"Something happened to the world and nobody understood it. It was confusing and people started jumping to conclusions. There are no more absolutes. Time, space, good, evil - the things we know the things we believe in the things we see we thought we understood these things. But maybe we don't, maybe they're all relative."

"Salma Hayek — Monica"

"Russell Crowe — Steve"

"There used to be reasons for people to be together, like stability, security and maybe even a kid. But you see, I don't need you for the those reasons nowadays. I mean, I can get them on my own now if I wanted to. So ... if there are no real reasons for two people to be together, then you are into unreal reasons, fantastic reasons, like happiness, good company and comfort and understanding and emotional support ... God, you wouldn't ask that much from a saint. So you look at this person and you say ... what the good is this person for anyway?"

"Maybe dull is the answer. Maybe dull will last."

"Who says we want what we think we want? We want what we think we are supposed to want? Like what the books tell us to want. And the movies. That's what I wanted. Happy. Happy, happy, happy. Shit like that, ok? We didn't get that. That's the end of that. Ok? It's not ... the end of us. It's the end of a dream, that's all. You wake up in the morning, the dream's over, so what? We're still here ..."

""The great work begins" was first written by psychoanalyst Carl G. Jung in 1918, and can be found in The Red Book\Liber Novus page 211. This line appears, contained within the introduction, under the header The Way To the Self, in which Jung includes a dialogue between the unconscious self and the Soul:"

"[Loc Dog shoots a hole in the door as Ashtray approaches] Trey, is that you? Hey nigga, you better start announcing yourself before you get smoked up in here, nigga. Damn. You know that chronic make me paranoid, baby. Come here you old fool dog mark ass trick, give me some love."

"Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams"

"Carol Kane - Grandmama"

"Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams"

"Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky"

"Christopher Lloyd - Uncle Fester Addams"

"Raul Julia - Gomez Addams"

"Anjelica Houston - Morticia Addams"

"[repeated line] Uh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-uh!"

"[to Morticia] Cara mia."

"[to Fester] I despised you!"

"Children, why do you hate the baby?"

"[about Pubert] He has my father's eyes."

"[rushing from the hospital room, bursting] It's an Addams!"

"Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?"

"[to Thing] Good show, old man."

"Doo-Rag - Isaiah Barnes"

"Korean Woman - Tamayo Ostuki"

"Grandma - Helen Martin"

"Mailman - Keenen Ivory Wayans"

"Officer Self Hatred - Bernie Mac"

"Snowflake - Kelly Vaughn"

"Preach - Chris Spencer"

"Dashiki - Tracey Cherelle Jones"

"Crazy Legs - Suli McCullough"

"Toothpick - Darrel Heath"

"Loc Dog - Marlon Wayans"

"Ashtray - Shawn Wayans"

"Doo Rag: What's up with them hoes tonight?"

"Korean Woman: [Ashtray is looking at something while the racist Korean woman nervously dusts wine bottles] Hurry up and buy."

"Preacher: "And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road The Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion! Did I say Mount Cavalry! Huh! Ya'll Don't Hear Me!""