MacGruber (film)

"If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go— I'll rip as many throats as I have to!"

"You're loco, man!"

"Never ever say 'never ever'."

"Pound some Cunth."

"I got a better idea, no fucking way!"

"I bet you wish your nose was a dick so you could fuck butts!"

"Classic Macgruber"

"That was fuckin' tits"

"Just tell me what you want me to fuck!"

"The Ultimate Tool"

"Do Not Underestimate This Man"

"Will Forte - MacGruber"

"Kristen Wiig - Vicki Gloria St. Elmo"

"Ryan Phillippe - Lt. Dixon Piper"

"Powers Boothe - Col. Jim Faith"

"Val Kilmer - Dieter Von Cunth"

"Maya Rudolph - Casey Janine Fitzpatrick"

"Chris Jericho - Frank Korver"

"Montel Vontavious Porter - Vernon Freedom"

"The Great Khali - Tug Phelps"

"The Big Show - Brick Hughes"

"Mark Henry - Tut Beemer"

"Kane - Tanker Lutz"

"Andy Mackenzie - Hoss Bender"

"Derek Mears - Large henchman"

"Rhys Coiro - Yerik Novikov"

"Jasper Cole - Zeke Pleshette"

"Kevin Skousen - Senator Garver"

"Brandon Trost - Brick's boyfriend"

"Jason Trost - Smoking guard"

"Amar'e Stoudemire - himself"

"Chris Kittinger - Man in tux"

"DJ Nu-Mark (uncredited) - Club DJ"