Bbc Shows

"Either way they should be disembowelled…"

"I’m gonna kidnap all the kids from Glee,"

"‘Cos you can’t buy vinyl Miley Cyrus,"

"Marion (spoken): Ah, my boy- so much you have to learn."

"Take media studies, it's a useful degree,"

"When all you ever do is mime,"

"It’s easy to sing in perfect time,"

"Thanks for destroying music, Simon Cowell…"

"Gonna take a pick-axe to his pretty face,"

"Could you even name one of his songs?"

"I’m gonna murder Justin Bieber…"

"Every pop star looks like each other,"

"When Britain really had got talent,"

"I much preferred the way things were before…"

"And Justin frigging Bieber hadn’t,"

"Brought his insipid music to our shore…"

"Why does everything have to change?"

"The self-important little diva…"

"Is that Zack Efron or a Jonas Brother?"

"Marion (singing): Uh-huh, uh-huh, yes..."

"Sniff loads of glue, the feeling's incredible,"

"All: He robbed me! Knifed me! Shot me! He poured acid down my front!"

"Woooaaaaaaaah...............!"

"He managed to castrate me even though the knife was blunt!"

"Vince: I'm a c**t"

"Nelson: He anally invaded me as a publicity stunt!"

"Robert (speaking) : Okay, I’ve got a little musical number that might just fit the bill."

"All: I think that we all agree he….is….a….mass....ive"

"Kali: But know we really need to get a move on…"

"And never wear condoms, they make sex terrible,"

"Robert: What was wrong with the good old days?"

"C***********....**********T!!"

"Since I wasn't around when you were a kitten,"

"Marion: I’ll grope your baby sister,"

"But we said that we’d be there so…"

"In a game of naked Twister!"

"When they’re tagged in the Facebook… photograph!"

"Marion: The girls will find out if they got their boobs out,"

"Kali: We’d obviously rather not go,"

"After four white lightnings and a Jager bomb."

"Nelson: We might be glad we came along,"

"Kali: A queue for seven hours for the toilet,"

"Kali: We’ll pretend that it’s great when we’re in it,"

"Everybody: We’re going to a shit house party..."

"But really we’ll hate every minute"

"‘Cause someone’s having unprotected… sex in the bath!"

"The only way to shoot you is with a whaling gun!"

"Destiny: Forget exfoliation that won't hide your deformation, girl"

"But who cares who's the fattest, 'cos it's what's inside that matters"

"Backing: Ugly women are..."