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"Faye: It just means I have to try harder. Bring a helmet tomorrow, you're gonna need it."
"Momo: Dale's efforts to avoid eye contact did not extend to Marigold's chest, and she had a similar response to his bottom when he got up to use the bathroom."
"Marten: Yup, they're totally gonna bang."
"Claire: ...So yeah. It's different for everybody, but I've been so focused on figuring out who I am I haven't had time for romance."
"Claire: So, um, are you okay with the fact that I'm tran -"
"Emily [grabbing and hugging Claire]: OH MY GOSH YOU'RE SO COOL"
"Tai: I'm sorry, is it weird to come to you for dating advice about your ex-girlfriend?"
"Marten: Dunno. Every other aspect of my life has thrown off my weirdness calibration."
"Tai: ...We both got advice from our friends, didn't we."
"Dora: You talked to Marten, right? I can tell by the cadence of your apology."
"Delilah: Wow, you're either the chillest dude ever or a gigantic pushover."
"Marten: Bit of both."
"Marten: So, uh, can I get your number or something?"
"Delilah: Last night was a lot of fun, Mark. But let's not try to turn this into something it isn't."
"Marten: Sure, right."
"Marten: She didn't even get my name right."
"Steve: Aw, that sucks bro."
"Cosette: What was her name?"
"Marten: Hang on, hang on, I know I know this."
"Cosette: Uh huh."
"Cosette: It's pretty hypocritical to be all emo about her not knowing your name when you don't know hers."
"Marten: I know, I know."
"Momo: THE SYRUP IS FOR THE PANCAKES"
"Momo: You are not a slut. You are a grown woman, and you have the right to decide when you want to have sexual intercourse with someone."
"Marigold: And he's not gonna lose interest 'cause we did it right away?"
"Momo: He appeared to be slightly concussed when he left. Assuming he does not have amnesia, I think he will remain interested."
"Marten: Tai put so much work into her float. I didn't have the heart to tell her the parade is rained out."
"Jimbo: Kid, there ain't been no money in poetry since Dr. Seuss got shot."
"Wil: He died of cancer."
"Jimbo: Shows what YOU know about poetry."
"Faye: This is your dream. I want you to achieve it. Now go down there and knock 'em dead."
"Angus: That sounds disturbingly literal, coming from you."
"Faye: That's why I'm not gonna tell you to break a leg."
"Marten: I'm not upset. I'm... look, imagine if YOUR mom just showed up unannounced one day."
"Veronica: I'm pretty sure the whale-phallus door knocker would keep her out."
"Marten: I was being rhetorical."
"Veronica: I hope Faye and Angus are okay."
"Marten: They're either fuckin' or fightin'."
"Veronica: I recommend fucking. You're too tired to fight afterwards."
"Marten: You're blushing. I didn't know moms could blush."
"Marten: And besides, if this works out I could end up with three dads! That's so many dads!"
"Samantha: If... if your mom and my dad get married, we'd be sister and brother."
"Marten: Step-siblings, yeah."
"Samantha: I call dibs on the front seat in the car."
"Marten: Darn, you beat me to it."
"May: Hey buddy! It's me! May!"
"Dale: SHIT"
"May: Nice to see you too, ass-dick."
"Dale: You pay rent. You help clean. And if you do or say ANYTHING to hurt Marigold -"
"May: Creating Nice_List.txt. Entering "Marigold". Saving and closing."