Cult Films

"Elliot Page - Hayley Stark"

"Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver"

"Sandra Oh - Judy Tokuda"

"4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane."

"[Finding Jeff's stash of child pornography] Oh, Jeff. This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. This is officially sick."

"I shouldn't have teased you like that. I shouldn't have let you think there was a way out of this."

"You're right. You're right, Hayley. Thank you. Thank you. This is me. This who I am. Thank you. Thank you for helping me see it."

"Which do you wanna fuck first, me or the knife?"

"Cookie Mueller - Cookie"

"Paul Swift - The Egg Man"

"Mary Vivian Pearce - Cotton"

"Mink Stole - Connie Marble"

"David Lochary - Raymond Marble"

"Danny Mills - Crackers"

"An exercise in poor taste."

"The filthiest people alive! Their loves, their hates and their unquenchable thirst for notoriety!"

"Edith Massey - Edie"

"Divine - Divine / Babs Johnson"

"Cookie: I may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. He's into a very strange sex scene."

"Edie: Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!"

"Birthday Card: Happy birthday, fatso."

"Channing Wilroy - Channing"

"Cotton: Murder merely relieves tension."

"Do my balls, Mama!"

"I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into."

"Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody!"

"We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!"

"Oh my God,you stupid idiot motherfucker!Connie,go away!"

"I'll burn you to death,stupid bitch!"

"Hold these goddamn chickens!"

"Babs Johnson, oh what a stupid fucking name! She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing."

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!"

"You know who I am, bitch! I'm the filthiest person alive, that's who I am!"

"The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!"

"Gentlemen, the verdict is in. Guilty on all 10 charges of first-degree stupidity."

"This beautiful mobile home you see before you is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, the filthiest person alive!"

"I haven't fallen in love for three whole days!"

"Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!"

"You stand convicted of asshole-ism."

"How can a couch be out of order?!"

"[after Raymond exposes himself to a transsexual in the park, and, shocked, runs away] That is not the only shock you have before you, Raymond Marble, because at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ass hole!"

"[last lines] "The filthiest people alive?" Well, you think you know someone filthier? Watch as Divine proves that not only is she the filthiest person in the world, she's also the filthiest actress in the world! What you are about to see is THE REAL THING!"

"Sandy Sandstone: Eat the bird, bitch!"

"Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!"

"Zora Carmichaels: You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio."

"Christopher Lambert - Walter Mung"

"Zelda Rubinstein - Katarina Kuntzler"

"Janeane Garofalo - General Teena MacArthur"

"Will Sasso - Fortunio Balducci"

"Cheri Oteri - Zora Carmichaels"