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April 10, 2026
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"He said ger loved you,"
"They used his own arm,"
"To beat him to death!"
"With his dying breath!"
"Adopt a vacant look and lift up your paws!"
"Zombie Dog: But I'm not a zombie, I'm quite clearly alive..."
"Zombie Dog: I'm just a romantic with a monster sex drive!"
"Zombie Dog: Now they've killed Derek,"
"Who just wants your love but wants to survive...!"
"Tim, Nobby, Vince and Marion: Die evil zombies!"
"He was my best friend,"
"Zombie dog: You say that I'm evil, you're the one hitting me!"
"Zombie dog: Now you're reinforcing the stereotype,"
"Oh, what a cliché,"
"And I never have!"
"Besieging a building,"
"Act like a zombie?!"
"Why does she make me,"
"I don't even like her,"
"And all for some sex with,"
"I am the victim,"
"I'm not the bad guy,"
"Intoxicated,"
"One sniff of her,"
"And I've lost control..."
"By her pheromones..."
"A pedigree chav!"
"Zombie dog: Take my hand, feel my pulse, and I'm sure you'll agree!"
"This dancing idea is fundamentally flawed!"
"Watch them, when they get the chance,"
"The Daily Mail are hypocritical,"
"They all retire to the south of France!"
"Now it’s our turn to migrate!"
"The BNP makes it political,"
"So let’s all claim an occupation,"
"We’re off to a sunny location!"
"Did your social worker mention,"
"‘Cause we won’t do jobs below our station,"
"You’re entitled to a pension?"
"With hoards of economic migrants,"
"Who’ll sweep the streets and cut inflation,"
"Please exploit the welfare state,"
"Let’s all toy with deportation,"
"Zombie Dog: Oh, why am I here,"
"You are better than Australians!"
"Soon as you are legal aliens,"
"They do it by the rules,"
"Get them all a fixed address,"
"Your bedridden family in,"
"And...NHS, NHS, NHS"