Radio Shows

"Barry Cryer: "Humping Jack Flash""

"Graeme Garden: "(sings The Birdie Song, ending to sound like an electrocardiogram flat-line.)""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Brown Girl In The Ring, show me a motion...""

"David Mitchell: "Crazy Little Thing Called Morphine""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Like A Virgin, Anyone?""

"Barry Cryer: "Hey you, Get Off My Commode""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Doctor, No!""

"Barry Cryer: "Great Bowels Of Fire""

"David Mitchell: "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?""

"Graeme Garden: "The Teddy's Bare Picnic""

"Graeme Garden: "The Wonderful Thing About Tikkas...""

"David Mitchell: "Careless Sister""

"Graeme Garden: "See What The Boils On The Backside Will Have""

"Graeme Garden: "I Got Flu Babe""

"Alexander Armstrong: "Field of Dreams... Or in the Parish Hall if Wet""

"David Mitchell: "Another One Bites The Dust""

"Barry Cryer: "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Remember You're A Winkle""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Baby you can Drive My Carp... Sorry, I lost the will to live for a minute!""

"Barry Cryer: "We're all going on a Summer Halibut""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "They Left My Heart In San Francisco!""

"Barry Cryer: "Roll Over Bait""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Bream The Impossible Bream""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Happy Dace Are Here Again""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Hey Hey We're The Monkfish""

"Graeme Garden: "Hold it, Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Fracture!""

"Jeremy Hardy: "And from the Sex Pilchards' album Never Mind The Pollock, Anchovy In The UK and Cod Save The Queenscalp""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Whale Kipper Whelk Home In The Eel Side""

"Jo Brand: "Prawn Free""

"Jo Brand: "Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Pilchard!""

"Barry Cryer: "Long Trawl Sally""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist & Trout""

"Jo Brand: "This Is Dead And Gutted To The One I Love""

"Graeme Garden: "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Wealth""

"Barry Cryer: "You say UKIP, I say bollocks.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Skate, Ruffe and Rollmop""

"Barry Cryer: "Super-Telly-Fake-Statistic-Expenses-Sod-The-Voters""

"Graeme Garden: "I want to BNP, but I can't BNP until you BNP too.""

"Rob Brydon: "On The Street Where You Claim To Live""

"Barry Cryer: "You put your Nick Clegg in, your Nick Clegg out...""

"Barry Cryer: "Get Me To The Perch On Time""

"Barry Cryer: "I Wanna Hold Your Gland""

"Tony Hawks: "Honey I Shrank the Congregation""

"Graeme Garden: "My Funny Heseltine""

"Graeme Garden: "Treasury! When you lose control and you've got no soul, it's Treasury!""

"Tony Hawks: "It's Raining A Few Good Men""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Ain't She Sweet and Sour? ...I've gone all Chinese!" (Barry: "Moved down the road suddenly!")"

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A, You're Adorable...Eh??""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Baby, Will You Light The Fire""

"Jeremy Hardy: "You've Lost That Loving Feeling by The Arthrighteous Brothers""