Never Mind the Buzzcocks

"Emmy-Kate Montrose (Kenickie) & Tom Robinson"

"Neil Hannon & Keith Chegwin"

"Kiki Dee & Mike Wilmot"

"Richard Fairbrass & Phil Alexander (editor-in-chief of Kerrang!)"

"Elton John"

"George Michael"

"Vic Reeves"

"Bob Geldof"

"Tony Wilson"

"Meat-eaters"

"Journalists"

"Sunbathers"

"B.A. Baracus"

"Jokes about Wagon Wheels"

"Fred Wedlock"

"Branston Pickle"

"Loft lagging"

"Igneous rock"

"Bulldog terriers"

"Glade Plug-ins"

"Chip forks"

"The phrase "Mr. Morrissey, you require three snookers!""

"Friday afternoons"

"Pasta as a starter"

"Philippa Forrester"

"Sarah's next door neighbour"

"Skin on rice pudding"

"Guatemalans"

"Orange peels"

"The Honey Monster"

"The smell of parmesan"

"Disposable razors"

"Magnifying mirrors"

"Millipedes"

"Koi carp and most of all,"

"Pointless lists without punchlines. "Well that told me, Mr. Morrissey.""

"The direction North-North-West"

"The phrase "Mid-morning""

"Hibernating animals"

"Francis Chichester"

"When people say "i.e." when they mean "e.g.""

"Buffalo girls who go on the inside"

"Decimal currency"

"The Beaulieu Motor Museum"

"Weekend at Bernie's III"

"People who go "Slammers!""

"Tango adverts"

"YMCA (fade into credits)"