"I only see one Le Baron, Freddy. I only see, I don't see two Le Barons. Where's your Le Baron, Freddy? Where's your Le Baron? How many Le Barons? Are there two Le Barons? Oh, look, I'm the #1 son!"

"40 million fucking Deutsche mark."

"I say Geneva, and you hear Helsinki?!"

"I want to try the horsey, I want to try the horsey!"

"This is a fancy restaurant, this is a fancy restaurant!"

"I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I got my fingers crossed! Crossed, crossed, crossed, crossed!"

"Eh. Hmm... Investments. Eh. I do investments, consulting in the business. Eh. Business. Eh. Analyzing, stocks. Eh. NASDAQ. Eh. Dow Jones, Wall Street Journal. Eh. New York City, CNN."

"Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks or something? For supplies, for, like, pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper or one of those little compasses that you put the pencil in and you can make a circle, a perfect circle."

"I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I'm the backwards man, the backwards man! I can walk backwards fast as you can, I can walk backwards fast as you can!"

"Holy shit, this is crazy! I'm a 28-year-old man, I think I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want!"

"[narrating his cartoon, "Zebras in America"]"

"Look at me, Daddy, I'm a farmer!"

"[singing] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Sausages, sausages!"

"I'll wake up your baby! (swings baby by its umbilical cord) I'll wake up your baby! Wakey-wakey, wakey-wakey, wakey-wakey, wakey-wakey! Baby's crying, baby's crying!"

"Get inside the animals!"

"I see the problem here! There seems to be a little baby inside your body."

"Ding-dong! Ding-dong!"

"I have sensitive knees."

"You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!"

"You're fired, Bob! Clean out your locker at the club, Bob! You're fucking fired!"

"Franklin Pangborn - The Producer, Mr. Pangborn"

"Charles Lang - Peter Carson, the Young Engineer"

"Mona Barrie - The Producer's Wife, Mrs. Pangborn"

"Susan Miller - Ouliotta Delight Hemoglobin"

"Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemoglobin"

"Leon Errol - His Rival, Leon Errol"

"Gloria Jean - His Niece, Gloria Jean"

"W.C. Fields - The Great Man, W.C. Fields/Uncle Bill"

"Gloria Jean: My Uncle Bill...But I still love him."

"Ouliotta Delight Hemoglobin: [after kissing Peter Carson] You must be a professional."

"Peter Carson: If that girl is as beautiful as you say, I'll scale the wall tomorrow."

"Marvelous. Wonderful. Amazing. The girl has been living on a mountaintop since she was three months old and for no reason at all, suddenly blossoms out with Jump and Jive. Do you actually think I'm a dope? Now don't you answer that."

"This script is an insult to a man's intelligence - even mine...It's impossible, inconceivable, incomprehensible, and besides that, it's no good. And as for the continuity, it's terrible."

"Lucky we didn't have an accident...We'd never have made it."

"There's no sense arguing with a woman."

"I feel as though somebody stepped on my tongue with muddy feet."

"[to Gloria Jean] Don't you want to live in this beautiful nest, have a personal maid, wear a diaphanous gown, and eat regularly?"

"[after falling from a plane, and landing on a mattress] Why didn't I think of that parachute? What a bump!"

"[offering a cure for insomnia] Get plenty of sleep. That's what the doctor told me."

"[about a large Turkish passenger] Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?"

"I don't know why I ever come in here - The flies get the best of everything."

"[after a waitress pours water in his lap] No extra charge for the cold shower I hope."

"[to a pretty girl] Hi ya tootie-pie. Everything under control? [the girl's boyfriend punches him] All five of 'em hit me at once."

"Barton Heyman - Sheriff Quentin Durango"

"John Cusack - Casper (as John Cusack)"

"Arlo Guthrie - Harvey"

"Timothy Leary - Salvadore"