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"And a charity worker,"

"He was my best friend,"

"He said ger loved you,"

"There's a place in your heart for a camp amputee...!"

"[Music starts.]"

"Zombie Dog: But I'm not a zombie, I'm quite clearly alive..."

"Tim, Nobby, Vince and Marion: Die evil zombies!"

"Zombie Dog: I'm just a romantic with a monster sex drive!"

"Oh, what a cliché,"

"Besieging a building,"

"And all for some sex with,"

"Who just wants your love but wants to survive...!"

"Marion: One day I'm a pervert."

"Lollipop: And I've still got my virginity."

"Lollipop (Spoken): Actually, I'm not a virgin..."

"Both: Then we can legally fornicate."

"Lollipop (Spoken): Let's elope together. I could be your fiancé."

"Marion (Spoken): Ehh, maybe not...."

"Whatever anyone thinks of gays, everyone loves a lesbian!"

"Everybody loves a lesbian, honey,"

"Lindsay Lohan never stopped traffic,"

"‘Til she rode Sam Ronson and came out Sapphic,"

"You’ll shout “yes!” during sex and not “maybe!”"

"Camp is cliché, Lezzies have class,"

"At least we don’t give the Catholic Church a bad name,"

"No gay looks great in a girly frock,"

"[“Guitar solo.”]"

"Cassandra (Spoken) One more time!"

"We’ll soon be eating brunch off Pam St. Clement!"

"Nelson: I'll always remember when I first met my 'Destiny'"

"Destiny (spoken): You are such a geek!"

"Nelson (spoken): It's this week's song!"

"'Cause it's almost her birthday"

"And some people might say"

"I don't want her friends to hate us"

"And I've only just changed my Facebook status"

"I can't bring myself to dump her"

"Though she really gets on my tits"

"I've put it on my Visa"

"If I cancel, I'll lose all my deposit"

"I'm too much of an emotional coward"

"Besides we've just picked out a power shower"

"What about all our DVD's?"

"'Cause baby, I can't stand it if we have to fight,"

"If I act boring maybe she'll leave instead..."

"Muttering:"

"And supposedly there's health benefits to being in a long-term relationship. Plus there's a lot to be said for regular, dependable sex...even if it is with someone you find physically repellent."

"Nelson: Middle class is magical."

"While you read Country Life."

"Act like a zombie?!"