Slapstick Films

"I got a better idea, no fucking way!"

"I bet you wish your nose was a dick so you could fuck butts!"

"Classic Macgruber"

"That was fuckin' tits"

"Just tell me what you want me to fuck!"

"The Ultimate Tool"

"Do Not Underestimate This Man"

"Will Forte - MacGruber"

"Kristen Wiig - Vicki Gloria St. Elmo"

"Ryan Phillippe - Lt. Dixon Piper"

"Powers Boothe - Col. Jim Faith"

"Val Kilmer - Dieter Von Cunth"

"Maya Rudolph - Casey Janine Fitzpatrick"

"Chris Jericho - Frank Korver"

"Montel Vontavious Porter - Vernon Freedom"

"The Great Khali - Tug Phelps"

"The Big Show - Brick Hughes"

"Mark Henry - Tut Beemer"

"Kane - Tanker Lutz"

"Andy Mackenzie - Hoss Bender"

"Derek Mears - Large henchman"

"Jasper Cole - Zeke Pleshette"

"Kevin Skousen - Senator Garver"

"Brandon Trost - Brick's boyfriend"

"Jason Trost - Smoking guard"

"Amar'e Stoudemire - himself"

"Chris Kittinger - Man in tux"

"DJ Nu-Mark (uncredited) - Club DJ"

"Longer... Raunchier... Funnier!"

"Beau Mirchoff as Robbie Ryan"

"Molly Shannon as Marilyn"

"Michael Madsen as Oliver"

"Vanessa Minnillo as Ashley"

"Chris Elliott as Ezekiel"

"Carmen Electra as Holly"

"Bill Pullman as Henry Hale"

"Leslie Nielsen as President Harris"

"Craig Bierko as Tom Ryan / Horrace P. McTitties"

"Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks"

"Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell"

"Bury the grudge. Burn the village. See the saw."

"The fourth and final chapter of the trilogy"

"The funniest thing you ever sawed."

"Enter at your own risk!"

"I did it! We're saved! What's wrong?!"

"NEVER! Who's the coward NOW, Mama?"

"Of course. He wants us to cut through our feet!"

"30 seconds left!"

"I just tell people to "get real." I'm not even a doctor... I'm an electrician. I failed you, Shaq. I failed you."

"Not exactly."