"I have sensitive knees."

"You hear that dad? You're gonna pay! He's a molester! A Child molester!"

"You're fired, Bob! Clean out your locker at the club, Bob! You're fucking fired!"

"I see the problem here! There seems to be a little baby inside your body."

"Get inside the animals!"

"I'll wake up your baby! (swings baby by its umbilical cord) I'll wake up your baby! Wakey-wakey, wakey-wakey, wakey-w…"

"Holy shit, this is crazy! I'm a 28-year-old man, I think I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want!"

"I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I'm the backwards man, the backwards man! I can walk backwards fast as you …"

"Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks or something? For supplies, for, like, pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper or one of …"

"Ding-dong! Ding-dong!"