"[after catching a rubber ball filled with youth formula] What the hell is that?! (Sherman: Who's dumb now?) Oh, Sherman. Oh, you sneaky son of a bitch! Oh, Sherman...! [turning into a baby] Oh, SHIT! Uh, uh, everyone calm down! Just calm down, this is a part of the demonstration! Just calm-- Relax! everything is under control. [woman stares at his penis] What the hell are you looking at?! This is an impressive package for a toddler!"
January 1, 1970
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