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"Tony Hawks: "Who Wants To Be a Legionnaire?""
"Lucy Porter: "Ooh aah, just a little bit, ooh ahh, a little bit more, ooh ahh, just a little bit...""
"Graeme Garden: "Who Do You Think Thou Art?""
"Barry Cryer: "There's Something About Mary.""
"Barry Cryer: "Dad's Armada.""
"Lucy Porter: "You know I can't smile without you, I can't smile without you, I can't laugh and I can't sing, I'm finding it hard to do anything...""
"Rory Bremner: "I've been to paradise but I've Never Been to Leigh""
"Pippa Evans: "I like big butties an' I cannot lie...""
"Rory Bremner: "Corrie Seems to Be the Hardest Word""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "Red red wine, goes to my head, makes me forget that I...""
"Graeme Garden: "Caspar the Friendly King.""
"Tony Hawks: "Hit Me with Your Lytham Stick""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Orange is the New Black Death.""
"Rory Bremner: "Under Cheshire""
"Barry Cryer: "Midsomer Myrrh.""
"Gary Delaney: "Timperley for the Devil""
"Andy Hamilton: "C.S.I. Troy.""
"Barry Cryer: "Sorry, I started without you.""
"Miles Jupp: "Gatting to Know You""
"Graeme Garden: "I'm a Divinity, Get Me Out of Here!""
"Pippa Evans: "I can see clearly now the rain has... oh it's started again...""
"Barry Cryer: "Please, put your phone away until we've finished!""
"Graeme Garden: "Dial M for Myrrh.""
"Barry Cryer: "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Manger Mouse.""
"Graeme Garden: "If you don't like the cucumber, you can take it out.""
"Graeme Garden: "Maternity Makeover with Trinny and Hosanna.""
"Graeme Garden: "A Question of Splott.""
"Barry Cryer: "Barry Island Discs.""
"Lucy Porter: "Benaud, is it me you're looking for?""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "Out drinking with Bruce Grobelaar...""
"Barry Cryer: "Who Dost Thou Think Thou Art?""
"Graeme Garden: "Doctor Huw Vs. The Harlechs.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I've spent the afternoon stuffing olives.""
"Harry Enfield: "I can see Brierley now the rain has gone...""
"Stephen Fry: "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Room.""
"Graeme Garden: "Abergavenny Questions.""
"Richard Osman: "If it doesn't come within 20 minutes, you get a free garlic bread.""
"Barry Cryer: "Brecon's Got Talent.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Racing from Chepstow.""
"Graeme Garden: "C.S.I. Myfanwy.""
"Rob Brydon: "Oh bugger, the skin's come off!""
"Rob Brydon: "Mirhondda.""
"Barry Cryer: "Strictly Cwm Dancing.""
"Rob Brydon: "Dai, Claudius.""
"Lee Mack: "Oh well, I suppose it only cost me sixty quid...""
"Tony Hawks: "If there's no screwing involved, I can't see how it's going to stay up.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dancing on Eisteddfod.""
"Caroline Quentin: "This looked bigger online.""
"Fred MacAulay: "Last time I tried this I lost my footing and fell into the pit.""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!