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"Graeme Garden: "Here Comes the Bribe.""
"Omid Djalili: "Hit The Toast, Rack.""
"Omid Djalili: "Smoothie Operator.""
"Omid Djalili: "Kedgeree And Ivory... I had to sing it! Are we allowed to sing these?" (Jack: "Absolutely, yes...")"
"Graeme Garden: "A Ricicle Made For Two.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Crumpet Voluntary.""
"Graeme Garden: "It's My Pot Of Tea and I'll cry if I want to.""
"Barry Cryer: "Regrets, I've had a brew, but then again Typhoo to mention.""
"Omid Djalili: "I Sniffed A Grill and I licked it.""
"Barry Cryer: "Stuck On The Griddle With You.""
"Omid Djalili: "Muffin Compares 2U.""
"Barry Cryer: "Fry Me A Liver.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Still in the Welsh, We'll Kipper Welcome In The Hillside.""
"Omid Djalili: "Stand By All-Bran.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Fried Bread Of Heaven." (Jack: "They liked you at the beginning, didn't they?")"
"Barry Cryer: "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Flakes.""
"Miles Jupp: "If you liked it, you should have put herring on it.""
"Graeme Garden: "Thank You For The Muesli.""
"Barry Cryer: "There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Hovis.""
"Graeme Garden: "Never Mind The Bannocks, It's The Sex Pretzels.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Achy Bakey Tart.""
"Graeme Garden: "Hey-Hey, We're Having A Pot Of Tea.""
"David Mitchell: "Bake Me Up Before You Sourdough.""
"Graeme Garden: "On Mother Kelly's Doorstep.""
"David Mitchell: "Donut Leave Me This Way.""
"Omid Djalili: "Big Grills Don't Fry.""
"Barry Cryer: "Stand By Your Naan.""
"David Mitchell: "Ain't No Sunblest When He's Gone.""
"Barry Cryer: "It's My Chapati and I'll fry if I want to.""
"Omid Djalili: "Granola Gay.""
"Graeme Garden: "When A Man Loves A Warburton.""
"David Mitchell: "Shake Shake Shake, Shake Your Butty.""
"Barry Cryer: "Where Has All The Flour Gone?""
"David Mitchell: "Focaccia Falling Star.""
"Graeme Garden: "Hold it, Flash Bang Wallop, what a pitta.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Crumpet Voluntary.""
"Graeme Garden: "Pop Go the Measles.""
"Susan Calman: "Summ-on Eileen.""
"Graeme Garden: "I Left My Heart With Some Franciscans.""
"David Mitchell: "I Did It Thy Way.""
"Graeme Garden: "A Boy Named Sue Has A Complaint About The Christening.""
"Tony Hawks: "She's got Affidavit's Eyes.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Leap Up And Down, Wave Your Vicars In The Air.""
"David Mitchell: "Careless Wimple.""
"Barry Cryer: "Super-Holy-Callous-Faction-Expels-All-The-Floaters.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dipstick On Your Collar.""
"Graeme Garden: "Pulpit On A String.""
"David Mitchell: "Bar-bar-bar, Bar-bar-Barabbas.""
"Barry Cryer: "And the Chas 'n' Dave hit, Verger.""
"David Mitchell: "Everything's Coming Up Moses.""