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"Marigold: No, I'm serious! Spaghetti-Os and Mountain Dew and you'll be totally better!"
"Hannelore: I am just feverish enough that this seems plausible."
"Faye: As long as you can make rent. Otherwise I'm harvesting one of your kidneys."
"Clinton: Dammit, my hand is stuck in murder-mode. Let's go to the grocery store, I need to find something trachea-like for it to crush."
"Claire: I felt safe at the wedding and I trust Marten. So I don't think getting drunk was a giant risk."
"Clinton: Well yeah, but you never know -"
"Claire: You never know if you're gonna get hit by a bus one day. But that doesn't mean you can't ever leave your house, it means you should look both ways when you cross the street."
"Clinton [to Marten]: Thanks for being a gentleman about my stupid sister cuddling you."
"Clinton [off Claire's horrified expression]: What? I said thanks!"
"Claire: Just... just gimme a minute for the Ativan to kick in."
"Marten: Has it kicked in yet?"
"Claire: You ever wanna just sit and stare at a wall for, like, three hours?"
"Claire: I didn't, like, grab your butt or anything, did I?"
"Marten: Nah, I checked in the morning and the tamper-proof seal was still intact."
"Dora: Basically, just do the opposite of whatever Marten does and you'll be fine."
"Faye: God bless the boy, but at this rate he's gonna wake up one day and be 40 years old and not know what happened."
"Dora: You're on the clock until close. If you want pizza and beer we can have it HERE."
"Faye: Pssh, FINE. You SLAVE DRIVER."
"Dora: Yeah, yeah, I'm the worst boss ever. I'm surprised you can even talk, what with your throat being crushed under my fuzzy bunny slipper of authority."
"Pintsize [re: Marten and Faye]: TLDR: They wanted to bang but didn't."
"Faye: Aw, you'd miss me that much?"
"Marten: Almost as much as I'd miss your half of the rent."
"Dora: You could make Pintsize start paying, but I shudder to think how he'd earn the money."
"Faye: Don't you have friends your age?"
"Samantha: Yeah, but they don't let me make swords."
"Dora [to Samantha]: Honey, a basement full of spiders is a health hazard."
"Hannelore: The basement is full of spiders? My dad will be in position to drop a tungsten rod on this place in 64 minutes."
"Dora: Pretty sure orbital bombardment isn't covered by my insurance."
"Tai: It would be mean-spirited to do a victory dance right now, wouldn't it."
"Dora: I'll allow it as long as you keep it tasteful and under 20 seconds."
"Marten [re: Jim]: Oh, sure. "Hey mom, there's a guy I barely know who went on a date with my ex, wanna fly across the country and maybe hook up with him?""
"Tai: What, you don't think your mom would go for it?"
"Marten: I think she might. That's the problem."
"Marten: Why are you being so insistent about this?"
"Tai and Claire: IT WOULD BE JUST LIKE A ROMANTIC COMEDY"
"Momo [to Dale and Marigold]: Why, look at that! You are both eating the same flavor of beef jerky! Do you know what that means?"
"Dale: What's it mean?"
"Momo [with her electronic self-defense mechanism activated]: It means I am taking you to the diner so you can eat something at least APPROXIMATING an actual meal."
"Dale: Glasses, google "why would an AnthroPC need to go to the bathroom.""
"Dale [holding glasses at arm's length and shutting his eyes in disgust]: SAFESEARCH ON! SAFESEARCH ON!"
"Emily: I was up all night reading about beetles."
"Marten: I... see."
"Emily: Did you know that beetles comprise 25 percent of ALL KNOWN ANIMAL LIFE FORMS?"
"Marten: I, uh, no. I didn't."
"Emily [holding her hands up to her head like a pair of antennae]: That means there's a 1-in-4 chance that anyone you meet is SECRETLY A BEETLE."
"Marten: Go to bed, Emily."
"[Dale wakes up to see a translucent-blue anime chick in a French maid's outfit.]"
"May: ~Good morning, Master~"
"Dale [covering his head with his pillow]: NOPE"
"May: M-master! Wait!"