"Dorothy Baker: [to Jake Ryan on the phone] Now you listen to me, mister! God did not put me on this Earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you! And as for our granddaughter, I'm sure she has more than enough sense to stay clear of the likes of you! Now goodnight and goodbye!"

"Ginny Baker: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row."

"No more yanky my wanky The Donger need food!"

"Oh, sexy girlfriend!"

"What's happenin', hot stuff?"

"[to his buddies, after knocking over a beer can stack] Very nice! We're here five minutes, and I–! I'm at a loss!"

"Wease, we've got seventy dollars and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens."

"Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease."

"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

"I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday."

"Renee Olstead - Becky Olstead"

"Samuel Ball - Alex Carlson"

"Lynn Collins - Wendy Collins"

"Andy Serkis - Richard Kneeland"

"Judy Greer - Lucy Wyman"

"Mark Ruffalo - Matt Flamhaff"

"Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink"

"A comedy for the kid in all of us."

"For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was."

"Jenna Rink had one wish. Now she's living the life she always dreamed of."

"For most people, being a kid feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was!"

"For most people, thirteen feels like it was just yesterday -- for Jenna Rink it was."

"On her thirteenth birthday, Jenna Rink's wish came true. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."

"When Jenna Rink woke up this morning, she wasn't quite herself. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."

"Jenna Rink made a wish and got the life she always dreamed of. But having it all is not nearly enough. Now she will do whatever it takes to find her way home."

"Jenna Rink made a wish and went from thirteen to thirty overnight. Now everyone needs her. Everyone knows her. But no one knows the truth about her."

"What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield."

"[at a huge party] I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"

"[dragging Matt to the dance floor] Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!"

"[hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?"

"I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving."

"It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade."

"[to Jenna] You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?"

"Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it."

"[after Jenna says she's 13] Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27."