Spoof Films

"Barbara Billingsley - Jive Lady"

"Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No thank you, I take it black…like my men."

"Stephen Stucker — Johnny"

"Robert Stack — Kramer"

"Lorna Patterson — Randy"

"Leslie Nielsen — Dr. Rumack"

"Robert Hays — Ted Striker"

"Julie Hagerty — Elaine"

"Peter Graves — Captain Oveur"

"Jack Kilpatrick: Shana, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash!"

"Lloyd Bridges — McCroskey"

"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar — Roger Murdock"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"