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"So I nicked her f**king pension book and shot her in the head!"

"Vince: Silly cow, she kept her savings underneath the bed,"

"Chimpanzee: He took me to Oxford and abused me in a punt!"

"Vince: You've got to give me credit, though, for keeping our streets clean,"

"Nelson: Well it was you that had your stag do ethnically cleansed."

"I guess it ain't a huge surprise that I have got no friends,"

"Vince: When I was a little cub my grandma said to me..."

"Vince: From Millwall to the Albert Dock, there's one thing plain to see,"

"In this entire borough there's no bastard bad as me."

"Vince's grandmother (in a flashback): Please, son, put the gun down, you can have all my money!"

"Cat: He robbed me!"

"I'm on the Atkins Diet so I'm eating tramps and queens!"

"Zombie dog: In hindsight, our relationship was doomed from the start."

"This dancing idea is fundamentally flawed!"

"Zombie dog: I don't want your brains, I just want your heart! But love has quite literally torn me apart!"

"Adopt a vacant look and lift up your paws!"

"Trio of zombie animals: Come on, everybody, let's do the zombie!"

"Zombie dog: Now you're reinforcing the stereotype,"

"Vince (spoken): I, Vincent Fox, ...am a c**t."

"Zombie dog: You say that I'm evil, you're the one hitting me!"

"With his dying breath!"

"Zombie dog: Take my hand, feel my pulse, and I'm sure you'll agree!"

"And a charity worker,"

"He said ger loved you,"

"There's a place in your heart for a camp amputee...!"

"[Music starts.]"

"Beagle Dog: Knifed me!"

"Nelson: Why don't you join the BNP? I think you'd fit in fine."

"Zombie Dog: Now they've killed Derek,"

"Who just wants your love but wants to survive...!"

"He was my best friend,"

"Zombie Dog: But I'm not a zombie, I'm quite clearly alive..."

"Tim, Nobby, Vince and Marion: Die evil zombies!"

"Zombie Dog: I'm just a romantic with a monster sex drive!"

"They used his own arm,"

"Besieging a building,"

"Oh, what a cliché,"

"And all for some sex with,"

"I don't even like her,"

"Act like a zombie?!"

"And I never have!"

"A pedigree chav!"

"To beat him to death!"

"And I've lost control..."

"One sniff of her,"

"I'm not the bad guy,"

"Zombie Dog: Oh, why am I here,"

"We’re off to a sunny location!"

"In this pub garden?"

"I am the victim,"