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"Faye: You want REALLY cheap rent, move to the South. You can get a nice apartment in Savannah just by smilin' at the right people."
"[Samantha has just punched Pintsize.]"
"Samantha: I'm sorry! I don't know why I punched him!"
"Marten: This is gonna sound weird, but I'm glad you didn't have a reason."
"Sven: I think I'm in love with you."
"Faye: AAAAAAAA"
"Faye: And you expect me to just throw myself into your arms now that you've told me?"
"Sven: Are you going to?"
"Faye: Oh my god you're an idiot."
"Marten: Emily kissed me on the cheek."
"Faye: Sven told me he was in love with me."
"Marten: Okay, you win. I'll go buy us some Crisis Wine."
"Faye: Beat you to it. You can pay me back."
"Dora: I finally realized my brother is a toxic person and I'm cutting him out of my life as entirely as I possibly can!"
"Claire: Am I the only person here who actually WANTS to be a librarian?"
"Tai: You're also the only person here on your day off, nerd."
"Faye: So how long have you had a crush on Marty?"
"[Claire spit-takes her drink.]"
"Faye: There's a bottle of bourbon in the cabinet with our name on it."
"Claire: This is where the night goes from "we had fun" to "mistakes were made", isn't it."
"Claire: I hate being reasonable."
"Marten: You're cute when you're reasonable."
"Marten: I need pancakes before I can process this."
"Pintsize: I feel that way about everything."
"Marten: I like you, and I think you like me, and I want to see where this takes us."
"[Marten and Claire kiss.]"
"Angus: This is my dream. Can't you just be happy for me?"
"Faye: I thought I could."
"Hannelore: Marigold you are my friend but if we lived together I would literally murder you."
"Dora: Go home, Faye. You're fired."
"Hannelore: Find anything?"
"Faye: There's a guy who wants someone to "murder his balls". I can do that."
"Pintsize: Damn it! How am I supposed to make fun of you when you're being all apologetic?! First Marten puts Claire off-limits, and then this! I wish I had been born a TOASTER. At least then I'd be getting bread-fucked on a regular basis."
"Tai: Yay, we survived our first fight."
"Dora: If we get into another one, please don't leave. I missed my morning butt-grabs."
"Faye: I'm a coward. I'm a coward who was too scared to take a risk on a good man. He left, and I drank to numb the pain. That cost me my job. So I drank to numb that. That put me in the hospital. And despite that, I'd kill for a drink right now. So there. That's my contribution."
"Hannelore: I'm really scared."
"Faye: I'm sorry, kiddo. I'd hug you, but I know that'd freak you out."
"Hannelore: Also you're driving, and I take automotive safety very seriously."
"Marten: It's amazing how many problems you solve with threats of violence. You're like a Swiss army knife of hate."
"Emily: People tell me I'm weird, or spacey, or "random", whatever that means. At first it hurt my feelings. People were saying I'm not like them, and it was a bad thing. But then I realized people use those words because they're lazy. They call me weird so they can dismiss me. "Don't mind Emily, she's just weird." "Oh Emily, you're so random." It's like, screw you for thinking I'm "random". As if being myself is a calculated act. A defense mechanism. I'm happy with who I am, and with how my brain works, and if that makes you uncomfortable that's your problem, not mine."
"Clinton: Wow."
"Emily: And when I explain this to people they're like "ooh, she has hidden depths." No I don't! My depths aren't hidden! I'm weird all the way down! You just can't handle it!"
"Bubbles [re: Pintsize]: Are you here to enter him in the fights?"
"Faye: Actually, I'd love to see that."
"Pintsize: I'm a lover, not a fighter!"
"Corpse Witch: How would you fix this chassis?"
"Faye: Hammer out the dent, work some reinforcement over the crack. It'll be heavier but stronger than it was before."
"Corpse Witch: Yes, yes, you'd repair the damage. But how would you FIX the chassis?"
"Faye: I... guess I could put some spikes on it?"