scurvy boy! This is all his fault. Mr. Smee, pipe up the crew! We're going ashore to find Peter Pan!"

"Step softly, you worthless dogs! Set your sights for Peter Pan!"

"There'll be no rest until we have that boy in irons."

"Leave the light on, Mommy. Your baby boy's coming home."

"It's time to meet your maker, Peter Pan."

"Sorry. No can do. And thank you, my dear. I couldn't have done it without you."

"And Captain Hook is a man of his word. I promised I wouldn't harm a single hair on his head. And... [pulls off a strand of Peter's hair] ...this is the one I won't harm! Here, you keep it."

"Look at him, Smee. He's nothing but a child. And I loathe children. Cut him down."

"Oh. They'll go. Right after you. One by one, off the end of the plank!"

"[mockingly] Good heavens! Run! Run for your lives! It's... a little girl."

"Get it off me! Get it off me!"

"[to the octopus] Oh, you big brute, you! Off with you. Go on, now. Shoo, shoo. And take your arms with you. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. [the octopus squirts water at him; Smee gives him a dirty look] Hmm! At least the crocodile had manners!"

"Oh, and look, captain! A fairy too!"

"I thought you said you got her."

"Kind of bad? Kind of? Oh, it's hopeless! Poor little Tinker Bell! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"[seeing octopus approaching, chasing Captain Hook] Abandon ship!"

"The One and Only Peter Pan is Back."

"Where An All New Adventure is A About to Begin"

"Harriet Owen – Jane and Young Wendy Darling"

"Blayne Weaver – Peter Pan"

"Corey Burton – Captain Hook"

"Jeff Bennett – Mr. Smee and the Pirates"

"Kath Soucie – Wendy Darling"

"Andrew McDonough – Danny"

"Roger Rees – Edward"

"Spencer Breslin – Cubby"

"Bradley Pierce – Nibs"

"Julie Lemieux – Slightly"

"Aaron Spann – The Twins"

"Clancy Brown – Additional Voices"