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4月 10, 2026
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"Corpse Witch: Excellent! You DO understand!"
"Faye: Jesus Christ Barry, I might as well start over from a trash can and some aluminum foil."
"Dora: Does "hey bro, we need to talk" sound too casual?"
"Tai: You typed "asshole" instead of "bro"."
"Dora: Oh yeah, I should turn off that auto-replace."
"Hannelore: How did he know I like fruit?"
"Marten: Hannelore's dad sent her this weird DEVICE and we can't figure out what it's for."
"Dora: Why don't you just call him and ask?"
"Marten: I can't believe that didn't occur to any of us."
"Faye: I said "we're having a party" and you responded with practical concerns instead of "woo, party!""
"Marten: Oh god I'm getting old"
"Claire: Once I get my own place it will be 99% bookshelf by volume."
"Claire: Mom doesn't ask what happens in my bedroom, and I don't ask what happens in hers."
"Faye: Hah! Maybe she's having a crazy threesome right now!"
"Claire: On one hand, gross, but on the other, go mom. You do you."
"May: Screw soccer, ignorance is the official sport of humanity."
"May: And if you two eventually bone down, I want pics of her outta her armor."
"Faye: I knew something horrible was coming."
"Pintsize: PLEASE, PLEASE FILL MY HEAD WITH BIRDSEED"
"Dora: You were right."
"Tai: Say that again. I find it intensely arousing."
"Samantha: I can't play Mario games. I don't approve of violence against turtles."
"Hannelore: You don't play with Dale?"
"Marigold: We have philosophical differences. I'm Horde, he's Alliance. He's a Paragon, I'm a Renegade. I'm tiles, he's ASCII."
"Hannelore: I guess opposites do attract."
"Marigold: He likes the zig-zag shaped Tetris blocks. I'll never understand boys."
"Hannelore: I could make you some tea. We have a couple AI customers who order it because they enjoy the aroma."
"Bubbles: My olfactory sensors are calibrated for the detection of chemical and biological weapons."
"Hannelore: You should definitely try our tea, then."
"Bubbles: That is an... alarming endorsement."
"Pintsize: I WANTED TO BE ABLE TO POOP HAMBURGERS, IS THAT SO WRONG"
"Claire: Look, I'm trans, and maybe it won't be in the future, but right now it's a struggle. So I get annoyed when people assume technology is going to magically fix all our problems. It won't do anything about bigotry. We have to fight that now."
"Hannelore: I'm pretty sure my dad's last words are gonna be "don't worry, perfectly normal, everything's under AAAAAGH""
"Corpse Witch: I, ah, wouldn't go in there if I were you! Bubbles can be... VIOLENT when she's upset. Best to just leave her alone and go about your workday, eh?"
"Faye: Screw that. I'm goin' to check on my friend."
"Bubbles: ...Why are you so determined to be kind to me?"
"Faye: At first it was 'cause you look super badass, and I was like, "damn, I wanna make friends with Megatron over there." Now it's 'cause you're actually pretty likable when you're not threatening to punch my face off."
"Bubbles: I only did that once. And I apologized."
"Dora: Greetings, Skullmaster. Would Skullmaster like a cup of hot chocolate?"
"Samantha: SKULLMASTER DRINKS ONLY THE BLOOD OF SKULLMASTER'S ENEMIES"
"Dora: I have mini marshmallows!"
"Samantha: SKULLMASTER PREVIOUSLY MISSPOKE ABOUT SKULLMASTER'S DIETARY REQUIREMENTS"
"Faye: This is mostly a rhetorical question, but would you fire me if I brought a kid in here?"
"Corpse Witch: Into the sun."
"Faye: Yeah, thought so."
"Veronica: Okay, let's consider this. Do you think it's more likely that Faye doesn't like you all of a sudden? Or do you think it's more likely that her job doesn't want her to bring friends to work?"
"Samantha: The... the second one?"
"Veronica: I agree. And I suspect that if Faye didn't like you, there'd be no doubt about it, and I'd have to dig a hole in the backyard to hide her body."
"Samantha: You're nice but also scary. I think that's why dad likes you."
"Clinton: You can't solve every problem with a harpoon."