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April 10, 2026
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"[running gag whenever he's ejected from the train in any manner] Son of a bitch!"
"Fred Willard - Jerry Jarvis"
"Richard Kiel - Reace"
"Scatman Crothers - Ralston"
"Lucille Benson - Rita Babtree"
"Valerie Curtin - Plain Jane"
"Len Birman - Chief Donaldson"
"Stefan Gierasch - Prof. Schreiner & Johnson"
"Ray Walston - Mr. Edgar Whiney"
"Clifton James - Sheriff Oliver Chauncey"
"Ned Beatty - Bob Sweet"
"Patrick McGoohan - Roger Devereau"
"You stupid, ignorant, son of a bitch, dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I met some dumb bastards in time, but you outdo them all! Get over there!"
"Richard Pryor - Grover Muldoon"
"Jill Clayburgh - Hilly Burns"
"Gene Wilder - George Caldwell"
"It's the Most Hilarious Suspense Ride of Your Life!"
"Nothing can stop the Silver Streak"
"By plane, by train, by the edge of your seat, it's the most hilarious suspense ride of your life!"
"Holy bikini, that was close!"
"Madge Blake - Aunt Harriet Cooper"
"Stafford Repp - Chief O'Hara"
"Neil Hamilton - Commissioner James Gordon"
"Alan Napier - Alfred Pennyworth"
"Frank Gorshin - The Riddler"
"Burgess Meredith - The Penguin"
"Cesar Romero - The Joker"
"Lee Meriwether - Miss Kitka/The Catwoman"
"Burt Ward - Dick Grayson/Robin"
"Adam West - Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"MEN DIE! WOMEN SIGH! Beneath that Batcape - he's all man!"
"FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE MOTION PICTURE SCREEN IN COLOR! Adam West As Batman And Burt Ward As Robin Together With All Their Fantastic Derring-Do And Their Dastardly Villains, Too!"
"Penguin: There are two eggs this wily bird is gonna scramble. Batman and Robin!"
"The Joker: Have you heard this one? It'll KILL you, Batman! [laughs]"
"The Riddler: Question: Who's going to make the feathers fly and knock Batman and Robin out of the sky?"
"Narrator: This yacht is bringing a revolutionary scientific invention to Gotham City. On a peaceful afternoon motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward Dick Grayson have been summoned back to Wayne Manor by an urgent but anonymous call for help; the invention AND its custodian are reported in grave danger aboard the yacht! Never ones to shirk responsibility, Bruce and Dick, with characteristic speed and resolve, descend promptly into The Batcave, and then, as they have done many times before, as BATMAN AND ROBIN, courageous warriors against crime, they are off once again to the rescue!"
"Penguin, you KNOW cats hate water!"
"I'll slip into something more comfortable while your cocoa is warming."
"Nothing can stop us now."
"Miss Kitka dies if you take one more step!"
"I say its crazy. But I say let's try it. We have to do something to get Batman out of the way!"
"Me-ow-oww."
"Scratch out their eyes!"
"[meows] You're going to see the purr-fect crime, when I get Batman in my claws! [hisses]"
"Holy jumble! Where's the hope of the world now?"
"Holy heartbreak! Miss Kitka!"
"Holy Captain Nemo!"
"Holy heart failure!"
"Holy Halloween!"
"Holy Polaris!"