Radio from Hell

"Goodnight everybody! - Daily Sign-off"

"Goodnight mom. - Past Sign-off"

"Live long and prosper bitches! - Sign-off for 2008"

"I didn't ruin the show! - Daily Sign-off"

"Ba-bye! - Past Sign-off"

"Shut up! I'm sexy! - Past statement often replayed"

"Don't you know who I am? - Daily Sign-off"

"I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light. - Former Sign-off"

"What're you looking at!? - Sign-off for 2008"

"Bruce Campbell: It's a redemptive Elvis mummy movie."

"Bill Frost: It's beyond Bravo gay."

"Girl Intern: It takes the right ingredients to make a good boner."

"Bill Frost: Whatever hole needs plugged; that's me."

"Grant Neilsen (of KSL): So....anyway....yeah. But anyway."

"Shannon the Bartender (Geek Show Guest): "'snarf' You shall not pass. 'snarf'""

"Nola Allred (Bill's mother): "What's the matter? You got a turd caught crosswise?""

"Mrs. Bill (Bill's wife): You're the one who's going to have to explain to our son what 'banging a stripper' means."