"[He is strapped down in a chair] I'm trapped! [Johnny pours honey all over his head] And you're putting honey on me! [Johnny then pours chunks of salmon on the chair near his crotch] And salmon? [The door opens and a bear roars as it comes in] Oh, my God! WHAT THE FUCK... IS GOING ON...?!"
January 1, 1970
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