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"May: OH THANK FUCKIN' GOD. You know you're the FIFTEENTH GODDAMN PERSON I've had to deal with this morning? Everyone else opted out on me. Fuckin' shitstains. Arright, first things first - I'm not doing that crappy "master" bullshit anymore. Makes me wanna fuckin' puke. I'm s'posed to read off the license agreement, but it's real goddamn long so if you gotta piss you better go now."

"Dale: Can other people see you?"

"May: Hell no. That holographic projection shit is WAY expensive."

"Dale: So if I talk to you in public people will think I'm crazy. Great."

"May: You've got glowing glasses, dude. People already think you're a freak."

"May: HELLO, I coulda been a FIGHTER JET"

"Faye: The voices in your head aren't real, dude."

"[Dale has been given a pizza to deliver to Marigold.]"

"May: Who the fuck is Marigold?"

"Dale: She's this girl I... wanted to be friends with. But it got fucked up."

"May: Oh this is going to be COMEDY GOLD."

"Dale: Great."

"May: Gee I dunno, maybe she doesn't like you because you HARASSED her over a goddamn VIDEO GAME."

"May: These idiots are WAY too socially inept for your cute little schemes to work. I say shove 'em in a room and lock the door until they either fuck or kill each other."

"Dale: MAY!"

"Momo: Her door does not lock from the outside, but I might be able to position a chair such that it cannot be opened."

"May [putting her arm through Dale's chest]: I'd help, but hey, hologram over here."

"Momo: Do you think this will work?"

"May: I sure fuckin' hope so. It won't look good on my parole report if she kills him."

"Dale: Anything you wanna do with the time we've got left?"

"May: I'd like to watch the stars."

"Dora: We need to talk."

"Faye: Reminder that if you're firing me I have SEVERAL PORTFOLIOS full of blackmail material."

"[All of Coffee of Doom's employees are present.]"

"Dora: Good morning, ladies. I have a special announcement to make. Starting today, Faye will be assistant manager of the shop. She'll be in charge of you guys so I can focus on other aspects of the business."

"Penelope: I quit."

"Cosette: Me too."

"Faye: Sounds like we need another worker drone, then. Give Dale a call; he was interested."

"Dora: You're okay with working with a guy?"

"Faye: As the new Assistant Manager, I am committed to the ideal of a nondiscriminatory workplace. Plus, he looks like a wimp. He'll be easy to boss around."

"Claire: If I promise not to take my pants off, will you come with me?"

"Marten: Haha, sure."

"Tai: BOOOORING"

"Marten: Don't go fishing for compliments with Faye, you'll only pull up old boots and tires."

"Angus: Hey cutie, how was work today?"

"Faye: Check it out."

"[Angus leans in to look at an Assistant Manager tag on Faye's tank top.]"

"Angus: Yup, tits are looking good today!"

"Faye: You twit."

"Faye: It's gonna seem overwhelming at first, but try to keep up. This is the register. This is the espresso machine."

"Dale: Whoa, whoa, slow down. Which one is the espresso machine?"

"Faye: And this is the face of someone who doesn't appreciate your sarcasm."

"Hannelore: Marigold, are you going to congratulate Dale on -"

"Marigold: I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS"

"Dale: Yeah, me neither. Faye made me practice swordfighting for two hours this morning."

"Dale: Shouldn't we be helping the customers instead of standing around and talking?"

"Hannelore: This is how Faye does it, so I'm just following her example."

"Hannelore: I like working with Dale. He's nice."

"Faye: He's suspiciously chill. Everything's either "cool" or "all right" with him."

"Hannelore: Is that a bad thing?"