"[to the female student body] Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after school and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... oh yeah, Cady – you know my friend Cady? Well, she made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. [to Regina] God! I am so sorry about all this, Regina. I am, really. I don't know why I did it; I just couldn't help myself. I guess it's probably because for some reason, I've got a big lesbian crush on you. And if that doesn't solve all of your problems, I don't know what will! So suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!!"

"This is Damian: he's almost too gay to function."

"Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. You got your Freshmen, ROTC Guys, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls Who Eat Their Feelings, Girls Who Don't Eat Anything, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually Active Band Geeks, The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet, and The Worst. Beware of The Plastics."

"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"

"[voice-over] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."

"[voice-over] Having lunch with The Plastics was like leaving the Actual World and entering Girl World. And Girl World had a lot of rules."

"Kohroku: My arm, it doesn't hurt. IT'S HEALED!!! [stretches his arm and it cracks] Argh, no, it's still broken."

"In this film, Shishi Gami is not a gentle creature who gives blessings. I depicted it as a low-ranked god. There are legends of giants, such as Didarabocchi or Daidarabou, but we don't know why they exist. So, I just decided, "it's nature's night, given form," and then, I was able to convince myself (laughs). I just thought, the creature is gathering and giving out lives during the night. So that's why I gave it different shapes during the day and the night. I just dreamed up that it is such a creature (laughs). So, it wanders from forest to forest during the night."

"It's not that I wanted to make it modern. It's just that depicting Tatara Ba under the rule of men would be boring. And if I made the boss of Tatara Ba a man, he would be a manager, not a revolutionary. If it's a woman, she becomes a revolutionary, even if she is doing the same thing."

"Ashitaka is not a cheerful, worry-free boy. He is a melancholy boy who has a fate. I feel that I am that way myself, but until now, I have not made a film with such a character. Ashitaka was cursed for a very absurd reason. Sure, Ashitaka did something he should not have done - killing Tatari Gami. But there was enough reason to do so from the humans' viewpoint. Nevertheless, he received a deadly curse. I think that is similar to the lives of people today. I think this is a very absurd thing that is part of life itself."

"Osa: [To Ashitaka] Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living."

"Moro's Cub 1: [To Ashitaka] You're too slow! Get on!"

"Moro's Cub 1: [to a member of the Ape Tribe, who want he, his brother, and San to leave Ashitaka for them to eat] You go, before my fangs find you!"

"Kaiya: [giving Ashitaka her crystal dagger] No, I want you to keep it, so you won't forget your little sister."

"Leper: [a piece of the wooden wall is removed. A cannon and a head is seen. It fires at a boat, knocking a man off and almost upsetting the boat] Ha ha. I missed. They're bringing boats across the river!"

"Town's woman: You want some of our iron? Here you go! [shoots at the ground near horseman]"

"Toki: Oh, that's all right. Milady, if you hadn't been there, the wolves would have eaten everyone, and then we'd all have to find ourselves new husbands."

"Toki: You scared me half to death! Don't you 'little flower' me!"

"Kohroku: Huh...I never knew the forest god made the flowers grow."

"Wise Woman of the Emishi: You cannot alter your fate, my prince. However, you can rise to meet it if you choose."

"Nago: Disgusting little creatures. Soon, all of you will feel my hate, and suffer as I have suffered."

"Kid, listen, everybody wants to have everything in life, and now I might actually get it!"

"Are you selling donkey piss?"

"This soup is donkey piss!"

"Relax, kid, I have bigger fish to fry. Your secret's safe with me."

"Well, I give up. You just can't win against fools."

"So you say you're under a curse? Well so what. So's the whole damn world."

"When you're going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work."

"[last words] "Ashitaka...can you save the girl you love?""

"[to the boars] "Humans are everywhere these days. Go back to your mountain. Kill them there.""

"The trees cry out as they die, but you cannot hear them. I lie here. I listen to the pain of the forest and feel the ache of the bullet in my chest, and I dream of the day I will finally crunch that gun-woman's head in my jaws."

"Give me back my daughter, demon!"

""Now my poor, ugly, beautiful daughter is neither wolf, nor human. She lives with the forest, and so too will die with the forest."

"I was saving my energy to bite off that damn woman's head...but I must save San."

"[about the Okkoto/Okkotonushi] "Don't touch him. He's no longer a god.""

"You'd risk everything on one last battle. That's just what the humans want."

"[to the boars] "You cannot win against the humans. Their guns will destroy you all.""

"Silence, boy! How dare you speak to a god like that!"

"Typical. Selfish. You think like a human."

"I caught her human parents defiling my forest. They threw their baby at my feet as they ran away. Instead of eating her, I raised her as my own."

"I was hoping you'd cry out in your sleep. Then I would have bitten your head off to silence you."

"YOU WILL DIE!"

"The sooner we get this rice home, the sooner we'll eat! Let's move!"

"Cut off a wolf's head and it still has the power to bite."

"Now watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god. A god of life and death. The trick is not to fear him."

"This is my garden. None of the townspeople dare to come here."

"I'm not afraid to die, and I'd do anything to get humans out of my forest"

"Ashitaka, you mean so much to me, but I can't forgive the humans for what they've done."

"[voice breaking] "You’re on their side. You always were"."