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"Graeme Garden: "The Teddy's Bare Picnic""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Papa's Got A Brand New Shag""
"Fred MacAulay: "Hit Me Baby One More Time And I'll Break Your F***ing Jaw.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Like A Virgin, Anyone?""
"Rob Brydon: "It's not a specific song, it's just anything by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Pilau Rice.""
"Barry Cryer: "Karma Communion.""
"Jan Ravens: "How To Become President for Dummies""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "David Coppafeel""
"Graeme Garden: "The Oral Dance""
"Barry Cryer: "From Russia With Love""
"Barry Cryer: "Fry Me A Liver.""
"Graeme Garden: "I Got Flu Babe""
"Barry Cryer: "Hey you, Get Off My Commode""
"Barry Cryer: "Great Bowels Of Fire""
"David Mitchell: "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Doctor, No!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Brown Girl In The Ring, show me a motion...""
"Graeme Garden: "See What The Boils On The Backside Will Have""
"Graeme Garden: "Hold it, Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Fracture!""
"Barry Cryer: "I Wanna Hold Your Gland""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "They Left My Heart In San Francisco!""
"David Mitchell: "Crazy Little Thing Called Morphine""
"David Mitchell: "Another One Bites The Dust""
"Barry Cryer: "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag""
"David Mitchell: "Careless Sister""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Remember You're A Winkle""
"Jo Brand: "Prawn Free""
"Barry Cryer: "Roll Over Bait""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Happy Dace Are Here Again""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Hey Hey We're The Monkfish""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Bream The Impossible Bream""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Baby you can Drive My Carp... Sorry, I lost the will to live for a minute!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Whale Kipper Whelk Home In The Eel Side""
"Barry Cryer: "Get Me To The Perch On Time""
"Jo Brand: "Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Pilchard!""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Skate, Ruffe and Rollmop""
"Barry Cryer: "We're all going on a Summer Halibut""
"Graeme Garden: "(sings The Birdie Song, ending to sound like an electrocardiogram flat-line.)""
"Barry Cryer: "Long Trawl Sally""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist & Trout""
"Jeremy Hardy: "And from the Sex Pilchards' album Never Mind The Pollock, Anchovy In The UK and Cod Save The Queenscalp""
"Graeme Garden: "The Son-in-Law Also Rises""
"Graeme Garden: "Treasury! When you lose control and you've got no soul, it's Treasury!""
"Barry Cryer: "Super-Telly-Fake-Statistic-Expenses-Sod-The-Voters""
"Rob Brydon: "On The Street Where You Claim To Live""
"Barry Cryer: "You put your Nick Clegg in, your Nick Clegg out...""
"Graeme Garden: "I want to BNP, but I can't BNP until you BNP too.""
"Graeme Garden: "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Wealth""
"Graeme Garden: "My Funny Heseltine""
"Rob Brydon: "Mandy""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!