Bbc Shows

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "When it snows you will find Sister Sledge...""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While reading the Exchange and Mart...""

"Jack Dee: "A dreadful habit of young Mart's was lighting his and others' farts...""

"Jack Dee: "Poor Mrs. Wilhelmina Binns was knackered giving birth to quins...""

"Jack Dee: "Despite the warnings, naughty Mya climbed right inside the tumble dryer...""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In Tesco's with Earth, Wind and Fire...""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "My hamster is called Otis Redding...""

"Jack Dee: "Daisy Pugh and husband Gus, spiced up their sex life on the bus...""

"Jack Dee: "A stubborn boy whose name was Norm, flew his kite in a lightning storm...""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "As they banged in the bed of hard nails...""

"Jack Dee: "Despite the warnings, naughty Sue would feed the monkeys in the zoo...""

"Jack Dee: "A wicked habit of young Bill's, was rifling through his father's pills...""

"Barry Cryer: "The Noise Abatement Society - ...""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "The artist formerly known as Prince...""

"Jack Dee: "With stick in hand, naughty Denise approached a peaceful swarm of bees...""

"Jack Dee: "Young Nigel earned a stern reproof for doing cartwheels on the roof...""

"Jack Dee: "'I see dead people!' claimed young Cole, which made his mother drop her bowl...""

"Graeme Garden: "Merthyr, She Wrote.""

"Barry Cryer: "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clwyd.""

"Jack Dee: "A naughty little lad called Dave would hide inside the microwave...""

"Jack Dee: "The infant Mike had such bad genes, he lived on top shelf magazines...""

"Jack Dee: "Though often warned, a boy called Rex still tampered with electric flex...""

"Jack Dee: "One day a small girl called Sophia climbed right inside the tumble dryer...""

"Jack Dee: "'I think I shall try six', said Fred, 'electric blankets on my bed'...""

"Barry Cryer: "Birds of a Feather... Bang!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dancing on Eisteddfod.""

"Jack Dee: "In spite of warnings, little Stu would taunt the lions in the zoo...""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Next on BBC Four, rare footage of a legendary concert at the North Pole's only prison - Cash in the Arctic.""

"Tony Hawks: "A fantasy epic on BBC now, with a tale spanning multiple worlds, in which a threatening godlike figure suffers several bouts of sexually transmitted infections. That's His Dark Venereals on BBC Three.""

"Graeme Garden: "One Of Our Aircraft Is... Here.""

"Gary Delaney: "Next on BBC Two, Dara Ó Briain is back as the host of the quickfire topical panel show for Chinese cannibals who eat the shy. It's Wok the Meek. ...if you could hear the footsteps going all round the houses to get to that one!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Is your dad joining us?""

"Rob Brydon: "News at Tenby.""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "The medicinal power of brandy...""

"Rachel Parris: "Why do you build me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down...?""

"Jack Dee: "Belinda made her parents vexed for all she ever did was text...""

"Jack Dee: "'Do not put', his mum told Ted, 'that plastic bag upon your head'...""

"Tony Hawks: "Hit Me with Your Lytham Stick""

"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While out with a Doctor of Physick...""

"John Finnemore: "Yellow Pages - In case the internet stops existing.""

"Barry Cryer: "I Just Called To Say I Have Herpes.""

"Kerry Godliman: "Rubella, Don't Take Your Love to Town.""

"Tony Hawks: "For the one who might listen to The Stranglers, Gordon Brown.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Crumpet Voluntary.""

"Susan Calman: "We all live near a Trident Submarine.""

"Graeme Garden: "I Left My Heart With Some Franciscans.""

"David Mitchell: "I Did It Thy Way.""

"Graeme Garden: "A Boy Named Sue Has A Complaint About The Christening.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Leap Up And Down, Wave Your Vicars In The Air.""

"David Mitchell: "Careless Wimple.""