"[to an eagle as it is about to harm Theodore] Look, um...I get why you want Theodore. I do. But I'm sorry, I cannot let that happen. He's my brother. Not that he'd know that, because I've been such a big jerk lately. [Theodore smiles at Alvin, forgiving him] If anyone deserves to be eaten, it's me. [The eagle closes in on Alvin] Whoa! Not literally!"