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"Come and join the immigration…"

"Soon as you are legal aliens,"

"‘Cause we won’t do jobs below our station,"

"Just claim homeland persecution,"

"Then you find a small bedsit,"

"Everybody’s doing it,"

"Tear up your application form,"

"And… benefits, benefits, benefits."

"Let the border crossing swarm,"

"Take the law and screwing it,"

"Did your social worker mention,"

"You’re entitled to a pension?"

"Just always choose,"

"Can’t act like a twat,"

"Where you hide the bruise!"

"He’s got to be taught."

"RSPCA don’t care,"

"Destiny: When I raise my hand,"

"If he falls down the stairs,"

"And it’s not assault,"

"If he’s giving it all that,"

"Can’t bite back like that,"

"Men like a bit of tough loving."

"It’s because it’s all they understand,"

"If you don’t get caught!"

"If he’s barking like that,"

"Destiny: There’s every excuse,"

"For domestic abuse."

"Just give him a little tap."

"And not expect a little tap,"

"Nelson: This is the immigration nation,"

"We actively encourage mass migration,"

"Apply online for a student Visa,"

"And here’s how to dodge the legislation…"

"Or get smuggled in, whichever’s easier,"

"If you’re fearing prosecution,"

"Or I’ll put the boot in!"

"Your bedridden family in,"

"Now it’s time for you to bring,"

"Get them all a fixed address,"

"He’s got to learn discipline,"

"They do it by the rules,"

"What a bunch of tools,"

"Nelson: So let’s keep that culture vibrant,"

"If he’s going “Yap, yap, yap!”"

"Just a little tap on the nose."

"If he’s bad then he gets a beating."

"Just apply a bit of violence,"

"There’s no point complaining,"

"If you want to get a man and keep him."