Spoof Films

"Brent Spiner as Dr. Strom"

"Jeffrey Tambor as Dr. Whitby"

"Tracy Morgan as Professor Xavier"

"Regina Hall as Mrs. Xavier"

"Pamela Anderson as the Invisible Girl"

"Simon Rex as Human Torch"

"Craig Bierko as Wolverine"

"I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car."

"Method Man"

"Ajay Naidu - M. Night Shyamalan (uncredited)"

"Klimaszewski Twins - Coors Light Twins"

"Tom Kenny - Aliens (voice, uncredited)"

"Edward Moss - MJ (Michael Jackson)"

"Fat Joe - Himself"

"Marny Eng - Tabitha"

"Simon Cowell - Himself"

"Jeremy Piven - Ross Giggins"

"Darrell Hammond - Father Muldoon"

"Eddie Griffin - Orpheus"

"Queen Latifah - Aunt Shaneequa/The Oracle"

"Ja Rule - Agent Thompson"

"D. L. Hughley - John Wilson"

"Denise Richards - Annie Logan"

"Jianna Ballard - Sue"

"Drew Mikuska - Cody"

"Jenny McCarthy - Kate"

"Pamela Anderson - Becca"

"George Carlin - The Architect"

"Camryn Manheim - Trooper Champlin"

"Kevin Hart - CJ"

"Anthony Anderson - Mahalik"

"Charlie Sheen - Tom Logan"

"Leslie Nielsen - President Harris"

"Regina Hall - Brenda Meeks"

"Simon Rex - George Logan"

"Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell"

"Great Trilogies Come In Threes."

"[Holding Michael Jackson outside of a window] How do you like it?"

"[after the rappers kill each other in a shoot-out] These men died for their country; send flowers to their bitches and hos."

"Right. Let's see if we can steer that course keeping everybody deeply disturbed. We don't want a panic. Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this. [goes over to a portrait of President Ford] I wonder what President Ford would've done. Well, if the buck stops here... The buck stops here."

"[after watching a rap battle] I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. Ghastly. I don't know what I'm doing here. This club is totally pathetic. [both rappers pull out their guns and shoot him]."

"She scared the horses, killed the puppies, hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife killed her by drowning her in a nearby well. I thought a time-out would have been fine."

"I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda."

"My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I."

"(telling future to a pregnant woman) It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole."

"[After accidentally killing Tom's wife with his truck] Tom, I'll need a ride home."

"Hell with you."

"Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole!"

"Jayma Mays - Lucy Pervertski"

"Kevin McDonald - Harry Potter"