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"Graeme Garden: "Abergavenny Questions.""
"Barry Cryer: "Brecon's Got Talent.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In the middle of singing a psalm...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Your brother would've enjoyed this.""
"Rob Brydon: "Dai, Claudius.""
"Barry Cryer: "Strictly Cwm Dancing.""
"Graeme Garden: "C.S.I. Myfanwy.""
"Rachel Parris: "It's not what I would choose, but it was what he wanted.""
"Rob Brydon: "Mirhondda.""
"Graeme Garden: "Mock the Leek.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dancing on Eisteddfod.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Racing from Chepstow.""
"Rob Brydon: "News at Tenby.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In the middle of singing an anthem...""
"Barry Cryer: "Toff Gear.""
"Rev. Richard Coles: "Would you like a slow peal, vicar?""
"Tony Hawks: "Au-pair Winfrey.""
"Barry Cryer: "The Glyndebourne Supremacy.""
"Tony Hawks: "Only Fools on Horses.""
"Andy Hamilton: "If you put some money down, it's your turn next on the table.""
"Tony Hawks: "Never Mind the Peacocks.""
"Barry Cryer: "Birds of a Feather... Bang!""
"Graeme Garden: "Merthyr, She Wrote.""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "We'd better hurry up, the darts team are getting restless!""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Meet the Osbornes.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "My Name is Earl.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Second Homes Under the Hammer.""
"Pippa Evans: "I like big butties an' I cannot lie...""
"Tony Hawks: "Fox News.""
"Barry Cryer: "Who Else Wants To Be a Millionaire?""
"Barry Cryer: "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clwyd.""
"Fred MacAulay: "I sneaked in the exit during the interval.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "If you're studying Natural Science...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In the middle of singing a carol...""
"Milton Jones: "I hear the Duke of York's is going to be out of action for a long time...""
"Fred MacAulay: "Magnificent curtains!""
"Graeme Garden: "A Question of Splott.""
"Pippa Evans: "I can see clearly now the rain has... oh it's started again...""
"Gary Delaney: "Timperley for the Devil""
"Vicki Pepperdine: "I can't hear you at the back!""
"Barry Cryer: "Head Gardeners' Question Time.""
"Barry Cryer: "Barry Island Discs.""
"Tony Hawks: "Ready, Steady, Where's Cook?""
"Harry Enfield: "And she's buying a Stairway to Headingley...""
"Barry Cryer: "The Only Way is Sussex.""
"Rory Bremner: "Corrie Seems to Be the Hardest Word""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "We're Sorry But One Absolutely Hasn't a Clue.""
"Fred MacAulay: "Last time I tried this I lost my footing and fell into the pit.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Last of the Châteauneuf-du-Pape.""
"Tony Hawks: "Upstairs.""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!