Dragnet

"Chill a good-sized bowl"

"Put one quart of ketchup into the bowl and mix"

"Add one can of red peppers"

"Add one can of hot mustard"

"Add one quart of vinegar"

"Add one pound of peeled and chopped red peppers"

"Add one small jar of oregano"

"Add four of five good-sized cloves of garlic"

"Mix together with an electric mixer"

"Add five chopped Bermuda onions as you mix"

"Add one quart vanilla ice cream"

"Spread cream cheese on one slice of pumpernickel"

"Spread peanut butter on another slice of pumpernickel"

"Crush a clove of garlic and let the juices drip onto the cream cheese"

"Place the pumpernickel slice with peanut butter on top of the slice with cream cheese and serve"