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"Graeme Garden: "Bring Me Someone Who Knows Alfredo Garcia.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "Did you hear about old Van der Valk?...""
"Barry Cryer: "Top of the Popes.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While sailing with Captain James Cook...""
"Andy Hamilton: "C.S.I. Troy.""
"Barry Cryer: "Who Dost Thou Think Thou Art?""
"Tony Hawks: "Are You Being Severed?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Genghis Khan Cook, Won't Cook.""
"Tony Hawks: "Victorian Derbyshire.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Georgian Mildred.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While out with a couple of Blues...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "A porter from Gonville & Caius...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "We went to a show with Ken Dodd...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While out on the Cam in a punt...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "Out drinking with Bruce Grobelaar...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "If you're studying Natural Science...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "You won't guess what I keep in my wellies...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "Whenever I wear winklepickers...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once found my pet puss in Boots...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "The medicinal power of brandy...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once had a blind date with Cilla...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once had a fully trained moth...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "When it snows you will find Sister Sledge...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In a restaurant with veteran Pete Murray...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "At an orgy with Sir Jimmy Savile...""
"Barry Cryer: "The Only Way is Wessex.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I've met this unusual monk...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In the pub with this old Wife of Bath...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Gulliver's Packing.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once had a trial with Bill Shankly...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While reading the Exchange and Mart...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "As I reached for my copy of Chaucer...""
"Jack Dee: "Despite the warnings, naughty Sue would feed the monkeys in the zoo...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "As they banged in the bed of hard nails...""
"Graeme Garden: "Treasury! When you lose control and you've got no soul, it's Treasury!""
"Barry Cryer: "Super-Telly-Fake-Statistic-Expenses-Sod-The-Voters""
"Rob Brydon: "On The Street Where You Claim To Live""
"Barry Cryer: "You put your Nick Clegg in, your Nick Clegg out...""
"Graeme Garden: "I want to BNP, but I can't BNP until you BNP too.""
"Graeme Garden: "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Wealth""
"Graeme Garden: "My Funny Heseltine""
"Rob Brydon: "Mandy""
"Barry Cryer: "There's A Hole In My Blunkett""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Staying Alive""
"Barry Cryer: "You say UKIP, I say bollocks.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A, You're Adorable...Eh??""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Baby, Will You Light The Fire""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Throughly Modern Milliband""
"Jeremy Hardy: "You've Lost That Loving Feeling by The Arthrighteous Brothers""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist & Gout""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!