Comedy Films

"Holy nightmare!"

"Catwoman?!"

"Holy Sardine!"

"I will bash him brutally."

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb..."

"Bon Voyage, Pussy."

"They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're also human beings."

"So it seems, loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums."

"If Robin and I were to remove our masks, the secret of our true identities will be revealed."

"shouts: Wake up!"

"Learn to articulate, you juvenile delinquent!"

"Bullshit, you're a goddamn virgin. You ain't seen no parts of the pussy."

"You talk more shit than a little bit."

"In life, there are times to be quiet,and there are times to shut to the fuck up. This is one of those times."

"Well, you're a wanna-be, wanna be better than me!"

"You're just a jig-a-boo, tryin' to find somethin' to do!"

"Leonid Kinskey - Sylvanian Agitator"

"Edmund Breese - Zander"

"Louis Calhern - Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania"

"Raquel Torres - Vera Marcal"

"Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Gloria Teasdale"

"Zeppo Marx - Lt. Bob Roland"

"Chico Marx - Chicolini"

"Harpo Marx - Pinky (pink wig appeared blonde in black-and-white film)"

"Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly"

"Bring Your Straight Jackets. You'll Roll In the Aisles."

"The fanciest dish of screams—howls—beauty and music ever concocted."

"Laughing Soup...concocted, brewed and dished up by the Mad Marxes...Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo."

"A wild crazy nightmare of fun!"

"Gags the whole town will be telling! Songs that will burst your bathroom walls! BOY HOW THEY HAND IT OUT!"

"War Is Swell ...when the Marx Brothers are in it. They'll be out of the trenches by Christmas...if the food doesn't improve."

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

"[on a telephone] Get me headquarters. Not hindquarters, headquarters!"

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school."

"[locked in a closet] Hey let me out! Let me out of here, or throw me a magazine!"

"Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."

"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home."

"Edgar Kennedy - Lemonade Vendor"

"Charles Middleton - Prosecutor"

"Wait, Katie! When we first started hanging out together this morning, we were just friends, but things change, and I've fallen in love with you. And, I ju-I just know that if you gave me a chance, I could make you feel so good. So, I'm coming to you, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man, a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her, and yes-have sex with her, but no seriously Katie, I-I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I-I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual, all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you."

"[to Katie] I want you inside me!"

"McKinley, four lower campers are stuck in the ropes course. I meant to tell you about that yesterday, but could you get to it now?"

"I love sluts! Sluts rock! It's just, you know, it's just gotta be the right slut, you know?"

"Jared Reiter - Roger the Master Broom Balancer"

"H. Jon Benjamin - Can of Mixed Vegetables"

"Judah Friedlander - Ron"

"Marisa Ryan - Abby"

"Bradley Cooper - Ben"

"Kevin Sussman - Steve"